Current Events > Soooo aliens are currently invading a town in rural Peru

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ChrisTaka
08/09/23 7:55:39 PM
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I need real aliens to show up give me superpowers already. These mfs taking too long

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Sharashaska
08/09/23 8:00:55 PM
#52:


Kradek posted...
Not if I beat you to it.
Let's do it together, Ily

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Kradek
08/09/23 8:01:48 PM
#53:


Sharashaska posted...
Let's do it together, Ily

Well...ok, but you'd better not stab me in the back. Promise?

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deoxxys
08/09/23 8:02:55 PM
#54:


ChrisTaka posted...
I need real aliens to show up give me superpowers already. These mfs taking too long
Me too

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02fran
08/09/23 8:03:07 PM
#55:


Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAWgGRAAEvUF.jpg

Still sounds pretty crazy though.
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KitKats
08/09/23 8:17:38 PM
#56:


loafy013 posted...
So, is it military or private mercenaries on unethical training missions in the area?
Possibly; there is a joint military exercise in the same province

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Sharashaska
08/09/23 8:18:10 PM
#57:


Kradek posted...
Well...ok, but you'd better not stab me in the back. Promise?
Maybe

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potdnewb
08/09/23 8:20:12 PM
#58:


Strider102 posted...
Exactly, here to rob us of our gold.
dey tuk r goold
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VFalcone
08/09/23 8:25:17 PM
#59:


McSame_as_Bush posted...
wat

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/peruvian-villagers-report-attacks-by-7ft-armoured-aliens-resembling-
green-goblin-from-spider-man/ar-AA1eUJfj
Oooooooh okay, lmao
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KitKats
08/09/23 8:27:43 PM
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USAF, US Special Forces, US Space Force, and Japanese soldiers are operating in the same area as part of a training exercise known as Resolute Sentinel

Some 87 US Marines are being deployed for the 16-day joint Bilateral Jungle Operations Exchange with the local Navy at the Iquitos Base, it was reported in Lima.

The presence of the foreign troops, armed with rifles, pistols, grenade launchers, silencers, and state-of-the-art night vision devices, was authorized by the Peruvian Congress last Thursday by 66 votes to 37.

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Strider102
08/09/23 8:29:37 PM
#61:


KitKats posted...
USAF, US Special Forces, US Space Force, and Japanese soldiers are operating in the same area as part of a training exercise known as Resolute Sentinel

The perfect cover up story

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YugiNoob
08/09/23 8:29:43 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They could be aliens AND illegal gold miners.
Or they could be aliens posing as illegal gold miners posing as aliens

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Priere
08/09/23 8:30:06 PM
#63:


https://youtu.be/WxrQ3SqSt6Q

Possible video of the event? O_O

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Nirvanas_Nox
08/09/23 8:30:35 PM
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So then why aren't there any pictures of these "aliens"? They got pictures of injured people but none of the aliens? Come on this is a hoax.

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Sahel
08/09/23 8:31:56 PM
#65:


Peru? Must be those Crystal Skulls guys Indiana Jones got involved with.

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VFalcone
08/09/23 8:34:42 PM
#66:


Nirvanas_Nox posted...
So then why aren't there any pictures of these "aliens"? They got pictures of injured people but none of the aliens? Come on this is a hoax.
Even r/UFOs on Reddit has called this a hoax lol
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LordFarquad1312
08/09/23 8:36:13 PM
#67:


VFalcone posted...
Even r/UFOs on Reddit has called this a hoax lol
Maybe it has already been infiltrated by the aliens!

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majin_nemesis
08/09/23 8:39:33 PM
#68:


McSame_as_Bush posted...
claim they are under attack by 7ft tall armoured aliens that bear a striking resemblance to the Green Goblin from Spider-Man
that sounds like The Predator
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gmanthebest
08/09/23 8:40:23 PM
#69:


Still no pics, eh? Shocking

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Strider102
08/09/23 8:41:14 PM
#70:


VFalcone posted...
Even r/UFOs on Reddit has called this a hoax lol

Well duh, it's secretly ran by the aliens. No way they'd admit to it.

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SpiritSephiroth
08/09/23 8:43:12 PM
#71:


I guess cameras cease to exist whenever aliens show themselves.

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Strider102
08/09/23 8:44:37 PM
#72:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
I guess cameras cease to exist whenever aliens show themselves.

When you're under attack from 7ft tall aliens with jetpacks, impervious to being shot by a shotgun you better show pics.

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SpiritSephiroth
08/09/23 8:53:10 PM
#73:


Strider102 posted...
When you're under attack from 7ft tall aliens with jetpacks, impervious to being shot by a shotgun you better show pics.

I mean its not like there will be any bystanders or onlookers if a whole town is involved >_>

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lucariopikmin
08/09/23 8:55:55 PM
#74:


SpiritSephiroth posted...
I guess cameras cease to exist whenever aliens show themselves.
It's simple, the aliens took over the town and made this story up to look less suspicious.

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Axiom
08/09/23 9:12:24 PM
#75:


Is bigfoot their commander
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CM_Ponch
08/09/23 9:43:42 PM
#76:


Tag

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party_animal07
08/09/23 10:13:46 PM
#77:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I remember this being terrifying when I was younger. Now it just looks fucking goofy.

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MrResetti
08/09/23 10:16:13 PM
#78:


Fucking Wagner
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Vegy
08/09/23 10:20:08 PM
#79:


So dey aren't hot? ;(

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Gobstoppers12
08/09/23 11:05:00 PM
#80:


party_animal07 posted...
I remember this being terrifying when I was younger. Now it just looks fucking goofy.
Yeah... A few weeks ago, I watched Signs for the first time in like 20 years. My gf and I were blown away by how incredibly stupid it seemed in hindsight. The early 2000s were a different time.

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The_Nintendo_Master
08/09/23 11:55:31 PM
#81:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Oh man, now I need to look up the prince is behind ytmnd, I haven't seen that in years.
https://princesigns.ytmnd.com/


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BTH_Phoenix
08/10/23 10:13:26 AM
#82:


maybe they're looking for an ancient aliens goblin glider that got buried under machu pikachu

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Pogo_Marimo
08/10/23 10:14:52 AM
#83:


ForsakenHermit posted...
As much as I hate to side with the shitstain "skeptic" movement I have to until we get a body.

Fucking Peruvians making me side with the Pogo_Marimo's of the world.
Awww that's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me.

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texanfan27
08/10/23 11:17:22 AM
#84:


Strider102 posted...
That's exactly what the aliens want you to think.

Shit, we are invaded by John Travolta and his gold loving aliens.

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Tyranthraxus
08/10/23 11:21:21 AM
#85:


Jx1010 posted...
See guys? This is why I dont believe in aliens

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAWgGRAAEvUF.jpg

So like that's it? It was a fuckin real life Scooby Doo mystery?

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KitKats
08/10/23 11:32:39 AM
#86:


Tyranthraxus posted...
So like that's it? It was a fuckin real life Scooby Doo mystery?
That was a statement put out by the ministry; we don't really know what is going on down in the village. The people are legitimately scared about something though, I have my doubts it's the green goblin.

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KFHEWUI
08/10/23 5:51:30 PM
#87:


A Predator training ground....

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Vegy
08/10/23 5:56:02 PM
#88:


Dis reminds me of dat town in Wisconsin terrorized by werewolves or wolfmen lol

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KitKats
08/10/23 6:04:57 PM
#89:


Vegy posted...
Dis reminds me of dat town in Wisconsin terrorized by werewolves or wolfmen lol
Look up images of bears with mange and youll have your explanation.

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brestugo
08/10/23 6:09:30 PM
#90:


"There's a Pollo Campero around here somewhere."

"Ask someone for directions."

"Shit! They're shooting at us!"

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garan
08/10/23 6:16:00 PM
#91:


Vegy posted...
So dey aren't hot? ;(


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lorddrakath1522
08/10/23 6:22:07 PM
#92:


ChrisTaka posted...
I need real aliens to show up give me superpowers already. These mfs taking too long

And me getting laid.
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ragnarokius
08/10/23 6:24:35 PM
#93:


They way it phrases "hunting weapons" makes me think of bows and arrows. Yet they clearly have DVD players. So.. guns? They're immune to their guns? That's a different thing.

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knightmarexx
08/10/23 6:37:21 PM
#94:


Strider102 posted...
When you're under attack from 7ft tall aliens with jetpacks, impervious to being shot by a shotgun you better show pics.

Clearly you haven't met humans before. When a gunman is shooting people, you still have people putting it on The Ticktocking, or the Facebook, or the YouTubes in real time. Same with natural diasters. Whenever it happens, there's a Ticktocking of it.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/10/23 6:41:41 PM
#95:


god speed, Spider-Man

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vycebrand2
08/10/23 6:43:28 PM
#96:


Sahel posted...
Peru? Must be those Crystal Skulls guys Indiana Jones got involved with.
Almost all are fake except for 1. My theory is its the orginal

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TMOG
08/10/23 6:47:40 PM
#97:


Honestly if I were in a weeks-long assault by face-peeling Green Goblins I would absolutely be taking all the pictures and video I can. Not for clout, but because when it's a story that fucking insane you're going to need all the evidence you can get if you expect somebody to actually come help you rather than dismiss it.

So you'd better believe I'd be livestreaming that shit on whatever platform I could.

Plus, you know, if it's really an alien attack, then it's the biggest historical event in human history.
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Pikachuchupika
08/10/23 6:50:07 PM
#98:


The big news outlets aren't covering it, so...it's probably just people in green goblin outfits.
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ragnarokius
08/10/23 6:50:10 PM
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If someone had time to report it at all, and it's been going on for days, they had time to get a pic.

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name_unknown
08/10/23 10:26:21 PM
#100:


People were posting about the Chicago mothman thinking something was out there. No aliens are attacking or have been present.
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