Poll of the Day > For the first time in my life i had to step out of the shower twice to poo

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OhhhJa
09/02/23 9:58:55 AM
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Worst start to my day ever
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captpackrat
09/02/23 10:28:39 AM
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Much worse is when you go out to exercise and halfway through suddenly need to poo, especially if you're miles from home. Walking or running causes your body to divert blood flow away from the bowels into your muscles and this stimulates the need to poop. It's called Runner's Trots and it happens even to pro athletes.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2005/apr/18/athletics.duncanmackay
https://nesn.com/2016/08/olympic-race-walker-poops-himself-midrace-collapses-still-places-eighth/

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Sarcasthma
09/02/23 11:05:15 AM
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Honestly, I'm super proud of the amount of fiber you're incorporating into your diet.

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OhhhJa
09/02/23 11:36:01 AM
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It's weird. I actually ate healthy last night too. Salmon and sweet potatoes

... but I did get crumbl cookies so that's probably it
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MorbidEngel
09/02/23 3:12:37 PM
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TIL Runner's Trots is a thing

So that's why it's easier to hold it in when standing still

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