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UnfairRepresent
08/19/23 7:50:02 PM
#1:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/7/AAZiH8AAExD3.jpg

Inverse to beautiful man if that way inclined

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Turbam
08/19/23 7:50:18 PM
#2:


Based

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/19/23 7:55:52 PM
#3:


I would probably blurt out, "well that's a theme" and then ask if he did that cool cross stitch himself.

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Kitt
08/19/23 7:57:41 PM
#5:


"Woah!"

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Strider102
08/19/23 7:57:53 PM
#6:


"I see you like Crash Bandicoot."

Then I do this:

https://youtu.be/1w5kMoYcTSs

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Panthera
08/19/23 7:59:12 PM
#7:


Turn 360 degrees and walk right on in

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DragulaRULEZ
08/19/23 8:01:30 PM
#8:


You ignorant slut, Mario is the only true video game mascot!


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HudGard
08/19/23 8:02:21 PM
#9:


It would be like that Raymond episode where Robert catches his date eating a fly and then later she invites him to her apartment and she has tons of frogs in her bedroom.

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UnfairRepresent
08/20/23 11:07:24 AM
#10:


Strider102 posted...
"I see you like Crash Bandicoot."

Then I do this:

https://youtu.be/1w5kMoYcTSs
I feel like a grown adult man doing that in front of you would be terrifying

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PoopPotato
08/20/23 11:07:59 AM
#11:


I start crashing her bandicooter

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Dreepapult
08/20/23 11:10:15 AM
#12:


You wanna crash bash

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PraetorXyn
08/20/23 11:12:03 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
I start crashing her bandicooter
Lmao

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Villain_S_Fiend
08/20/23 11:12:42 AM
#14:


Woah!

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Evolician
08/20/23 11:20:15 AM
#15:


This pretty much is my girlfriends room but with Sonic instead of Crash.

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UnfairRepresent
08/21/23 7:49:54 AM
#16:


Evolician posted...
This pretty much is my girlfriends room but with Sonic
red flag

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DarkChozoGhost
08/21/23 7:54:56 AM
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Strider102 posted...
"I see you like Crash Bandicoot."

Then I do this:

https://youtu.be/1w5kMoYcTSs
I've never played Crash more than 20 minutes at a friend's house (plus a couple hours of racing), and my mind immediately went here. I feel like it's the only response such a woman could possibly be looking for in this scenario.

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viewmaster_pi
08/21/23 8:45:43 AM
#18:


get that spyro shit away from all that cool crash stuff

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Nosferatu_Zodd
08/21/23 10:36:59 AM
#19:


It would be nice to see a woman as nerdy as I am

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masterpug53
08/21/23 11:00:03 AM
#20:


I'd flash a pervy look to the camera, hop on, and start riding.

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Damn_Underscore
08/21/23 11:06:30 AM
#21:


Question her and make sure she has good opinions about the Crash games

Would be a bonus if she plays them with the dpad instead of the analog stick

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UnfairRepresent
08/21/23 11:44:26 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Question her and make sure she has good opinions about the Crash games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i_wtp8ewrY

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DarbzFoshan
08/23/23 8:15:17 PM
#23:


viewmaster_pi posted...
get that spyro shit away from all that cool crash stuff

You need more Spyro shit!

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nocturnal_traveler
08/23/23 8:17:39 PM
#24:


To quote the Kool-Aid man, oh yeah!

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mach25687
08/23/23 8:24:27 PM
#26:


"I got a funny feeling you're not a crash fan"

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Notti
08/26/23 7:26:57 AM
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Initial sneer.

But then realize, hey, could be worse fandoms.

But really. Crash and Spyro?

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UnfairRepresent
08/26/23 5:42:14 PM
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mach25687 posted...
"I got a funny feeling you're not a crash fan"
One of those fake Crashergirls

Bet she hasn't got all the Platinum Relics

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Verdekal
08/26/23 5:44:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkBqOmelX28

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A_Good_Boy
08/26/23 5:44:57 PM
#30:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I feel like a grown adult man doing that in front of you would be terrifying
Just imagine if it was a naked black British man named Wesley and I'm sure you'd change your opinion.

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Ratchetrockon
08/26/23 5:53:33 PM
#32:


Awesome!!!

Idc about crash but omg Spyro!!!

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/23 7:13:15 AM
#34:


A_Good_Boy posted...
Just imagine if it was a naked black British man named Wesley and I'm sure you'd change your opinion.


https://youtu.be/8t0TGxtnJuU?si=nnhM-a2AjvR7edM4

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