Poll of the Day > do you sit or stand to wipe

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DirtBasedSoap 08/23/23 9:08:25 PM #1:	poll question - Results (8 votes) sit 50% (4 votes) 4 stand 50% (4 votes) 4 what the **? People stand to wipe!? 0% (0 votes) 0 i remember being like 14 and being absolutely shocked that people stayed sitting to wipe. i am a proud stander --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975623896] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote> poll question - Results (8 votes) sit 50% (4 votes) 4 stand 50% (4 votes) 4 what the **? People stand to wipe!? 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form i remember being like 14 and being absolutely shocked that people stayed sitting to wipe. i am a proud stander </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/23/23 9:28:46 PM #2:	Wipe? Gotta let it marinate to attract them females homie --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975624439] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Wipe? Gotta let it marinate to attract them females homie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 08/23/23 9:29:37 PM #3:	I get up, turn around facing the tank, and squat with my feet on the seat. Then I use two, maybe three seashells. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:975624454] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I get up, turn around facing the tank, and squat with my feet on the seat. Then I use two, maybe three seashells. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 08/23/23 10:29:19 PM #4:	lay down --- In the long run we are all dead <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:975625731] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>lay down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josh 08/23/23 10:29:21 PM #5:	smh no bidet. I sit down to pat dry my clean ass --- So I was standing still at a stationary store... <cite>josh posted [p:975625732] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>smh no bidet. I sit down to pat dry my clean ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/23/23 10:38:48 PM #6:	Seriously not enough options here. >wipe once or twice while sitting >bidet blast >wipe to dry >stand for extra wiping --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975625918] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Seriously not enough options here.>wipe once or twice while sitting>bidet blast>wipe to dry>stand for extra wiping </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/23/23 10:40:10 PM #7:	it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:975625950] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 08/24/23 5:02:38 AM #8:	Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:975630135] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 08/24/23 5:03:37 AM #9:	ReturnOfFa posted... it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole Yeah the human anus is designed to open up when you crouch, not when you stand --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:975630143] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfFa posted... </cite><quote>it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole</quote>Yeah the human anus is designed to open up when you crouch, not when you stand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/24/23 8:52:46 AM #10:	Some people were simply taught to shit wrong --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975631991] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Some people were simply taught to shit wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/24/23 9:50:07 AM #11:	I hook my legs into ceiling-mounted bars, hang upside down, and then I wipe with a feather duster. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:975632772] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I hook my legs into ceiling-mounted bars, hang upside down, and then I wipe with a feather duster. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 08/24/23 9:58:48 AM #12:	I use a bidet I don't understand why people think using baby wipes on babies makes sense but all of a sudden once you're old enough to be reasonably aware that you shouldn't have poo on your butt we just decide that dry toilet paper alone is enough to get your ass clean? Everyone is a bunch of poo covered savages --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:975632914] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I use a bidetI don't understand why people think using baby wipes on babies makes sense but all of a sudden once you're old enough to be reasonably aware that you shouldn't have poo on your butt we just decide that dry toilet paper alone is enough to get your ass clean? Everyone is a bunch of poo covered savages </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/24/23 10:01:04 AM #13:	BADoglick posted... I don't understand why people think using baby wipes on babies makes sense but all of a sudden once you're old enough to be reasonably aware that you shouldn't have poo on your butt we just decide that dry toilet paper alone is enough to get your ass clean? Everyone is a bunch of poo covered savages We should all just leave the shit on our asses and leave it everywhere we go like nature intended. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:975632939] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>BADoglick posted...</cite><quote>I don't understand why people think using baby wipes on babies makes sense but all of a sudden once you're old enough to be reasonably aware that you shouldn't have poo on your butt we just decide that dry toilet paper alone is enough to get your ass clean? Everyone is a bunch of poo covered savages</quote>We should all just leave the shit on our asses and leave it everywhere we go like nature intended. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockey7318 08/24/23 10:09:45 AM #14:	One wipe with TP sitting down to get the bulk, then stand and use a baby wipe to do the deep clean. I don't now why I stand for the baby wipe. <cite>hockey7318 posted [p:975633087] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>One wipe with TP sitting down to get the bulk, then stand and use a baby wipe to do the deep clean. I don't now why I stand for the baby wipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/24/23 10:14:55 AM #15:	I let your mom wipe it for me --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:975633174] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I let your mom wipe it for me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Persona 08/24/23 10:46:35 AM #16:	I don't understand sit wiping I stand and do yoga --- https://youtu.be/_zoRoEh-kOA <cite>Persona posted [p:975633727] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand sit wiping I stand and do yoga </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/24/23 10:47:47 AM #17:	ReturnOfFa posted... it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole its more of a squat really. --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975633747] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfFa posted... </cite><quote>it doesn't make any sense to be wiping standing up. I have heard people do this. someone please explain how you get the poop out of your hole</quote>its more of a squat really. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 08/24/23 12:23:56 PM #18:	For the standing wet wipe, I put one foot up on the counter so it's more of a squat. For the deep clean. --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:975635482] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>For the standing wet wipe, I put one foot up on the counter so it's more of a squat. For the deep clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/24/23 12:32:23 PM #19:	Zareth posted... Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass DirtBasedSoap posted... its more of a squat really. Thank you for the clarification. While I still find it funny that makes a lot more sense. --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:975635667] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Zareth posted... </cite><quote>Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass</quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>its more of a squat really.</quote>Thank you for the clarification. While I still find it funny that makes a lot more sense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/24/23 3:01:04 PM #20:	speedpunk posted... For the standing wet wipe, I put one foot up on the counter so it's more of a squat. For the deep clean. Nice form, bro --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975638443] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>For the standing wet wipe, I put one foot up on the counter so it's more of a squat. For the deep clean.</quote>Nice form, bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/24/23 3:17:17 PM #21:	MeatiestMeatus posted... Wipe? Gotta let it marinate to attract them females homie @Judgmenl --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975638721] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>MeatiestMeatus posted... </cite><quote>Wipe? Gotta let it marinate to attract them females homie </quote>@Judgmenl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 08/24/23 4:19:15 PM #22:	Both, start sitting then finish standing. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://i.imgur.com/91NC0Cb.mp4 <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:975639855] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Both, start sitting then finish standing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 08/24/23 5:04:19 PM #23:	aHappySacka posted... Both, start sitting then finish standing. ya, standing it only for wiping the 'deep core' --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:975640692] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>aHappySacka posted... </cite><quote>Both, start sitting then finish standing.</quote>ya, standing it only for wiping the 'deep core' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/24/23 6:17:55 PM #24:	born to shit forced to wipe --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975642061] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>born to shitforced to wipe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/24/23 6:31:32 PM #25:	Stand up, take all clothes off, put one leg against the wall for proper cheek spread, start wiping back and forth from taint to waist <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975642361] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Stand up, take all clothes off, put one leg against the wall for proper cheek spread, start wiping back and forth from taint to waist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeatiestMeatus 08/24/23 6:41:24 PM #26:	AltOmega2 posted... born to shit forced to wipe https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAfaVHAAEx-D.jpg --- If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you <cite>MeatiestMeatus posted [p:975642539] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>AltOmega2 posted... </cite><quote>born to shitforced to wipe</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAfaVHAAEx-D.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltOmega2 08/24/23 7:14:06 PM #27:	MeatiestMeatus posted... that is probably the exact image where I first read that --- yeah, I'm thinking I'm back <cite>AltOmega2 posted [p:975643224] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>MeatiestMeatus posted... </cite>that is probably the exact image where I first read that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 08/24/23 8:35:41 PM #28:	ParanoidObsessive posted... We should all just leave the shit on our asses and leave it everywhere we go like nature intended. Like that old lady in Salo --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:975645042] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>We should all just leave the shit on our asses and leave it everywhere we go like nature intended.</quote>Like that old lady in Salo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/24/23 9:16:52 PM #29:	Zareth posted... Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass https://youtu.be/lX9RVMC1c3o?t=50 --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:975645944] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zareth posted...</cite><quote>Lean forward, reach back, wipe ass</quote>https://youtu.be/lX9RVMC1c3o?t=50 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 08/24/23 10:33:42 PM #31:	holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975647250] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 08/24/23 10:37:39 PM #32:	How tf do you wipe while sitting? If youre sitting, your butt is covering the toilet seat. How you get your hand in there to wipe? --- You should never let Earl drive. . . <cite>rexcrk posted [p:975647329] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>How tf do you wipe while sitting? If youre sitting, your butt is covering the toilet seat. How you get your hand in there to wipe? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/24/23 10:42:38 PM #33:	DirtBasedSoap posted... holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY I hurt my back at work a few years back and it was excruciating to wipe with my right hand. Had to do it left handed for a few days and it was fucking impossible <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975647393] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY</quote>I hurt my back at work a few years back and it was excruciating to wipe with my right hand. Had to do it left handed for a few days and it was fucking impossible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/24/23 10:51:04 PM #34:	rexcrk posted... How tf do you wipe while sitting? If youre sitting, your butt is covering the toilet seat. How you get your hand in there to wipe? they nasty --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975647527] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>How tf do you wipe while sitting? If youre sitting, your butt is covering the toilet seat. How you get your hand in there to wipe?</quote>they nasty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 08/24/23 11:20:44 PM #35:	DirtBasedSoap posted... holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY https://medium.com/dohanews/qtip-why-arabs-dont-like-to-use-their-left-hands-f690faa0bf4e --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:975647999] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite><quote>holy shit Ive never even thought about wiping with my left hand. that sounds CRAZY</quote>https://medium.com/dohanews/qtip-why-arabs-dont-like-to-use-their-left-hands-f690faa0bf4e </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 08/24/23 11:48:54 PM #37:	i lay down to bidet --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:975648435] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>i lay down to bidet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josh 08/24/23 11:53:18 PM #38:	For those who sit down do you reach between your legs and wipe forward or do you reach around and wipe backwards? --- So I was standing still at a stationary store... <cite>josh posted [p:975648499] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>For those who sit down do you reach between your legs and wipe forward or do you reach around and wipe backwards? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 08/25/23 12:05:00 AM #40:	josh posted... For those who sit down do you reach between your legs and wipe forward or do you reach around and wipe backwards? I just lean forward and reach from behind. I don't feel like any other way would work properly. I feel like standing would be more difficult. You gotta like lean forward and squat to spread your cheeks <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:975648649] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>josh posted... </cite><quote>For those who sit down do you reach between your legs and wipe forward or do you reach around and wipe backwards?</quote>I just lean forward and reach from behind. I don't feel like any other way would work properly. I feel like standing would be more difficult. You gotta like lean forward and squat to spread your cheeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xGhostchantx 08/25/23 12:42:38 AM #41:	pressure hose youre not clean if you cant feel it cleaning you --- Tiw - Min scild, min sweord Woden - Se ALLFAEDER he is, naes hwitra manna anra <cite>xGhostchantx posted [p:975649061] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>pressure hoseyoure not clean if you cant feel it cleaning you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 08/25/23 12:45:49 AM #42:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] baby shark doo-doo --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:975649095] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> baby shark doo-doo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 08/28/23 3:10:29 AM #43:	Sit. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:975706905] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Sit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 08/28/23 5:02:37 AM #44:	I kneel --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:975707565] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>I kneel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShentisWife 08/28/23 11:39:26 AM #45:	Standing would just squish it between your cheeks and make it harder to clean. That is disgusting, and probably leaves you with a crusty butt. --- Based and tradwife pilled <cite>ShentisWife posted [p:975711500] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>Standing would just squish it between your cheeks and make it harder to clean. That is disgusting, and probably leaves you with a crusty butt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fettster777 08/28/23 3:21:55 PM #46:	You literally cannot stand to wipe since your ass cheeks just clamp together. I sometimes get off the toilet and squat and wipe. <cite>fettster777 posted [p:975715246] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>You literally cannot stand to wipe since your ass cheeks just clamp together. I sometimes get off the toilet and squat and wipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranTurismo 08/28/23 9:04:57 PM #47:	DirtBasedSoap posted... i remember being like 14 and being absolutely shocked that people stayed sitting to wipe. i am a proud stander how do people even stand to wipe? makes no sense <cite>GranTurismo posted [p:975721783] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>i remember being like 14 and being absolutely shocked that people stayed sitting to wipe. i am a proud stander</quote>how do people even stand to wipe? makes no sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 08/28/23 9:24:16 PM #48:	GranTurismo posted... how do people even stand to wipe? makes no sense with your legs --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:975722204] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>GranTurismo posted... </cite><quote>how do people even stand to wipe? makes no sense</quote>with your legs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 08/29/23 4:51:12 AM #50:	No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch? --- I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you.. have elected.. the way of.. PAIN <cite>rexcrk posted [p:975727245] in do you sit... [t:80544916]...</cite> <quote>No one ever seems to give an actual explanation of how they wipe while sitting. Do you go in through the gap in the front by your crotch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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