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UnfairRepresent
08/24/23 2:43:09 PM
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Money is after tax but you won't recieve it until after you've had sex with numerous Hollywood actresses including Margot Robbie, Marisa Tomei, Coco Jones, Gal Gadot and Jodie Comer.

If you don't have sex with all of them then you don't get any money.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/0/AAZiH8AAD6DI.jpg

Would you take it?

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AldousIsDead
08/24/23 2:44:21 PM
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Like in a row? Buddy, my dick *never* worked that well, let alone now.

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Suolevram
08/24/23 2:46:01 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Like in a row? Buddy, my dick *never* worked that well, let alone now.
You just need chocolate covered oysters

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ragnarokius
08/24/23 2:46:27 PM
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... Marisa tomei ..? Who is Jodie Come(heh)er?

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-Unowninator-
08/24/23 2:47:04 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv

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NoxObscuras
08/24/23 2:47:26 PM
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This is a weird one. Usually it's money or sex with celebrities. But no, I'll pass

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CassandraCroft
08/24/23 3:06:39 PM
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Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.

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Dreepapult
08/24/23 3:08:18 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.
Gal is hot?

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LeCh0nk
08/24/23 3:11:17 PM
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I'll take a grand instead to have protected sex.

ragnarokius posted...
... Marisa tomei ..?
Aunt May from the Holland Spiderman movies.

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MabusIncarnate
08/24/23 3:12:13 PM
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Mmmmm Marisa Tomei

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marthsheretoo
08/24/23 3:18:59 PM
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It sounds from the OP as if part of the deal is convincing them to sleep with you.

Got no chance if that's the case.

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BloodMoon7
08/24/23 3:25:20 PM
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I don't know who any of these people are but I do need da money.

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Dreepapult
08/24/23 3:43:50 PM
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mariolover2 posted...
No, she promotes genocide. Therefore vile.
Hmm. I don't follow celebrity politics or personal lives.

Just care if they're a good actor/actress.

Details?

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CRON
08/24/23 3:46:13 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.
....What?

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Letron_James
08/24/23 4:09:06 PM
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CRON posted...
....What?

I believe he doesnt like Gal Godot, and given her shit political opinions, lack of acting talent and overrated looks I can see why

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ragnarokius
08/25/23 1:50:37 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
I'll take a grand instead to have protected sex.

Aunt May from the Holland Spiderman movies.
Oh, I know, just seemed like a big age gap.

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SomeLikeItHoth
08/25/23 1:54:16 AM
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ragnarokius posted...
Who is Jodie Come(heh)er?
https://youtu.be/YU4-Kra3hCg?si=96lTPZhQ8Kyk4hMp

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CyborgSage00x0
08/25/23 1:57:32 AM
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I don't get it, what's the catch? Shit, I'd do it for free. Having worked with Margot, she can be breathtaking to be around.

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VRX3000
08/25/23 2:00:44 AM
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Im not understanding how this is difficult choice. Like what is the twist?

even if I somehow have to find them, theres no downside to this. Either I stay exactly the same as I am or Im banging celebrities and getting paid to do it.

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Jennywentnorth8
08/25/23 2:03:26 AM
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I mean I'll just roll up, fuck Margot Robbie, then call it a day, you can keep your 10k.
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GGuirao13
08/25/23 2:35:34 AM
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No deal.

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ai123
08/25/23 2:39:05 AM
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I'd do it for free.

Sounds fun.

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Arcanine2009
08/25/23 4:05:03 AM
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Do you how know how many cemen would want to fuck one for free?

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UnfairRepresent
08/25/23 4:28:41 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
I'll take a grand instead to have protected sex.
That's not an option

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dioxxys
08/25/23 4:37:59 AM
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VRX3000 posted...
Im not understanding how this is difficult choice. Like what is the twist?
I guess that you might catch an STD?

In any case I'm all up in that shit
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Kai_Laguna
08/25/23 5:01:50 AM
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Only if the "unprotected" stipulation includes any type of birth control.
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KogaSteelfang
08/25/23 5:06:15 AM
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Do we need to convince them ourselves? Or is this some kind of deal that they're in on and are willing?
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UnfairRepresent
08/27/23 9:42:49 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.
wat

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Vokrent
08/27/23 9:44:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wat
they've been on an angry bender recently.

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/23 7:10:45 AM
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still feels a bit much

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l0bcity
08/29/23 7:31:56 AM
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Yes and Id give them all cream pies

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Barber102
08/29/23 7:42:08 AM
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No one is really passing up this offer if they get it hell, depending on the order Id agree just to fuck margot and leave.

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rexcrk
08/29/23 8:02:05 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.
I need to know if this is for real or not. Im honestly at the point where I cant even tell anymore. Especially here.

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KainWind
08/29/23 8:09:13 AM
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$10,000 for only 5 combined minutes of effort seems worth it

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the_pika
08/29/23 8:10:37 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not a chance since little Miss "I can't act for shit" Gadot is the vilest, most repugnant, grotesque, ugliest woman on the planet.

A little poem that fits the utterly gross Gadot:

she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea.

In other words I despise her.

wow lmao. What did she do for you to hate her that much?

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the_pika
08/29/23 8:12:19 AM
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mariolover2 posted...
No, she promotes genocide. Therefore vile.

the hell? She does?

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the_pika
08/29/23 12:29:45 PM
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Anyway I guess the drawback is the chance of stds?
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mercurydude
08/29/23 12:36:09 PM
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I don't even swing that way and chances are I'd catch something gross that all that money would have to go to treating.

There was another topic with a much higher amount where you only had to have sex with one actress and it didn't have to be unprotected. That was a much better deal.

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Dreepapult
08/29/23 12:40:40 PM
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the_pika posted...
Anyway I guess the drawback is the chance of stds?
I would imagine you'd catch something. Hollywood types are kinda known for partying, sleeping around, etc

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royic
08/29/23 12:42:06 PM
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Honestly nah. Probably a ton of people in Hollywood got the herp.

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punkfanalways
08/29/23 12:45:36 PM
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Can I get 8k if I exclude Coco Jones?
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R1masher
08/29/23 12:45:59 PM
#43:


Is Kathy Bates one of them?

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C_Pain
08/29/23 1:11:04 PM
#44:


No, I don't want children with women I'm not in a relationship with.

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CyborgSage00x0
08/29/23 1:26:21 PM
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Not sure where this idea of celebrities being more prone to STDs than most comes from. Based on nothing.

C_Pain posted...
No, I don't want children with women I'm not in a relationship with.
Then pull out?

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UnfairRepresent
08/29/23 1:56:05 PM
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punkfanalways posted...
Can I get 8k if I exclude Coco Jones?
bruh

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dioxxys
08/31/23 7:42:51 AM
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punkfanalways posted...
Can I get 8k if I exclude Coco Jones?

Christ who would want to skip her

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Vegy
08/31/23 7:45:50 AM
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I think i would do it

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dioxxys
08/31/23 7:48:48 AM
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CyborgSage00x0 posted...
Not sure where this idea of celebrities being more prone to STDs than most comes from. Based on nothing.
It's more so that there seems to be no downsides so the only risk is having sex with five different women straight. Got nothing to do with them being celebrities
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ClayGuida
08/31/23 8:00:07 AM
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I mean obvs.

Prob spend all my time playing with Comer's yabos and Margot's feet.

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