Poll of the Day > do you sit or stand to wipe

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Lokarin 08/29/23 6:31:02 AM #51:	rexcrk posted... No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch? no, you lift up one of your legs and come in from the side --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:975727877] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch?</quote>no, you lift up one of your legs and come in from the side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/29/23 7:18:03 AM #52:	Lokarin posted... no, you lift up one of your legs and come in from the side Seems easier to just stand up and do a little squat and wipe. --- I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you.. have elected.. the way of.. PAIN <cite>rexcrk posted [p:975728227] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Lokarin posted... </cite><quote>no, you lift up one of your legs and come in from the side</quote>Seems easier to just stand up and do a little squat and wipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/29/23 1:29:26 PM #53:	Sit. rexcrk posted... No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch? Nope. Wipe from the back. Same as I would do standing only without having to stand. My hand can get around there so it's much more easy. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:975733280] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Sit.rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch?</quote>Nope. Wipe from the back. Same as I would do standing only without having to stand. My hand can get around there so it's much more easy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/29/23 3:04:33 PM #55:	rexcrk posted... Seems easier to just stand up and do a little squat and wipe. It's really very simple. You just lean forward <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975735079] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>Seems easier to just stand up and do a little squat and wipe.</quote>It's really very simple. You just lean forward </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/29/23 3:07:59 PM #56:	OhhhJa posted... It's really very simple. You just lean forward Right but while sitting? I feel like somethings getting lost in translation here. Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat? --- I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you.. have elected.. the way of.. PAIN <cite>rexcrk posted [p:975735129] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>It's really very simple. You just lean forward</quote>Right but while sitting? I feel like somethings getting lost in translation here. Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/29/23 3:09:52 PM #57:	rexcrk posted... Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat? No but my balls do --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975735153] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat?</quote>No but my balls do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/29/23 3:41:27 PM #58:	rexcrk posted... Right but while sitting? I feel like somethings getting lost in translation here. Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat? You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975735746] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>Right but while sitting? I feel like somethings getting lost in translation here. Like, your guys asses dont cover the whole toilet seat?</quote>You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/29/23 5:10:01 PM #59:	i cartwheel --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975737277] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>i cartwheel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 08/29/23 5:31:00 PM #60:	OhhhJa posted... You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing Wii Shit Trainer --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:975737617] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing</quote>Wii Shit Trainer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MightBeOverSoon 08/29/23 5:53:01 PM #61:	you guys are kinda gross, ya know? --- I'm a girl. I have to put this in my sig because some people still think its cool to play gender police https://i.ibb.co/fpcdz3v/image.png <cite>MightBeOverSoon posted [p:975738049] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>you guys are kinda gross, ya know? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 08/29/23 7:05:43 PM #62:	Hey you're even lucky I bother with TP. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:975739415] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Hey you're even lucky I bother with TP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/30/23 12:16:45 AM #63:	Pine cone on a stick --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:975744364] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Pine cone on a stick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/30/23 12:44:24 AM #64:	OhhhJa posted... You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing Assuming that it's one or the other (sitting/standing) is false. It should be both imo. And if there's no bidet or water applied during cleanup, those asses are still dirty. I don't know how the other standers do it but the first few wipes are while sitting, usually before and after using a bidet. Then I squat with one foot on the counter to clean deeper with the wipes. --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975744641] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>You lean forward and lift your ass. You standing guys think it's like a serious exercise or something lol. I promise it's not yoga. Although I like to shit while I'm doing hot yoga but that's a whole different thing</quote>Assuming that it's one or the other (sitting/standing) is false. It should be both imo. And if there's no bidet or water applied during cleanup, those asses are still dirty.I don't know how the other standers do it but the first few wipes are while sitting, usually before and after using a bidet. Then I squat with one foot on the counter to clean deeper with the wipes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/30/23 7:10:13 AM #65:	no the hell you don't --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975747399] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>no the hell you don't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/30/23 10:07:21 AM #66:	speedpunk posted... Assuming that it's one or the other (sitting/standing) is false. It should be both imo. And if there's no bidet or water applied during cleanup, those asses are still dirty. I don't know how the other standers do it but the first few wipes are while sitting, usually before and after using a bidet. Then I squat with one foot on the counter to clean deeper with the wipes. Its called wet wipes bro. And the foot on the counter lol... that's what kids do. This can all be accomplished while sitting. I'll make a video and post here soon guys <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975749526] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>Assuming that it's one or the other (sitting/standing) is false. It should be both imo. And if there's no bidet or water applied during cleanup, those asses are still dirty.I don't know how the other standers do it but the first few wipes are while sitting, usually before and after using a bidet. Then I squat with one foot on the counter to clean deeper with the wipes.</quote>Its called wet wipes bro. And the foot on the counter lol... that's what kids do. This can all be accomplished while sitting. I'll make a video and post here soon guys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/30/23 1:09:19 PM #67:	OhhhJa posted... Its called wet wipes bro. And the foot on the counter lol... that's what kids do. This can all be accomplished while sitting. I'll make a video and post here soon guys I wasn't talking about wet wipes. I said if you don't use water on your butt, you're dirty. Wet wipes have water. That's what makes them wet. Foot on the counter is just my own personal preference. No idea how the kids do it. They're way shorter so they'd have their foot nearly up to their head. That's great that it can all be accomplished while sitting, but I don't totally agree. It's harder to clean deeper while sitting; it's a strain twisting and reaching back. Also, not all bodies are the same. Some people have shorter arms or longer torsos which might make it difficult to reach. On top of that, it's just more comfortable cleaning while standing (for me). Again, the first few wipes are while sitting in order to get the excess off. For the deeper cleaning, standing just provides more reach as you can use your whole body to get in there just right with minimal strain. --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975752810] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>Its called wet wipes bro. And the foot on the counter lol... that's what kids do. This can all be accomplished while sitting. I'll make a video and post here soon guys</quote>I wasn't talking about wet wipes. I said if you don't use water on your butt, you're dirty. Wet wipes have water. That's what makes them wet. Foot on the counter is just my own personal preference. No idea how the kids do it. They're way shorter so they'd have their foot nearly up to their head. That's great that it can all be accomplished while sitting, but I don't totally agree. It's harder to clean deeper while sitting; it's a strain twisting and reaching back. Also, not all bodies are the same. Some people have shorter arms or longer torsos which might make it difficult to reach. On top of that, it's just more comfortable cleaning while standing (for me). Again, the first few wipes are while sitting in order to get the excess off. For the deeper cleaning, standing just provides more reach as you can use your whole body to get in there just right with minimal strain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shrek 08/30/23 1:18:50 PM #68:	it just sounds like you want to play with your butthole --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison <cite>Shrek posted [p:975752983] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>it just sounds like you want to play with your butthole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/30/23 1:46:51 PM #69:	Shrek posted... it just sounds like you want to play with your butthole I don't wanna play with it but I like it when other people play with my butthole. It's a great source of pleasure. That's why I want it clean as a whistle. --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975753604] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Shrek posted... </cite><quote>it just sounds like you want to play with your butthole</quote>I don't wanna play with it but I like it when other people play with my butthole. It's a great source of pleasure. That's why I want it clean as a whistle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/30/23 1:50:36 PM #70:	If you're just using water and not also soap, you're still poopy --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:975753687] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>If you're just using water and not also soap, you're still poopy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/30/23 7:00:52 PM #72:	speedpunk posted... It's harder to clean deeper while sitting; it's a strain twisting and reaching back It really isn't for me. I can get everything sitting down. If you have back problems where reaching behind you is an issue then I can understand but I don't think most people have that problem <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975759782] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>It's harder to clean deeper while sitting; it's a strain twisting and reaching back</quote>It really isn't for me. I can get everything sitting down. If you have back problems where reaching behind you is an issue then I can understand but I don't think most people have that problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/30/23 7:02:19 PM #73:	OhhhJa posted... It really isn't for me. I can get everything sitting down. If you have back problems where reaching behind you is an issue then I can understand but I don't think most people have that problem How deep are you cleaning? --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975759808] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>It really isn't for me. I can get everything sitting down. If you have back problems where reaching behind you is an issue then I can understand but I don't think most people have that problem</quote>How deep are you cleaning? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/30/23 9:01:50 PM #74:	speedpunk posted... How deep are you cleaning? Small intestine <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975761841] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>How deep are you cleaning?</quote>Small intestine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/30/23 10:23:51 PM #75:	OhhhJa posted... Small intestine Damn --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975763310] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>Small intestine</quote>Damn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/31/23 12:12:25 AM #76:	OhhhJa posted... Small intestine ok, this is epic. you sir win the internet --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975764764] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>Small intestine</quote>ok, this is epic. you sir win the internet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 08/31/23 12:13:43 AM #77:	speedpunk posted... I don't wanna play with it but I like it when other people play with my butthole. It's a great source of pleasure. That's why I want it clean as a whistle. Based af --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:975764783] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>I don't wanna play with it but I like it when other people play with my butthole. It's a great source of pleasure. That's why I want it clean as a whistle.</quote>Based af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/31/23 8:07:34 AM #78:	DirtBasedSoap posted... ok, this is epic. you sir win the internet Surprisedpikachu.jpg <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975768542] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>ok, this is epic. you sir win the internet</quote>Surprisedpikachu.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/31/23 9:46:27 AM #80:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Fucking hate those things. Sometimes they do it when you're sitting down if you just lean forward or shift in the seat a little <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975769774] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Fucking hate those things. Sometimes they do it when you're sitting down if you just lean forward or shift in the seat a little </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/31/23 9:57:21 AM #82:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It's the classic American bidet <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975769932] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> It's the classic American bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 09/01/23 7:58:40 AM #83:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AAfaVHAAEzVI.jpg --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975791312] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/4/AAfaVHAAEzVI.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 09/02/23 4:55:20 PM #84:	Zareth posted... Like that old lady in Salo Damn, I haven't seen a Salo reference on a non-film forum for a long time! --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:975819119] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted... </cite><quote>Like that old lady in Salo</quote>Damn, I haven't seen a Salo reference on a non-film forum for a long time! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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