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Smackems
09/25/23 12:20:05 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AAZOwTAAE3zI.jpg

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Kradek
09/25/23 12:26:00 PM
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Bigots gun' bigot.

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Smackems
09/25/23 12:36:03 PM
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I just will never understand why they give a shit

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FortuneCookie
09/25/23 12:37:29 PM
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Why do they believe that God doesn't want these couples to be happy?
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Dancedreamer
09/25/23 12:40:33 PM
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Is it really any surprise Christians don't understand the concept of love? God is said to love everyone, and then drowns everyone except for one family. He kills 70,000 people because the king counted his people. And he sacrificed himself to himself so he might save some people from what he's going to do to them. Love is a very confusing concept in Christianity. Oh and keep in mind that god drowning everyone (including the kids! You can't kill kids. That sounds like something my lot would do!) is a happy bedtime story told to children.

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masterpug53
09/25/23 12:41:12 PM
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Smackems posted...
I just will never understand why they give a shit

Because being LGBT is an existential threat to rigid authoritarian power structures, and the people who serve / benefit from those structures; if you're capable of questioning something as fundamental as your sex / gender, you're capable of questioning anything.

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Block_that_Kick
09/25/23 12:42:09 PM
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Your religion is supposed to restrict your behavior. Not mine.

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Garabandal
09/25/23 12:45:23 PM
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Seems bad

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ai123
09/25/23 12:51:23 PM
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If God popped into existence tomorrow and told everyone he was absolutely fine with all things LGBT+, these people would accuse God of going woke and carry on hating.

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Bass
09/25/23 12:52:03 PM
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What an asshole. So much for loving your neighbor as you love yourself.

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R_Jackal
09/25/23 12:55:04 PM
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Bass posted...
What an asshole. So much for loving your neighbor as you love yourself.
Love your neighbor as you love yourself, unless they share the same the genitals or like rainbows. Or have skin that's a different color.

Seems to be about the gist of their benevolent beliefs for the "god fearing" sorts these days.
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MistyKnight
09/25/23 12:55:53 PM
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If they follow those passages then they better not eat pork and need to murder their children if they get out of line.

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Hambo
09/25/23 1:02:53 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/9/AADHstAAE3zd.jpg

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/23 1:06:35 PM
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What was censored there, along the bottom?
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Kradek
09/25/23 1:13:46 PM
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Dancedreamer posted...
Oh and keep in mind that god drowning everyone (including the kids! You can't kill kids. That sounds like something my lot would do!) is a happy bedtime story told to children.

Don't forget the 2 female bears sent as a curse by Elisha to maul 42 kids to death for laughing at a bald follower and dissing Yahweh's word.

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Bigpapaplut
09/25/23 1:13:56 PM
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If god hates gay people so much then why does the moron keep making them

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mercurydude
09/25/23 1:16:57 PM
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I wonder how many of the people who cheered that post are divorced. Reminds me of when Kim Davis was parading her hate around and people would bring up her multiple divorces and it drove the homophobes into a frenzy. That's when they think "judge not" applies, only when they're the ones under scrutiny. When it comes to everyone else, they think they have free reign to be as hateful and sanctimonious as they wanna be.

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Rexdragon125
09/25/23 1:18:18 PM
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Christianity is as big as it is partly because of its long history of violent, bloody crusades

They chilled after the Nazis got spanked in WWII, but they're seeing their numbers dropping and getting desperate to start back up again
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Torgo
09/25/23 1:21:10 PM
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Who are you to decide?

Seems like it's a pretty popular point of view among many christian denominations. I wish there was more condemnation of bigotry from within Christianity instead of this meaningless gate-keeping.

Also... not to get too salty about this, but: Sorry but the Bible actually does condemn male homosexuality, and it's one of the few things that is not later contradicted. So technically it would be "Christians" that condemn the bigotry.

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PraetorXyn
09/25/23 1:25:24 PM
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Dancedreamer posted...
Is it really any surprise Christians don't understand the concept of love? God is said to love everyone, and then drowns everyone except for one family. He kills 70,000 people because the king counted his people. And he sacrificed himself to himself so he might save some people from what he's going to do to them. Love is a very confusing concept in Christianity. Oh and keep in mind that god drowning everyone (including the kids! You can't kill kids. That sounds like something my lot would do!) is a happy bedtime story told to children.
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Prestoff
09/25/23 1:35:05 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I wonder how many of the people who cheered that post are divorced. Reminds me of when Kim Davis was parading her hate around and people would bring up her multiple divorces and it drove the homophobes into a frenzy. That's when they think "judge not" applies, only when they're the ones under scrutiny. When it comes to everyone else, they think they have free reign to be as hateful and sanctimonious as they wanna be.

It's one of the biggest double standards I see soo many religious fundamentalist break. They'll claim divorce is bad, but then claim why theirs is the exception to the rule. Rule for thee, but not for thou. They will also claim why they don't practice what they preach is because they're as much of sinners as the rest of us, but then get mad why people don't listen to what they preach.

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faizan_faizan
09/25/23 2:02:47 PM
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Can't change their POV. Just ignore them.

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faizan_faizan
09/25/23 3:05:24 PM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
Christianity is as big as it is partly because of its long history of violent, bloody crusades

They chilled after the Nazis got spanked in WWII, but they're seeing their numbers dropping and getting desperate to start back up again
Every religion has a violent history.

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El_Marsh
09/25/23 4:27:22 PM
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faizan_faizan posted...
Every religion has a violent history.
Even the Hare Krishnas?

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Smackems
09/25/23 4:36:00 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
Even the Hare Krishnas?
Specially the Henry Kissingers

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DrizztLink
09/25/23 4:38:53 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
Even the Hare Krishnas?
https://youtu.be/E3GGKF6CsjY?si=blrsYDkhYrcn7NRq

...huh, I honestly thought they were in this scene.

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YugiNoob
09/25/23 4:42:17 PM
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I mean there are so many wacky things in the Bible. Like when David (I think) commanded the sun to stop, as if it revolved around the Earth. Then later it said that was and will be the only time God listened to Man. So God has just been saying fuck you to countless prayers lol.

Ive been watching Holy Kool-Aid, and his videos are interesting :3

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A_A_Battery
09/25/23 4:43:06 PM
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Smackems posted...
I just will never understand why they give a shit

If you can't understand why a religious person would give a shit that something they deem is an abomination is being passed off as okay in their society, you're not using basic critical thinking.
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KitKats
09/25/23 4:46:12 PM
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A_A_Battery posted...
If you can't understand why a religious person would give a shit that something they deem is an abomination is being passed off as okay in their society, you're not using basic critical thinking.
But its not their society. They just live here like the rest of us.

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GeraldDarko
09/25/23 4:47:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/0/AAeowgAAE31M.jpg

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A_A_Battery
09/25/23 4:50:31 PM
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KitKats posted...
But its not their society. They just live here like the rest of us.

Well, they're affected by it. You're gonna tell me that a Christian's not affected by today's culture in the USA that goes against all his norms? I mean this is regardless of whether or not we agree with the Christian, I'm not Christian, I just got done dunking on them in a youtube comment no one is ever gonna read, but you can't tell me you don't "get" why they wouldn't like this, their beliefs given. That's like the most obvious thing.
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KitKats
09/25/23 4:53:46 PM
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A_A_Battery posted...
Well, they're affected by it. You're gonna tell me that a Christian's not affected by today's culture in the USA that goes against all his norms? I mean this is regardless of whether or not we agree with the Christian, I'm not Christian, I just got done dunking on them in a youtube comment no one is ever gonna read, but you can't tell me you don't "get" why they wouldn't like this, their beliefs given. That's like the most obvious thing.
That doesnt square with reality. Anti-LGBT+ sentiment is not a defining feature of the Bible, its not a cornerstone of Christianity or religious practice. Culture and society are overwhelmingly cishetero normative as well.

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A_A_Battery
09/25/23 4:57:14 PM
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KitKats posted...
That doesnt square with reality. Anti-LGBT+ sentiment is not a defining feature of the Bible, its not a cornerstone of Christianity or religious practice. Culture and society are overwhelmingly cishetero normative as well.

It doesn't have to be a defining feature, obviously the bible is a mass of text I never understand how anyone can read through. It talks about many different things. Also, one thing is that you have to see how they interpret it, not how you do after giving it a cursory glance as someone who is not looking at it from the view that it's your guide to life.

My point is, just because we disagree with a sentiment, does not mean we can now never understand where the sentiment comes from. It just seems like turning this huge ass blind eye to really stark realities.
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Garabandal
09/25/23 4:57:14 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
I mean there are so many wacky things in the Bible. Like when David (I think) commanded the sun to stop, as if it revolved around the Earth. Then later it said that was and will be the only time God listened to Man. So God has just been saying fuck you to countless prayers lol.

Ive been watching Holy Kool-Aid, and his videos are interesting :3
That was Joshua not David. You're right that it's an awesome scene:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua%2010&version=NIV

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Smackems
09/25/23 5:01:00 PM
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Y'all really getting deep into this

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KitKats
09/25/23 5:01:18 PM
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A_A_Battery posted...
It doesn't have to be a defining feature, obviously the bible is a mass of text I never understand how anyone can read through. It talks about many different things. Also, one thing is that you have to see how they interpret it, not how you do after giving it a cursory glance as someone who is not looking at it from the view that it's your guide to life.

My point is, just because we disagree with a sentiment, does not mean we can now never understand where the sentiment comes from. It just seems like turning this huge ass blind eye to really stark realities.
Power and control are huge motivators. Theyre not righteous warriors trying to make the world a better place.

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YugiNoob
09/25/23 5:02:41 PM
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Smackems posted...
Y'all really getting deep into this
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/1/AAPV5JAAE31X.jpg

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A_A_Battery
09/25/23 5:05:42 PM
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KitKats posted...
Power and control are huge motivators. Theyre not righteous warriors trying to make the world a better place.

Well Christians have frequently shown us throughout history that they do not make good righteous warriors, so you'll get no argument from me there.

But when you look at "traditional Christian family values", they're not compatible with LGBTQ. It goes against every grain they have, so they're gonna have a problem with it. So I'll never understand the guy who will never understand this.
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Questionmarktarius
09/25/23 5:07:23 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/0/AAeowgAAE31M.jpg
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TonyKojima
09/25/23 5:09:56 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

fixed

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Prestoff
09/25/23 5:16:57 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/0/AAeowgAAE31M.jpg

lol

I'm so fucking dead lol

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evilpresident
09/25/23 5:38:46 PM
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Dammit Jesus, get your own drugs.

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DarkBuster22904
09/25/23 5:42:28 PM
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The leviticus verse condemning it is exactly one passage removed from one condemning eating shellfish.

I sure hope this a-hole is campaigning just as hard against Red Lobster for serving up that satanic, godless Coconut Shrimp.

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Questionmarktarius
09/25/23 5:45:13 PM
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evilpresident posted...
Dammit Jesus, get your own drugs.
Jesus?

I'm pretty sure that's Barry Gibb.
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Ruvan22
09/25/23 6:13:20 PM
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Smackems posted...
Y'all really getting deep into this

Smackems gift to CE...
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Thermador446
09/25/23 6:23:53 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That dude stole Stephen Saywer's folding table!

Ok, that made me laugh

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