Board 8 > Save My Favorite Final Fantasy Characters XXV: Day 65 [smfffc]

(+) Yeah! (+)

To 500?

Not without some more hotness rankings!

It occurred to me that being... coerced into including the wammanz on the hot GUY rankings may have discolored the legitimacy in a significant way. Even if I were 100% hetero there is no way in hell I would honestly say Cecil is hotter than Tifa, even slightly (sorry l3fty, Cecil Harvey is not a very attractive fictional man). I think I'll probably redo the all-inclusive ranking at some point with a more open mind later. It'll have to wait until after the next round goes up at the very least because obviously I can't let my magnum opus distract me from what really matters: saving someone else's favorite Final Fantasy characters!!

i liked that when i got to cecil I thought "oh wow he placed high" but then the write-up was completely accurate

cecil's better helmet on, to hide that sweaty ass mop of hair that's in like a permanent straight-out-of-the-shower state

Reminder to self: Get Layle H2

oh right that's a good thing to do reminders of after a break

for me it is jessie

remember

Friendly reminder for everyone to save Squall and the FFVIII crew ASAP

Okay, I will save Rinoa first hour.

Smexy Squall

There I saved him. You forgot to remind me to save him in a valid topic!

@GenesisSaga

Safe

Try again next topic

nobody tells me what to do

all in on basch

pjbasis posted...

nobody tells me what to do

believe me nobody understands this better than I do

Is there a round today?

hypothetically theoretically

Hotness rankings, you ask? Anyone who doesn't have Tifa and Cindy in their top 5 is wrong.

Also I think Lefty is waiting for this one to hit 500.

BlueCrystalTear posted...

Anyone who doesn't have Tifa and Cindy in their top 5 is wrong.

Finally someone with some sense!

Sorry, the girls have cooties. They go down near the bottom of the list.

mnk posted...

Sorry, the girls have cooties. They go down near the bottom of the list.

There's nothing wrong with being wrong.

GenesisSaga posted...

She's pretty and hot at the same time, defying all logic.

TRUE

TomNook posted...

Finally someone with some sense!

Cindy no chance in hell makes the top 5 of my theoretical bisexual hotness list. Tifa... maybe. I'll have to seriously think about whether or not she can beat out Vincent Valentine in pure sexual energy. It's gonna be tough. Stay tuned! And l3fty plz put up the round soon

I accidentally quoted Nook instead of BCT there like I meant to, but the point still stands!

Cindy's hair works against her eh

Lulu also in the top 5

when I save Vincent I think I'm saving Mikasa Ackerman since GMUN posted that DFFOO art and pointed that out, lol

I mean...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/4/AAC56kAAEw16.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAC56kAAEw17.png

Until Vincent gets the sexy remake treatment, its no contest, I'm sorry.

I feel like the character designer for remake was just like "hmm...that's good. but can we make them HOTTER?" Everyone in that game is stunningly attractive outside of like poor Wedge. Jessie might actually be the least attractive female cast member.

Cindy is just a giant pair of boobs with blonde hair

Easy top 5

MartinFF7 posted...

Cindy's hair works against her eh

The hat helps at least, but her hair... leaves a lot to be desired.

Also I am obviously quite straight, so yeah...

Given that Wedge's entire character in Remake was a walking fat joke, it makes sense that they didn't try to make him attractive.

MartinFF7 posted...

since Layle posted that DFFOO art and pointed that out, lol

lmao

we besties

MartinFF7 posted...

Cindy's hair works against her eh

Lulu also in the top 5

when I save Vincent I think I'm saving Mikasa Ackerman since Layle posted that DFFOO art and pointed that out, lol

I mean...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/4/AAC56kAAEw16.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAC56kAAEw17.png

Man Mikasa's looking hotter than Eren lately.

I love me some tomboyish and androgynous chicks though so no shame in my game

BlueCrystalTear posted...

The hat helps at least, but her hair... leaves a lot to be desired.

I meant more the blondeness working against Genny's type but now that you mention it, yeah. But I really am never noticing her hair (or hat) anyways so not too great a deficit!

Grimlyn posted...

lmao

we besties

oh my god I got Layle on my mind!!!

I'm just gonna post the balt beach vid again while we're at it

https://streamable.com/mj2uoi

Cindy is a working woman, cut her some slack

Mewtwo59 posted...

Given that Wedge's entire character in Remake was a walking fat joke, it makes sense that they didn't try to make him attractive.

Man this poor Wedge character assassination. I feel like he had more to him than that! You make it sound like he was stuffing his face with burritos and then died of natural causes when they were climbing the tower.

Poor Balthier

I just noticed #HotGuySummer scrolling along at the bottom there too

Curse you Grimlyn!

How many "hot guys" would you say are left? I'm too straight of a guy to have any clue how to answer that question.

UltimaterializerX posted...

You can be straight and still know what handsome is. Whos hotter, Jason Momoa or Mitch McConnell?

I know a handsome dude when I see one, and that Mitch McConnell is NOT one of those (Jason Momoa is). I'm just curious what the minimum qualification is in this contest, because of the characters involved and the art style.

UltimaterializerX posted...

You can be straight and still know what handsome is. Whos hotter, Jason Momoa or Mitch McConnell?

McConnell, easy. He's by far the more politically powerful person and girls like power. "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women"

Mmm.... like conventionally hot? I would say I draw the line at Layle (haha one MORE line Layle can gatekeep).

So... 7? Squall, Basch, Laguna, Sephiroth, Vincent, Locke, Layle.

Yeah. Seven sounds about right. Barret and Seymour are close but no cigar (ironic for one of them, I know) to what I would consider being conventionally attractive, and Red and Kuja can only be considered hot in some very select circles. Yeah. I wish Balthier were still in. He would be in my top seven for sure.

Don't 500 this, we still need to allow lefty somewhere to post "no round today" hopefully

On the other hand, if we 500 this, then lefty can't cancel

To 500!

Nanis23 posted...

Don't 500 this, we still need to allow lefty somewhere to post "no round today" hopefully

There's always the previous round. But if he's gonna do that, he's gonna do that with post 500. Right?

BlueCrystalTear posted...

There's always the previous round.

Not if all the previous rounds hit 500 first

if we hit 500 smfffc gets cancelled

Sweet relief... O Death, come take this topic away

posting to get to 500 because I remember Nanis posting to get to 500 in the results topic last year, mwahaha ;)

I wanna see if there's a round after the 500 because I gotta head out real soon.

stfu ulti