Board 8 > Save My Favorite Final Fantasy Characters XXV: Day 65 [smfffc]

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'm well aware of that, I was here for it obviously. No intention of taking anything away from you. I know for sure I've said it, but I'll say it again, the decisions you made were all great ones. I guess lefty benefits from those things you set in place, since all the "incidents" took place while he wasn't the host.

oh hey i got Weiss BT from a full pulls on his banner this week, guess I'll build him

... he has a mech?

technically it's not a mech but I had to look it up and it sure looks mechy.... well, that's Compilation of FFVII for you

I kind of miss a bit of the chaos personally...

FFD best host, woot!

But in all seriousness I'm going to toss my hat into the "just do x2 boots initially rather than shrinking the field" ring. A new FF was just released and there's 3 major contenders right off the bat, leaving only 22 open slots if we stay at a hundred, and some great characters got soft booted so you know they're coming back and having a 75 character roster is going to cause way too much of a crunch.

somewhere underground, a long dormant big stick stirs unexpectedly

Two separate save mys of 50

two finals between each one

final between the winners for supremacy

4 separate groups of 25 each based on races (Human, Mog, Viera, The rest) with tribe swap halfway through with Redemption Island.

illuminatusbubu posted...

4 separate groups of 25 each based on races (Human, Mog, Viera, The rest) with tribe swap halfway through with Redemption Island.

Oh my God, you just managed to combine TWO of the worst seasons into a single bad season.

I know, right?

I can't even think of 10 named Viera, let alone 25!

GenesisSaga posted...

I can't even think of 10 named Viera, let alone 25!

Just type 4 consonants at random. You'll get there.

Ff14 has many named bunnies

Ah yes, the ever so subtle "play FF XIV before the next contest" plug finally makes its appearance

Just offering to help!

*after the base game and 2 expansions

What if we made SMFFFC like the reality show I grew up with, Flavor of Love

Although I guess Martin, BCT and the like are kinda already doing that, hmm

So the question is....which character is the Tiffany "New York" Pollard of the bunch?

Actually just answered my own question, it'd have to be Aerith huh with those two back to back finals losses

I'm not following the analogy... does that make me Flavor Flav?

KommunistKoala posted...

*after the base game and 2 expansions

I keep forgetting that the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has been further enhanced to include the Stormblood expansion and a level cap increase up to 70, while still having no restrictions on playtime!

Well it's too late for the top half and a little too early for the top third, but here it finally is! Please enjoy...

GENNY's OFFICIAL HOT GUY SUMMER RANKING:

All-Inclusive Edition (Now featuring gorls!)

Disclaimer: As always please assume if a character is not of legal age they have been mentally, physically, spiritually, emotionally, legally, and any other kind of "-ally" aged up to AT LEAST 18 years of age by yours truly, GenesisSaga

Real quick though... DQ'd!!

x. Ghido

Man even if I was one of those kinds of furries, or scalies, or whatever... Ghido is... literally just a straight turtle. He is sentient, sure, but to even play at coveting him would be zoophilia, and all my homies hate bestiality. Also he's older than dirt. No thank you.

xx. Eiko Carol

I don't care if she's half-summoner or whatever. DO NOT LEWD THE LOLI! The aging up disclaimer can only be stretched so far. She does at least have the appearance of a (sort of) human going for her

xxx. Vivi Ornitier

Look I'm not going to pretend I understand the logistics of how black mages age in relation to humes/humans. All I know is I looked at one wiki and that crap said Age: Six months (chronologically) 9 years (physically) and I knew I wasn't touching this one with a ten-foot poll. DON'T LEWD THE SHOTA EITHER!!

32. Quina Quen

Forgive me for a bit of exclusivity in this all-inclusive list, but the Qu as a whole are just not for me, but hey I'm glad they're not afraid to do their own thing! You go Quina, you genderfluid icon, you!

31. Cid Pollendina

For what I am looking at... I have no words...

30. Good King Moggle Mog XII

If I wanted a hot plush toy I think I could do a lot better.

29. Emet-Selch

I've been told many times I would love this character. Without going too far into the wiki in order to avoid spoilers, I can only assume that this would be for reasons outside of his physical appearance.

28. Montblanc

Ah, what a cutie! But this ain't Cute Guy Summer so down he goes.

27. Selphie Tilmitt

She has never done it for me physically. I'm not even taking her... questionable personality into account, but if I were I would say never stick your dick- or your TONGUE- into crazy!

26. Garnet "Dagger" Til Alexandros XVII

IX's aesthetic gives her a very childlike appearance and that is a huge turnoff for me. Yes I know they were going for a more cartoonish look, but if the Amano art looks better than the official art you done fucked up your character's hotness but good.

25. Venat

Waaay too ethereal and pure to be considered hot. She is stunningly beautiful, yes. However she gives off the aura of one too innocent to be corrupted (plz no spoilers I will play XIV eventually so DO NOT tell me if I'm right or wrong kthx)

24. Oerba Dia Vanille

Yeah... her "best friend and roommate" (lol jk) is way hotter than her. Maybe she comes across as hotter in the games, but just looking at her official art and other stills? I'm not seeing the hotness.

23. Terra Branford

Too pretty, not hot enough.

22. Jessie Rasberry

She has a nice face, but not as nice to look at as Aerith's. She has a hot bod, but not as hot to gawk at as Tifa's. It's the worst of both worlds, and to top it off her fashion sense is trash to boot. Why is she about to dethrone Tidus again...?

21. Cindy Aurum

Sorry Inviso, but I do not think she is a butterface like you do apparently!

20. Aerith Gainsborough

Remake improves a lot of things, and Aerith's design is one of them! Red dress Aerith yes please

19. Celes Chere

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/a/aa/Celes_from_WotV_artwork.png/revision/latest?cb=20211122214408

Dem hips dough!!

18. Quistis Trepe

Why yes, I am hot for teacher.

17. Rikku

Look they knew exactly what they were doing with her X-2 design, but she's fine in the original game too (AGED UP TO 18, OKAY? geez, get off my ass... and get on to Rikk- *is given a warning shot*) Moving on!!

16. Rinoa Heartilly

She's pretty and hot at the same time, defying all logic.

15. Tifa Lockhart

The hottest gorl here! I'm more of an ass woman myself, but Tifa also has a really pretty face. She also has a really nice set of washboard abs. Oh Spongebob... WHYYYyyy?

14. Cecil Harvey

Let's just say that if I were to do it with Cecil he would have to keep the Dark Knight helm on.

13. Delita Hyral

I'm sure he has a great personality or whatever but I really can't stand the Tactics art style. Where is his nose? Why the thousand-yard blank stare? How is there barely any official art that doesn't make him look so generic? Well I looked around, and War of the Visions does upgrade him ever so slightly, but eh...

12. Apollo

Who!? This guy...???

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/b/b8/Apollo_TCG.png/revision/latest?cb=20150224192459

Not gonna lie, kinda hot in the generic Yu-Gi-Oh! Villain of the Episode kind of way.

11. Kuja

If this were Femboy Summer I could see myself placing Kuja higher, as he is quite attractive in a very non-conventional way, but as that is not this list I simply cannot rank him over much hotter guys.

10. Seymour Guado

Without the forehead veiny thing, crater in the center of his stomach, and gravity-defying hair than can only be described as dumb I would put Seymour much higher. There's just way too many factors that distract and detract from his hotness unfortunately.

09. Barret Wallace

I honestly prefer a little less muscular definition, but I do like the rugged look of Barret's face.

08. Layle

I wish he weren't blond. Sorry.

07. Red XIII

That's right, I just ranked a feral fantasy beast over your favorite fantasy character so you can suck it. Well unless your favorite Final Fantasy character is Vincent, Sephiroth, or Squall then I guess you can un-suck it. [And before anyone goes, "Durrr but wait, what about the people who have ___ as their favorite"? Well that describes literally no one, so bite me. And if you want to claim that Locke, Laguna, or Basch is your favorite then you're lying to yourself and everyone else here.]

06. Locke Cole

I love me a devilish rogue!

05. Vincent Valentine

Goth guys FTW! Vincent can rock a vampire cloak and a suit like no other.

04. Sephiroth

I've got a thing for guys with long hair, and the weab in me has a thing for silver hair so Sephy is basically a match made in Nibelheim. This doesn't even take into account his deep voice, just his chiseled facial features, abs, and oh no I need to stop myself! I'm a married woman.

03. Laguna Loire

This man is a DILF.

02. Basch fon Ronsenburg

Mm... dat ass alone gets him the #2 spot.

01. Squall Leonhart

Yep, he is, in fact, the best-looking guy here. His personality is kind of whatever, but that is not a factor in this ranking.

GenesisSaga posted...

x. Ghido

Man even if I was one of those kinds of furries, or scalies, or whatever... Ghido is... literally just a straight turtle. He is sentient, sure, but to even play at coveting him would be zoophilia, and all my homies hate bestiality. Also he's older than dirt. No thank you.

07. Red XIII

I think you just hate turtles.

GenesisSaga posted...

08. Layle

I wish he weren't blond. Sorry.

07. Red XIII

That's right, I just ranked a feral fantasy beast over your favorite fantasy character so you can suck it.

this feels personally targeted

(but I'll take an 8 from a blondes hater ya go my layle)

GenesisSaga posted...

25. Venat

Waaay too ethereal and pure to be considered hot. She

this is the part where I finally googled Venat because I didn't get this from the name

The daddy emet-selch disrespect smh

Also, you didn't rank a feral fantasy beast over my favorite Final Fantasy character because you refused to rank Vivi.

The Red XIII ranking is still embarrassing and Emet too low, but the rest is pretty fair I guess...

GenesisSaga posted...

Why is she about to dethrone Tidus again...?

Her personality, the bane of all "hotness" critiques. Probably also why I'd have Vanille scooching up a few spots, if you played that game!

(though also yeah if you compare her to Tifa and Aerith it doesn't help, but if I'm offered rocky road and mint chocolate chip and double fudge brownie ice creams I will eat up all three!!!)

Anti-blond boy hatred from a Tidus fan?! Well, I never.

Also this is Venat, for anyone who hasn't been following :)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AANyLIAAEwqk.jpg

GenesisSaga posted...

x. Ghido

Man even if I was one of those kinds of furries, or scalies, or whatever... Ghido is... literally just a straight turtle. He is sentient, sure, but to even play at coveting him would be zoophilia, and all my homies hate bestiality. Also he's older than dirt. No thank you.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/9/AANyLIAAEwql.jpg

MartinFF7 posted...

Her personality, the bane of all "hotness" critiques. Probably also why I'd have Vanille scooching up a few spots, if you played that game!

But her personality is the worst part about her!

I see Martin has a type, and that type is "tendency to withhold key information from other party members"

I think Quistis might be the hottest girl left for me personally.

Leonhart4 posted...

I see Martin has a type, and that type is "tendency to withhold key information from other party members"

not my fault the hottest FF babes have open communication issues. Less critiquing my tastes, more critiquing Genny's imo!!

(I am also curious where Clive would fit into this list, theoretically speaking of course, as an honourary guest of hot guy summer...)

GenesisSaga posted...

Ah yes, the ever so subtle "play FF XIV before the next contest" plug finally makes its appearance

How about the not so subtle one?

Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn, the award-winning Heavensward, and its second major expansion Stormblood (in a couple months)? Play up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime. Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!

MartinFF7 posted...

not my fault the hottest FF babes have open communication issues. Less critiquing my tastes, more critiquing Genny's imo!!

(I am also curious where Clive would fit into this list, theoretically speaking of course, as an honourary guest of hot guy summer...)

Squall at #1 automatically means it's a good list, so you'll hear no complaints from me...!

Selphie is the fun kind of crazy!

Mewtwo59 posted...

Also, you didn't rank a feral fantasy beast over my favorite Final Fantasy character because you refused to rank Vivi.

Well why don't YOU go rank the hotness of a nine year old then!?

If anyone takes issue with my DEFINITIVE hotness ranking I more than encourage you to make your own. The more the merrier!

attempting to brunettize the layle

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/5/AAeYFbAAEwrT.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AAeYFbAAEwrU.jpg

GenesisSaga posted...

28. Montblanc

Ah, what a cutie! But this ain't Cute Guy Summer so down he goes.

this is why the gays are trying to kill him

https://streamable.com/mp74qn

i want layle to dip me

Can you give Layle a beard too?

GenesisSaga posted...

31. Cid Pollendina

For what I am looking at... I have no words...

Cid P is absolutely RADIATING DILF vibes, I dunno what you're on about putting him that low

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/0/AAVSP_AAEwsK.jpg

Cid P giving off "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" vibes

Cid P can come across as a goofy Ghibli character or a set of Pubic Hair depending on the artwork or sprite

GenesisSaga posted...

07. Red XIII

That's right, I just ranked a feral fantasy beast over your favorite fantasy character so you can suck it. Well unless your favorite Final Fantasy character is Vincent, Sephiroth, or Squall then I guess you can un-suck it. [And before anyone goes, "Durrr but wait, what about the people who have ___ as their favorite"? Well that describes literally no one, so bite me. And if you want to claim that Locke, Laguna, or Basch is your favorite then you're lying to yourself and everyone else here.]

06. Locke Cole

excuse me

mnk posted...

Can you give Layle a beard too?

to mourn the loss of golem okay

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/5/AAeYFbAAEwub.jpg

Hmm, that does seem more like a Zangief-style chest hair puff, huh.

But anyway, I might have to save this new bearded Layle if I get the chance...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYF9VjDY074

watched it just because I knew I'd get some Belle scenes... disappointed she didn't get the "wiggle wiggle wiggle" focus tbh

Bane_Of_Despair posted...

Cid P is absolutely RADIATING DILF vibes, I dunno what you're on about putting him that low

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/0/AAVSP_AAEwsK.jpg

Bro that looks like Porco Rosso if he had a beard instead of a little mustache. The first pic I found on the wiki was a hundred times worse though (it was Amano art). I couldn't even continue looking after that.

MZero posted...

excuse me

Your favorite LEFT =/= your favorite! We all know who your real favorite is...

Grimlyn posted...

this feels personally targeted

(but I'll take an 8 from a blondes hater ya go my layle)

It's not that I hate blondes per se, I just... VASTLY prefer darker hair. Locke only escaped my bias by virtue of being a platinum blonde, which is close enough to silver [please refer to my Sephiroth writeup]

And if I personally targeted you then I personally targeted my husband as well . In other words don't take it personally.

BTW I think Layle actually looks better with golden locks and no beard somehow!

MartinFF7 posted...

(I am also curious where Clive would fit into this list, theoretically speaking of course, as an honourary guest of hot guy summer...)

Somewhere below Locke and above Layle. Depends on how much of a furry degenerate I feel like being on the day I rank him I guess.

not seriously target! the timing was just lol one directly after the other

while blondes just always reign supreme for me so I obviously can't relate (Layle & Celes main helloo), I think his outfit absolutely has to be on a blonde

maybe I should play around with tux layle's hair

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/5/AAC56kAAEwzR.jpg

Thats not even alolan meowth

Like with Venat, it's the Meowth I'm saving in my heart and that's good enough