Current Events > Soon I shall fulfill Shinzo Abe's request and save Japan's population >_>

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09/28/23 6:02:27 PM
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 7:41:17 PM
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Next week I shall depart for my pilgrimage to Japan. I've trained half my life for this: played countless Japanese-centric games like Yakuza, Persona 5, Senran Kagura, and Dragon Quest V (Nera best girl). As well as watched many Japanese-centric anime like Prison School, Shimoneta, Yosuga no Sora (Nao best girl), Lucky Star, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. I feel with all this accumulated knowledge of their culture over the years, I'll be able to completely assimilate myself there and be accepted as one of their own with little trouble.

Japan has given me so much over the years and I feel like it's time I gave back to them >_> Japan's population is dying and I want to be the one to save it! I'm willing to put in the hard work, sweat, and sacrifice to save this wonderful culture!

Wish me luck CE! I'm doing this for my fellow countrymen, as well as all the weeaboos back in America! I shall make you proud Shinzo Abe!

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Yawn_Master2
09/28/23 7:42:18 PM
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Are you Japanese?

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Damn_Underscore
09/28/23 7:42:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFrTSsWrlUQ

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 7:43:27 PM
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Note that "gaijin" cannot own property.
Unless you live on a US military base, you're pretty much fucked for ever getting fucked.
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DarkFists
09/28/23 7:44:32 PM
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Please tell me that's a copypasta...

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ssjevot
09/28/23 7:45:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Note that "gaijin" cannot own property.
Unless you live on a US military base, you're pretty much fucked for ever getting fucked.

I literally own a house in Japan.

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 7:45:43 PM
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ssjevot posted...
I literally own a house in Japan.
again, hentai has apparently lied to me.
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MarthGoomba
09/28/23 7:45:46 PM
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Raise your first daughter to become a legendary mixed race idol, as Naomi Payton's American weebdad did

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 7:46:49 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Raise your first daughter to become a legendary mixed race idol
We almost had Rae Dawn Chong, who is every race all at once.

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Avirosb
09/28/23 7:49:30 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Japan's population is dying and I want to be the one to save it!

ITT: making sense of xenophobia

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Sad_Face
09/28/23 7:50:37 PM
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Best of Luck OP, become the father you're meant to be.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 7:50:58 PM
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Yawn_Master2 posted...
Are you Japanese?
My years of being a weeb basically makes me Japanese on a genetic level

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Dark_Arbron
09/28/23 7:51:04 PM
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Mighty Whitey.

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ellis123
09/28/23 7:51:32 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
My years of being a weeb basically makes me Japanese on a genetic level
But only the ones that get isekai'd.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 7:51:46 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
Best of Luck OP, become the father you're meant to be.

Thanks!

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Zikten
09/28/23 7:52:22 PM
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TC gonna become a hentai MC
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 7:56:09 PM
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DarkFists posted...
Please tell me that's a copypasta...
Nope. This is 100% Neon, baby!

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 7:57:09 PM
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Ironic that the tittymeister is moving to the country of flat.
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:18:51 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Note that "gaijin" cannot own property.
Unless you live on a US military base, you're pretty much fucked for ever getting fucked.

Nah, I can just buy some of the 8 million unoccupied homes there

https://www.insider.com/japanese-government-selling-rural-homes-cheap-akiya-banks-2021-5

Once I flawlessly pass their citizenship test, I'm in >_>

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Avirosb
09/28/23 8:19:55 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Ironic that the tittymeister is moving to the country of flat.
BYOOBS

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:20:15 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Ironic that the tittymeister is moving to the country of flat.
Hold up! I'm a Titty Meister, which means I love boobs. All boobs. I love the perkiness of small boobs, the holdability of medium boobs, and the bounciness of large boobs. All boobs are beautiful in their own way. And the best boobs are the ones that belong to the person you love.

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Avirosb
09/28/23 8:23:11 PM
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Neon, I dunno if you've heard but, err

Abe's dead man.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:24:33 PM
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Zikten posted...
TC gonna become a hentai MC
Hellz yeah!

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:24:56 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/4/AAEhCpAAE4ac.png

There's some sad irony here.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:25:46 PM
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Oh yeah, whoops >_> That was made before all that. I forgot.

Have this one instead

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:27:22 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Oh yeah, whoops >_> That was made before all that. I forgot.
Live by the "have sex", get shot by some virgin who made a gun out of plumbing instead of getting laid.
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Turbam
09/28/23 8:27:24 PM
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I hope you have a blast!

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:29:11 PM
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Turbam posted...
I hope you have a blast!
Thanks!!

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:29:21 PM
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Holy_Cloud105
09/28/23 8:29:22 PM
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I wish you powerful thrusts and a healthy pelvis Neon.

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:30:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
I hope you have a blast!
also bad taste, given Shinzo Abe.
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:30:37 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
I wish you powerful thrusts and a healthy pelvis Neon.
Thanks! I shall live up to their expectations!

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Avirosb
09/28/23 8:31:35 PM
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I hear Shinzo was a staunch nationalist so he probably wouldn't have liked you anyway.
It's all good TC

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:32:07 PM
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Avirosb posted...
I hear Shinzo was a staunch nationalist so he probably wouldn't have liked you anyway.
It's all good TC

NeonTentacles posted...
My years of being a weeb basically makes me Japanese on a genetic level


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Dark_Arbron
09/28/23 8:32:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
also bad taste, given Shinzo Abe.

They didnt mean that kind of blast.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:35:50 PM
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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:37:31 PM
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It turns out, the most effective form of population control there ever has been, is a decent standard of living.
When you don't need fourteen children to run the farm and take care of you in your old age, and women aren't obligated to be baby-factories, people stop breeding.
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Smackems
09/28/23 8:37:52 PM
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I hope you do a blast

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:39:13 PM
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Smackems posted...
I hope you do a blast
Aw yeah!

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Shotgunnova
09/28/23 8:40:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AABhrNAAEnaY.png

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:40:58 PM
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Smackems posted...
I hope you do a blast
I demand a six-episode hentai series about Neon in Japan.
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:41:46 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I demand a six-episode hentai series about Neon in Japan.
Watch Golden Boy

That's basically me minus the toilet stuff >_>. It's 6 episodes too lol

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:43:11 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Golden Boy
That one is super old.
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:44:04 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That one is super old.
It's still great tho. I watched it for the first time last year (?) and I had a blast with it

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:46:58 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
It's still great tho.
If I'm watching an old hentai, it will be Can Can Bunny Extra.
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:48:04 PM
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I'll check that out later. Thanks for the rec >_>

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 8:51:40 PM
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Also I want to meet this guy while I'm over there

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/6/AAUsi-AADDm2.jpg

I may be a Titty Meister, but I can't call myself The King of Breasts >_>

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Avirosb
09/28/23 8:51:46 PM
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All anime is hentai when u think about it.

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Questionmarktarius
09/28/23 8:52:46 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I'll check that out later.
How did you miss that? It was made in 1997.
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