Current Events > Kyle Rittenhouse complains that lawsuits are making it hard to live his life.

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the_pika posted...

post the Maga Naruto stuff here its hilarious

I feel like I need to see this now.

EyeWontBeFooled posted...

gobstoppers has the keys to the kingdom, there. Not me.

Please post the fanfic, gob.

Literally does not exist. It never did exist.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Literally does not exist. It never did exist.

Where did this idea come from? Clearly this poster read some MAGA Naruto fanfiction, maybe not from you, but where?

Also what the hell would MAGA Naruto fanfiction consist of? I really want to see this now

BunkerBoy posted...

Where did this idea come from?

Some dude named MangoRushZ from the politics board made some shit up like 8 years ago, and has continued to make references to it over the years. I'm not really sure why he did it, but he kept trying to make it a thing.

I just assume that anybody who brings it up unprovoked is one of his alts.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

MangoRushZ

Oh, I think that was a ROD alt

ROD kind of lives in his own universe

I was friendly with him until he pretended to die of covid for some reason

BunkerBoy posted...

Oh, I think that was a ROD alt

Lol, I hear about this ROD guy a lot, but I don't think I've ever known him directly. Just incidental interactions. Would make sense, though. That pika account asking about it only has 59 karma. Wouldn't be surprised if he's just another alt lol

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Literally does not exist. It never did exist.

come on man. There are like 12 CE people who remember this

I agree, post the Maga Naruto fanfic.

fuck him.

the_pika posted...

come on man. There are like 12 CE people who remember this

You don't have screenshots, links, anything?

Maybe you got the poster wrong? Sure it was gob? He seems adamant it wasn't his

Gob didn't make MAGA Naruto fanfic but he did make Naruto fanfic

the_pika posted...

come on man. There are like 12 CE people who remember this

No there aren't. There are no CE people who have seen it, because it never existed. You know this.

Why are you lying to my face right now?

Tbh the more Gob denies something exists the more convinced I am that he has it on his desktop.

TMOG posted...

Tbh the more Gob denies something exists the more convinced I am that he has it on his desktop.

Feel free to produce proof that it exists if you're so sure. One thing I don't appreciate is when people tell blatant, shameless lies about me. I can handle the truth, I can handle barbs and insults, but lies?

No. Don't tell lies.

Are you giving him acess to your desktop? XD

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Feel free to produce proof that it exists if you're so sure. One thing I don't appreciate is when people tell blatant, shameless lies about me. I can handle the truth, I can handle barbs and insults, but lies?

No. Don't tell lies.

See, now I think you've actually opened the document and are reading it.

I'm still trying to figure out what MAGA Naruto fanfiction would consist of.

Are there non-white ninjas who would be discriminated against? A ninja wall to keep out the undesirables? A lost election for ninja leader where the "hero" of the story creates fake votes to overturn?

BunkerBoy posted...

I'm still trying to figure out what MAGA Naruto fanfiction would consist of.

Even the guy claiming it exists has no idea what it would be.

Because it never existed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_lady_doth_protest_too_much,_methinks

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Even the guy claiming it exists has no idea what it would be.

Because it never existed.

I'm trying to find it on Google

I did find one where Trump nukes Hogwarts and Harry Potter, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, and Goku team up to fight him

BunkerBoy posted...

I'm trying to find it on Google

I did find one where Trump nukes Hogwarts and Harry Potter, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, and Goku team up to fight him

Well don't fucking hold out on us dude.

If this topic gets to 500 without Maga Ninjas I can and will burn down CE headquarters.

Cemith posted...

Well don't fucking hold out on us dude.

OK, here's what I found

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12853459/1/Harry-Potter-Fights-the-Evil-Racist-Sexist-Donald-Trump

I just found one called Donald Trump X Sasuke, but it's pretty clearly a parody.

Could all of these be from gobstoppers?

BunkerBoy posted...

OK, here's what I found

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12853459/1/Harry-Potter-Fights-the-Evil-Racist-Sexist-Donald-Trump

Excellent, delicious trash.

MrMallard posted...

I just found one called Donald Trump X Sasuke, but it's pretty clearly a parody.

You also owe us a link. (at your discretion I think if it's clearly parody it'll lack the heart and wanton disregard for writing real fics have)

Cemith posted...

Excellent, delicious trash.

I started reading it. It's kind of amazing how bad it is. Like another My immortal or something.

Naruto and group just teamed up with Ash and Edward (twilight) and now getting attacked by Richard Spencer, Pepe, and Alex Jones

I found the anime opening

https://youtu.be/5jItEnE8VFA?si=UGtHgbQLA8qC0z0J

reincarnator07 posted...

I almost feel sorry for him. If I believe him, he's starting to feel the weight of taking a life.

However, this whole thing started because he went somewhere dangerous to stir shit up. He got what he wanted and he got away with it. In addition, he's utterly revelled in the positive attention he's got from the right. He's embarked on media tours and consistently tried to capitalise on the attention focused on him. He can't do that and then complain about the negative attention.

Is he really, or is he feeling the consequences of taking a life? I haven't seen him show remorse for the people he killed. He might have, but probably thought it was incriminating if he did. I dunno.

Cemith posted...

You also owe us a link. (at your discretion I think if it's clearly parody it'll lack the heart and wanton disregard for writing real fics have)

I think I found it. He'd get suspended for posting it, lmao

Here's the summary:

Sasuke just wants to get railed by the love of his life.
Donald Trump just want to get some ass.
Everyone wins.

BunkerBoy posted...

I found the anime opening

https://youtu.be/5jItEnE8VFA?si=UGtHgbQLA8qC0z0J

who's that other ninja at the end?

Arcanine2009 posted...

who's that other ninja at the end?

I think it's Obama, which is a weird choice

Cemith posted...

You also owe us a link. (at your discretion I think if it's clearly parody it'll lack the heart and wanton disregard for writing real fics have)

It was rated M so I'll leave it up to other fanfic sleuths to track down at their own discretion.

Though #480 is the fic description.

the_pika posted...

not this shit again

so if I jump into a lions cage and run around waving a steak and poking the lion with a stick, when the lion finally decides to rip my head off, is it self defense if I shoot it?

Lions in a lions den makes sense, but nobody there that night was from that neighborhood. Pretty sure they were all on property that didnt belong to them. Kyle Rittenhouse is a piece of shit, but everyone should have stayed home that night.

psideresider posted...

Lions in a lions den makes sense, but nobody there that night was from that neighborhood. Pretty sure they were all on property that didnt belong to them. Kyle Rittenhouse is a piece of shit, but everyone should have stayed home that night.

But only one person went there specifically to cause trouble while brandishing a rifle, and that one person ended up killing two and injuring others.

When rioters take it upon themselves to burn and destroy in righteous anger, any interference is the cause of whatever happens as a result of that interference.

I see we're still struggling with the word "brandish".

Torgo posted...

But only one person went there specifically to cause trouble while brandishing a rifle, and that one person ended up killing two and injuring others.

Youre exactly right he did that. He shouldnt have, just like they shouldnt have showed up to do what they did. Did they deserve to be shot by that fuck stick? Absolutely not. Just saying they should have stayed home. They made a stupid choice, he made a stupid choice, and a dipshit storm formed.

And Ill tell you, if I ever decide to trespass, fuck some shit up, and some moronic looking fuck shows up with a fucking rifle, Im leaving. But thats just me. Guns are stupid, which makes Rittenhouse double dumb. And the survivor who brought his own piece goes down as stupid. Carrying a a pistol, but doesnt do shit with it when some fucking idiot shows up with a rifle? Why carry at all?

Great another conservative slurper Rittenhouse supporter crawls out of the woodworks

psideresider posted...

Youre exactly right he did that. He shouldnt have, just like they shouldnt have showed up to do what they did.

But who came with the intent to cause trouble while armed with a high capacity semi-automatic rifle, and who ended up killing people in your lame "both sides" narrative?

Torgo posted...

But only one person went there specifically to cause trouble while brandishing a rifle, and that one person ended up killing two and injuring others.

Do you know what "brandish" means? Because it doesn't mean "open carry." And if you do know that difference, why are you using loaded terms to try to paint the situation differently than what actually happened?

gmanthebest posted...

Do you know what "brandish" means? Because it doesn't mean "open carry." And if you do know that difference, why are you using loaded terms to try to paint the situation differently than what actually happened?

In the videos I've seen, he is running around with the rifle dangling around his torso and ready to fire, this isn't a off duty cop with a holstered pistol or a hunter with a rifle safely strapped to their shoulder.

Don't try and pull this "Ur a lib who doesn't understand everything about guns so U have no valid opinion" nonsense. Alongside his social media declarations of ill intent, he went into an area with a semi auto rifle in ready to fire position and started getting tough with a mentally ill man.

https://youtu.be/HnQY6Ih6FCo

Not a safe looking "open carry" situation, this is a dude cos-playing paramilitary in a tense situation where he stated his intent.

Look at him walking around with the gun at the ready.

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shnangyboos posted...

When rioters take it upon themselves to burn and destroy in righteous anger, any interference is the cause of whatever happens as a result of that interference.

psideresider posted...

Youre exactly right he did that. He shouldnt have, just like they shouldnt have showed up to do what they did. Did they deserve to be shot by that fuck stick? Absolutely not. Just saying they should have stayed home. They made a stupid choice, he made a stupid choice, and a dipshit storm formed.

And Ill tell you, if I ever decide to trespass, fuck some shit up, and some moronic looking fuck shows up with a fucking rifle, Im leaving. But thats just me. Guns are stupid, which makes Rittenhouse double dumb. And the survivor who brought his own piece goes down as stupid. Carrying a a pistol, but doesnt do shit with it when some fucking idiot shows up with a rifle? Why carry at all?

Just admit you don't care about (or agree with) the protestors. That's the real point here.

Torgo posted...

In the videos I've seen, he is running around with the rifle dangling around his torso and ready to fire, this isn't a off duty cop with a holstered pistol or a hunter with a rifle safely strapped to their shoulder.

Don't try and pull this "Ur a lib who doesn't understand everything about guns so U have no valid opinion" nonsense. Alongside his social media declarations of ill intent, he went into an area with a semi auto rifle in ready to fire position and started getting tough with a mentally ill man.

Ah, I see. Maybe you should look up the facts of the case instead of making up bullshit

Dark_Arbron posted...

Just admit you don't care about (or agree with) the protestors. That's the real point here.

Rioters, and no I don't agree with or care about them.

Torgo posted...

But who came with the intent to cause trouble while armed with a high capacity semi-automatic rifle, and who ended up killing people in your lame "both sides" narrative?

It literally took two to tango in this situation. The other side, since you apparently think this is about sides, certainly wasnt there to make the neighborhood bright with their smile. They were causing trouble. You paint the picture of pure innocence, and then pure evil(in Rittenhouse case). And youre right about him, but wrong about the others there that night.

You say things like semi automatic, and high capacity, yet gloss over the fact that one of the survivors was carrying something that will kill you in a hummingbirds heartbeat. But apparently its not high capacity enough for you. Again, Rittenhouse is a piece of shit, but according to those states laws, and video, it was self defense. Anywho, hell get fd in the a in civil court, so silver lining.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Just admit you don't care about (or agree with) the protestors. That's the real point here.

I have never seen a person walk around a city street at night with a semi-auto rifle flopping around their hip or in ready firing position on a shoulder strap like that, and I live in a major hunting/pro gun state.

They are making every excuse because they really see him as a champion that terrorized a BLM protest.

Riot.