Board 8 > Stupidest Metal Gear character name

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08/20/23 2:18:46 AM
#1:


I think we got desensitized pretty quickly to how dumb "Big Boss" sounds, even though it doesn't touch Hot Coldman.

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08/20/23 2:39:59 AM
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Lol I haven't played Peacewalker but I instantly like Hot Coldman.

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MoogleKupo141
08/20/23 2:47:52 AM
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hot coldman is so funny

i never played peace walker and I just read his wiki page and I do not know why that is what his name is

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MacArrowny
08/20/23 2:52:28 AM
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should've just filled the other 8 entries out with Death Stranding characters

not sure if a spoiler but John McClane AKA Die-Hardman is up there

I guess Princess Beach isn't a real name oh well

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08/20/23 3:02:31 AM
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Honestly I voted Doktor because it's so uncreative.

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Xiahou_Shake
08/20/23 3:12:21 AM
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The silliest are both from Peace Walker! I feel like the answer is really Hot Coldman but I had to vote for Pacifica Ocean just because of how absurd the name was in contrast to the dramatic reveal it was supposed to be.

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Paratroopa1
08/20/23 3:22:55 AM
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Black Color
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Raka_Putra
08/20/23 3:51:50 AM
#8:


Voted for Hot Coldman. That's a wonderful name.

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XIII_Rocks
08/20/23 3:57:54 AM
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I know it's not a character name, but Big Shell is another dumb name we're all desensitised to

I love it tho

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Leonhart4
08/20/23 4:57:23 AM
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Deepthroat shouldn't be on here since it's borrowed from real life

Hot Coldman was my immediate thought upon seeing the topic before I clicked on it

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08/20/23 8:48:50 AM
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Leonhart4 posted...
Deepthroat shouldn't be on here since it's borrowed from real life
And all the names are inspired by real life military and spy codenames. They are stupid on purpose.

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Leonhart4
08/20/23 9:09:22 AM
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They're inspired by but not directly lifted from

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colliding
08/20/23 10:57:56 AM
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Skull Face is actually the only one here that feels uninspired to me

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08/20/23 11:24:34 AM
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Came in thinking Fatman.

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08/20/23 11:55:24 AM
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tough call between hot coldman and pacifica ocean. voted hot coldman but man

peace walker was wild

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Leonhart4
08/20/23 12:35:45 PM
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After giving it some thought, I'll give some honorable mentions to Running Man, Solidus Snake, Decoy Octopus, and The End (which is silly because the Cobras are supposed to be emotions).

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08/20/23 1:41:30 PM
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Leonhart4 posted...
After giving it some thought, I'll give some honorable mentions to Running Man, Solidus Snake, Decoy Octopus, and The End (which is silly because the Cobras are supposed to be emotions).
Having not played much of either series I always forget Decoy Octopus isn't a Mega Man X boss

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08/20/23 1:50:34 PM
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Hot Coldman is just blatantly stupid to the point where I think it's funny

Pacifica Ocean adds just a shred of concealment to the terrible name and I think it ruins the bit. I think it just sounds too much like it could actually be a name to me.

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08/20/23 2:17:24 PM
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Kenri posted...
Having not played much of either series I always forget Decoy Octopus isn't a Mega Man X boss

Now I want a Sporcle Quiz: Mega Man or Metal Gear character?

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08/20/23 2:44:10 PM
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Pacifica ocean sounds like a tiktok influencer

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08/20/23 2:57:44 PM
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Leonhart4 posted...
After giving it some thought, I'll give some honorable mentions to Running Man, Solidus Snake, Decoy Octopus, and The End (which is silly because the Cobras are supposed to be emotions).
I can't believe I forgot Decoy Octopus, I would have put him in over Big Mama.

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bryans7
08/20/23 4:59:53 PM
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pjbasis posted...
Pacifica ocean sounds like a tiktok influencer

Like the villainous rich girl on a Disney cartoon.

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foolm0r0n
08/20/23 5:32:43 PM
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Sounds like a character in a cult classic disney channel cartoon about supernatural mysteries

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Leonhart4
08/20/23 8:34:06 PM
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On the opposite end of the spectrum, Shadow Moses Island might be the coolest name in the series

Or Gray Fox if we're limiting it to characters

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swirIdude
08/20/23 9:10:08 PM
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Anagram posted...
I can't believe I forgot Decoy Octopus

Decoy Octopus's plan has worked!

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pyresword
08/20/23 9:41:51 PM
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I unironically like Shalashaska don't @ me

Hot Coldman is the worst but the other options definitely aren't lacking in competition

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Leonhart4
08/20/23 9:47:24 PM
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Yeah, Shalashaska doesn't deserve to be on this list. It works for me. I kind of ironically like Big Mama, too.

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KamikazePotato
08/20/23 10:16:11 PM
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Why is Deep Throat getting so many votes? It's a direct reference to a real-life informant name.

The only actual bad names on this list are the top two.

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foolm0r0n
08/20/23 10:24:04 PM
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Solid Snake should be #1 tbh

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redrocket
08/20/23 10:34:32 PM
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swirIdude posted...
Decoy Octopus's plan has worked!

Incredible!

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LeonhartFour
08/20/23 10:36:16 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
Solid Snake should be #1 tbh

Not worse than Gas Snake

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redrocket
08/20/23 10:40:34 PM
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I feel like Plasma Snake was a missed opportunity.

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foolm0r0n
08/20/23 11:07:36 PM
#34:


LeonhartFour posted...
Not worse than Gas Snake
Somehow Kojima had the restraint to avoid such a terrible name

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08/21/23 12:10:02 AM
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I feel strongly that it would have been Gaseous Snake.

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Raka_Putra
08/24/23 11:21:41 PM
#36:


That's a bit long and unwieldy though. I propose Gassy Snake as an alternative.

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Mega_Mana
08/25/23 5:55:09 PM
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Came in to say 'Solidus Snake'

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