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UnfairRepresent 08/25/23 7:02:23 AM #1: |
A transgender woman from Pontiac has filed a court claim demanding her testicles back, insisting her ex-boyfriend is keeping them in a jar in his refrigerator and refusing to return them.
In a handwritten affidavit and claim, Brianna Kingsley, 40, wrote: "Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500." William Wojciechowski, 37, of Pontiac asserts that his ex "picked up all her possessions when we broke up. She took everything she wanted then." Wojciechowski claims Kingsley has been harassing him since their breakup eight months ago. He said he plans to use the two-page small claims affidavit that was filed in Pontiac's 50th District Court Thursday as evidence of more intimidation. "I'll be telling my lawyer about this because it's getting ridiculous," said Wojciechowski, who said he was unaware of the court filing until contacted by The Detroit News. The court's small claims division caps damages at $6,500. When asked whether he planned to fight to keep his ex's body parts, Wojciechowski said: "I don't owe her anything." The filing says the date the claim arose was December 27, 2022 which, according to Wojciechowski, was about two weeks after they ended their relationship. "She's been harassing me ever since we broke up," he said. "I had to take out a PPO against her." Wojciechowski provided The News with a copy of the personal protection order against Kingsley that was signed by Oakland County Circuit Court Judge Lisa Gorcyca on Dec. 13, 2022. In the order that remains in effect until a year after its issuance date, Wojciechowski claimed Kingsley threatened to harm him and interfered with him at his workplace. The order precludes Kingsley from purchasing a firearm and orders her to avoid personal contact and "no third party contact or social media contact." According to court records, Kingsley pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault in October 2020 and was sentenced to two months in jail, stemming from a Dec. 25, 2019, incident in Ferndale. According to the Royal Oak Tribune, Kingsley pulled a knife on her then-roommate, also a transgender woman, on Christmas Day. Full Article: https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/oakland-county/ 2023/08/04/transgender-woman-files-court-claim -demanding-testicles-back-from-ex/70532200007/ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/9/AAZiH8AAEyEH.jpg Why were they in the fridge? Sounds like the set up to a bad R rated comedy skit. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 08/25/23 8:48:58 AM #2: |
I'd ask for more money than that.
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ANort175 08/25/23 8:50:49 AM #3: |
"Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs.Well that's just a disaster waiting to happen. "Hey wait a minute, this omelet tastes funny..." --- Are we the baddies? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 08/25/23 8:53:20 AM #4: |
ANort175 posted...
Well that's just a disaster waiting to happen. "Hey wait a minute, this omelet tastes funny..." There's huevos and then there's huevos. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Plumeofdusk 08/25/23 8:54:35 AM #5: |
talk about a ballsy move :v ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 08/25/23 8:55:13 AM #6: |
I...um...what? Who would keep their boys after transition? Is there something here I'm being horribly insensitive about?
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UnfairRepresent 08/25/23 8:57:40 AM #7: |
brestugo posted...
I'd ask for more money than that.She can't its the max --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 08/25/23 9:00:07 AM #8: |
How would you like it if your testicles were noted in public record as "small claims"?
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Starks 08/25/23 9:04:28 AM #10: |
"She picked up everything she wanted, I don't owe her anything, but yeah I still have her testicles."
That's basically what he's saying. Because he won't say he doesn't have them. What a piece of shit. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 08/25/23 9:23:02 AM #11: |
The world is weird man
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CARRRNE_ASADA 08/25/23 9:23:27 AM #12: |
WHY would you want to keep your ex's extracted testicles? Im assuming its more of a payback thing.
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Sexypwnstar 08/25/23 9:25:04 AM #13: |
This bitch threatened her roommate with a knife?
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Dreepapult 08/25/23 9:28:08 AM #14: |
Sexypwnstar posted...
This bitch threatened her roommate with a knife?On Christmas day no less. Wonder what caused that. --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Plumeofdusk 08/25/23 9:32:33 AM #15: |
Dreepapult posted... On Christmas day no less. Wonder what caused that. https://youtu.be/bpYTkavEt20?si=-64n72jLbE5RdIR4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ragnarokius 08/25/23 9:38:49 AM #16: |
The order precludes Kingsley from purchasing a firearm and orders her to avoid personal contact and "no third party contact or social media contact."
Wonder if this counts, cause that's kinda what it sounds like. --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_pika 08/25/23 9:40:19 AM #17: |
Why do they even have them? I thought hospitals were supposed to discard them for sanitary reasons? lol here is your kidney, take good care of it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 08/25/23 9:41:15 AM #18: |
This is a highly controversial stance:
Id give them back. --- There can be only one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 08/25/23 9:41:44 AM #19: |
What does one do with their testicles? Put them on the mantle?
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R1masher 08/25/23 9:41:57 AM #20: |
This story is nuts
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ragnarokius 08/25/23 9:42:06 AM #21: |
the_pika posted...
Why do they even have them? I thought hospitals were supposed to discard them for sanitary reasons?I'm pretty sure you can keep whatever if you want. --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_pika 08/25/23 9:43:08 AM #22: |
Dreepapult posted... What does one do with their testicles? Put them on the mantle? when you need extra strength or are about to get into a fight you put them in your pocket ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 08/25/23 9:45:28 AM #23: |
the_pika posted...
when you need extra strength or are about to get into a fight you put them in your pocketAh like an accessory in an RPG? --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_pika 08/25/23 9:46:04 AM #24: |
Dreepapult posted... Ah like an accessory in an RPG? pretty much like links gauntlets in oot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/25/23 9:58:06 AM #25: |
Dreepapult posted...
What does one do with their testicles? Put them on the mantle? UnfairRepresent posted... Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 08/25/23 9:59:06 AM #26: |
Well yes, but he's not the original owner
I want to know what the original owner wants to do with them --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 08/25/23 10:02:21 AM #27: |
Seems a little Jeffrey Dahmerish to keep human body parts in the fridge.
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brestugo 08/25/23 10:06:56 AM #28: |
ragnarokius posted...
I'm pretty sure you can keep whatever if you want. I had an acquaintance in college that had her breast implants in her refrigerator after removal. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 08/25/23 10:11:30 AM #29: |
If he keeps one, will he only owe $3250?
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Lordgold666 08/25/23 11:34:30 AM #30: |
Lol
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UnfairRepresent 08/25/23 11:35:44 AM #31: |
brestugo posted...
I had an acquaintance in college that had her breast implants in her refrigerator after removal.but why --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 08/25/23 11:38:31 AM #32: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
but why IIRC, she had them removed for health concerns. Not sure why she kept them. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/27/23 9:52:29 AM #33: |
Thats what I meant, why did she keep them in the fridge?
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Vokrent 08/27/23 9:56:18 AM #35: |
wat
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tripleh213 08/27/23 9:58:50 AM #36: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/0/AAOFZHAAEr0I.jpg
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VFalcone 08/27/23 10:04:31 AM #37: |
Sounds like the balls are in his court now ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachuchupika 08/27/23 10:08:11 AM #38: |
DarthDemented posted... Who would keep their boys after transition? Probably hoping to get something from the Testicle Fairy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiDeus 08/27/23 10:12:03 AM #39: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8y9dWJy82A
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tremain07 08/27/23 10:22:31 AM #40: |
What the hell
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Alucard188 08/27/23 10:23:53 AM #41: |
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brestugo 08/27/23 10:26:16 AM #42: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Thats what I meant, why did she keep them in the fridge?I wasn't going to go there. The party was at her house and she brought the whole subject up. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/29/23 7:06:09 AM #43: |
Alucard188 posted...
...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpf0CkhS6eA --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 08/29/23 7:11:10 AM #44: |
Starks posted...
"She picked up everything she wanted, I don't owe her anything, but yeah I still have her testicles."Yeah that person seems like a major asshole. They're not at all the innocent victim they're trying to make themselves out as. --- Who is? I am! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumpo 08/29/23 8:14:44 AM #45: |
Damn, that's nuts.
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Dreepapult 08/29/23 8:16:26 AM #46: |
https://youtu.be/bgKKXa8z-0I?si=nHyN9kxX6CCGI06a
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Priere 08/29/23 8:19:07 AM #47: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/2/AAFOjXAAETQS.jpg
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Kaiganeer 08/29/23 8:27:34 AM #48: |
that's nuts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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