Board 8 > Would you eat cooked Pokemon?

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Chaeix
08/12/23 2:46:46 PM
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asking the important questions

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BlueCrystalTear
08/12/23 2:49:04 PM
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That depends... what do the Pokemon taste like? I don't think that's really been established in the anime or the games tbh.

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Grimlyn
08/12/23 2:50:01 PM
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I hear Slowpoke Tails are a real delicacy, can't say I could resist an offer.

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Chaeix
08/12/23 2:50:04 PM
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BlueCrystalTear posted...
That depends... what do the Pokemon taste like? I don't think that's really been established in the anime or the games tbh.
wailmer flank is probably delicious

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FFDragon
08/12/23 2:50:41 PM
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gimme dat tauros burger with tepig bacon and oddish on top

Vanillite for dessert

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changmas
08/12/23 2:53:25 PM
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fish pokemon are literally just fish

but yeah i could eat like a miltank steak or something too

or unfezant

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BlueCrystalTear
08/12/23 2:58:53 PM
#7:


Chaeix posted...
wailmer flank is probably delicious
Probably.

If it's tasty, I'll eat it.

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Chaeix
08/12/23 3:02:27 PM
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FFDragon posted...
gimme dat tauros burger with tepig bacon and oddish on top

Vanillite for dessert
ngl I forgot we straight up had food Pokemon

id eat a vanillite any day

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Snake5555555555
08/12/23 3:03:43 PM
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If Pokmon just existed in the world and was common then yes.

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Leonhart4
08/12/23 3:06:12 PM
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No Weezing or Koffing for me thanks

But if the others tasted good then sure

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Sorozone
08/12/23 3:06:38 PM
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Gimme a roasted Kricketune

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v_charon
08/12/23 3:11:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lrugZ-Ymw9Y

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wallmasterz
08/12/23 3:15:46 PM
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Plant Pokmon out here really complicating things for the vegetarians

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Aecioo
08/12/23 3:30:08 PM
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I would eat cooked anything (that will not give me some crazy disease)

Unleashing the world of pokemon on the culinary world would be incredible

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Maniac64
08/12/23 3:55:25 PM
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Combusken Legs would be awesome.

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Raka_Putra
08/12/23 3:55:29 PM
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Slowpoke Tail Carpaccio sounds good.

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red13n
08/12/23 4:00:51 PM
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truly wild Pokemon aren't shown to have much more intelligence than real animals.

So probably not much problem with it.

The alternative would be not eat meat and that sounds bad.

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Leonhart4
08/12/23 4:03:03 PM
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red13n posted...
truly wild Pokemon aren't shown to have much more intelligence than real animals.

So probably not much problem with it.

The alternative would be not eat meat and that sounds bad.

Pikachu is a dry, bland meat

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Sheep007
08/12/23 5:19:43 PM
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wallmasterz posted...
Plant Pokmon out here really complicating things for the vegetarians
They're sentient, I couldn't do it. Tropius bananas and Chansey eggs are on the table, though.

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masterplum
08/12/23 5:20:53 PM
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokmon for humans?

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Nanis23
08/12/23 5:21:44 PM
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I don't see how it would be any different from an animal (there are some I eat, some I disgusted to think about eating..same goes for Pokemon)

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MegaWentEvil
08/12/23 6:45:05 PM
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Hell no, Pokemon are sapient.

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TomNook
08/12/23 6:46:40 PM
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I remember seeing a whole series of videos where someone was cooking Pokemon. I remember them dicing up a Chikorita.

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most_games_r_ok
08/12/23 6:58:01 PM
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Pretty sure I would definitely be up to try one.

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Chaeix
08/12/23 7:33:06 PM
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TomNook posted...
I remember seeing a whole series of videos where someone was cooking Pokemon. I remember them dicing up a Chikorita.
I watched that chikorita get flayed this morning and it inspired this topic

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GenesisSaga
08/12/23 7:35:42 PM
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I mean... Farfetch'd comes with its own aromatic and garnish so...

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MoogleKupo141
08/12/23 8:23:59 PM
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depends on whether or not the society at large eats them

Id probably just do whatever is normal

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Mythiot
08/12/23 8:45:16 PM
#28:


Pokmon are sapient so I don't have to worry about hypocrisy.
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NeatoAnAccount
08/12/23 8:45:21 PM
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i wonder what machamp tastes like

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redrocket
08/12/23 9:11:31 PM
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Pokmon arent really animals. Theyre sapient beings.

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red13n
08/12/23 10:11:00 PM
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Pokeballs are where my ethics really get tested.

Because they provide a certain level of forced obedience. Enslaving things for the purpose of fighting is a little bit dark.

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Lopen
08/12/23 10:24:38 PM
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Isn't there a Pokmon that's literally a flying ice cream cone or am I misremembering

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mnk
08/12/23 10:27:42 PM
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Lopen posted...
Isn't there a Pokmon that's literally a flying ice cream cone or am I misremembering

It's a sentient icicle with snow on top. The general idea would be that in the Pokemon world, the Pokemon came first, and ice cream cones were inspired by them.

That said, there are Pokemon that are literal whipped cream, apple pies, and baked bread.

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MZero
08/12/23 11:41:43 PM
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No for the same reason I wouldn't eat a dog or cat

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Xtlm
08/13/23 4:32:22 AM
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Gimme that Magneton

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Steiner
08/13/23 5:38:37 AM
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no i would only eat them raw

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HaRRicH
08/13/23 9:09:05 AM
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I was wondering if any Pokemon would be appropriate for sushi. Left me scrolling for any similar responses until the last post.

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Maniac64
08/13/23 9:09:44 AM
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redrocket posted...
Pokmon arent really animals. Theyre sapient beings.
What makes a Zubat more intelligent than a real world bat?

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MoogleKupo141
08/13/23 9:11:57 AM
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HaRRicH posted...
I was wondering if any Pokemon would be appropriate for sushi. Left me scrolling for any similar responses until the last post.

have you seen tatsugiri

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foolm0r0n
08/13/23 9:30:49 AM
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redrocket posted...
Pokmon arent really animals. Theyre sapient beings.
There's no scientific proof that the animals we eat are not sapient. That's why there's several forms of vegeatarianism followed by billions in the world.

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AriaOfBolo
08/13/23 9:49:07 AM
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I'd like to say no but I'm not quite a vegetarian yet IRL so who's to say

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Lord_Bob_Bree
08/13/23 9:52:48 AM
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I'd eat cookied Pokemon

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MysteriousStan
08/13/23 10:09:28 AM
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Pokmon biology can get pretty wild so who's to say that they would even be edible in the first place?
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FFDragon
08/13/23 10:41:35 AM
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MysteriousStan posted...
Pokmon biology can get pretty wild so who's to say that they would even be edible in the first place?

The poxedex

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pjbasis
08/13/23 11:49:14 AM
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foolm0r0n posted...
There's no scientific proof that the animals we eat are not sapient.

if animals acted like pokemon we'd call that scientific proof


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Lopen
08/13/23 12:14:48 PM
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I don't see anything that makes 80%+ of Pokmon more sapient than a dog or a cat or a bear or an elephant

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mnk
08/13/23 12:30:19 PM
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Just about every Pokemon seems to be capable of fully understanding human language, and they can communicate with each other through their Pokemon language.

Even ignoring the anime and taking the limited interaction from the games, they still have a vocabulary that surpasses regular animals. Though I suppose the games also make them dumber if they can only remember four attacks at a time, lol.

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Lopen
08/13/23 12:41:01 PM
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I'm not convinced they fully understand human language. They understand the names of their attacks. Dogs and cats can do that too they're called tricks.

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kevwaffles
08/13/23 12:48:14 PM
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Saying (most) Pokemon understand human language has even less merit than saying I understand Japanese because I know what "NANI?!" means.

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Chaeix
08/13/23 1:01:35 PM
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mnk posted...
Just about every Pokemon seems to be capable of fully understanding human language, and they can communicate with each other through their Pokemon language.

Even ignoring the anime and taking the limited interaction from the games, they still have a vocabulary that surpasses regular animals. Though I suppose the games also make them dumber if they can only remember four attacks at a time, lol.
https://youtu.be/0fCA4EqC124&t=36s

make sure to watch at the time stamp

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