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pkmnlord
10/03/23 6:19:57 PM
#201:


You already replied to that troll once, don't even pay them attention lol

Also yeah Japan does have somewhat of a drinking problem. I'm surprised you weren't aware of that already. You've seen the "drunken businessman with his tie wrapped around his head"-type character in anime before, right?

It ain't always the same but yeah a lot of dudes (and probably women too) whose lives are just work 24/7 often hit the booze pretty hard to deal with the stress of working (since weed is illegal there and probably really crappy)

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 6:21:09 PM
#202:


Makes sense

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YugiNoob
10/03/23 7:37:22 PM
#203:


Oh in regards to the umbrella thing, they just sell a buttload of those clear plastic ones. In fact, theyre so cheap, a lot of places have little receptacles where you can leave your umbrella for other people to use later. You know, like if its raining when you enter the store but sunny when you leave, and you dont want to carry it around later.

Sort of a take a penny leave a penny but for umbrellas lol

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 7:46:00 PM
#204:


Never knew that. Neat!

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 7:51:48 PM
#205:


Neon why are you spending hours here instead of diving deep into a hairy black-haired Japanese vagina?

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 7:52:53 PM
#206:


BurmesePenguin posted...
Neon why are you spending hours here instead of diving deep into a hairy black-haired Japanese vagina?
Cuz it's morning and raining right now. I'm gonna head out later to save Japan >_>

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 8:15:43 PM
#207:


Why do the dryers here fucking suck? I dried my shit twice and it's still damp, AND wrinkled! My friend had the same problem with his dryer too.

I know they like to air dry here, but come on >_> It's 2023 guys

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YugiNoob
10/03/23 8:32:20 PM
#208:


Because they flush their shit down the toilet, not dry it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/5/AAPV5JAAEu69.jpg

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 9:42:18 PM
#209:


YugiNoob posted...
Because they flush their shit down the toilet, not dry it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/5/AAPV5JAAEu69.jpg
lol, speaking of that. Getting my ass blasted by a bidet felt great! I still had to wipe tho, even after full blast for a couple of minutes in every angle

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 1:50:51 AM
#210:


Here's a protip from your old pal Neon. If you're going to Japan, dont tell anyone! Cuz everyone and their mother is gonna ask you to pick up shit while you're there >_>

I'm just getting half the shit I got asked and say I couldnt find the rest cuz fuck 'em lol

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 2:32:01 AM
#211:


Every chick who wears a skirt or shorts has tree trunk legs >_> Their arms and waist may be skinny but their legs are toned as hell, probably from all the walking everyone has to do in this city. It's so fucking hot! Man I love Japanese chicks! I've also been learning to appreciate the DFC more since I've been here >_>

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 2:45:27 AM
#212:


I know earlier I noted that I've seen 5 year olds walking home by themselves from school. While I havent seen any on the train, I have seen them use the bus with an electronic card and everything.

American kids are so fucking stupid. I could never see some baka gaijin 5 year old doing that shit in our country. This is why our education system is lagging and dumb lol

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ssjevot
10/04/23 3:03:54 AM
#213:


NeonTentacles posted...
American kids are so fucking stupid. I could never see some baka gaijin 5 year old doing that shit in our country. This is why our education system is lagging and dumb lol

I think it's more that they don't want to get kidnapped, robbed, or killed. American cities aren't really a safe place for young children to be by themselves.

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 10:23:19 AM
#214:


I wish I took a pic, but I saw some guy with a jacket that said "FUCK FOREVER Sports Club" or something.

What an amazing country >_>

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 11:00:06 AM
#215:


Hung dong again in the bath with some dude reading an e-book. It feels good to bond like this with my fellow countrymen

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BurmesePenguin
10/04/23 11:04:01 AM
#216:


By the end of this trip Neon will have seen hundreds of dongs but no boobah

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 11:05:32 AM
#217:


BurmesePenguin posted...
By the end of this trip Neon will have seen hundreds of dongs but no boobah
Just like in America. I keep seeing a waterfall of nonstop dicks, but boobs are a trinkle from the faucet

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Smackems
10/04/23 11:10:55 AM
#218:


What's a dfc

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dameon_reaper
10/04/23 11:15:11 AM
#219:


NeonTentacles posted...
Hellz yeah!

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divot1338
10/04/23 11:19:10 AM
#220:


NeonTentacles posted...
Getting my ass blasted

Pace yourself

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 11:43:39 AM
#221:


Smackems posted...
What's a dfc
Delicious Flat Chest

The boobage here is really low >_> But I do love all boobs and I still appreciate a small chest. I love Japanese chicks

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 11:44:26 AM
#222:


dameon_reaper posted...
I want to see the whole video. Their response was so adorable.
I wish I knew sorry. That clip is ball I got. No name or anything >_>

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YugiNoob
10/04/23 11:48:58 AM
#224:


NeonTentacles posted...
I wish I knew sorry. That clip is ball I got. No name or anything >_>
Youre subconsciously already being affected by all the dongs youve seen in outdoor baths

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NeonTentacles
10/04/23 5:31:18 PM
#225:


YugiNoob posted...
Youre subconsciously already being affected by all the dongs youve seen in outdoor baths
FUCK!

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Damn_Underscore
10/04/23 9:19:29 PM
#226:


Did u get a date yet

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Zikten
10/04/23 10:04:45 PM
#227:


I hear Tokyo has bars dedicated to western men and Japanese women looking to hook up
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dameon_reaper
10/04/23 10:20:17 PM
#228:


NeonTentacles posted...
I wish I knew sorry. That clip is ball I got. No name or anything >_>

*Shakes fist* Damn you! How dare you give me hope and then steal it away!
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dameon_reaper
10/04/23 10:22:04 PM
#229:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwlm_RNrGqA

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Damn_Underscore
10/04/23 11:07:59 PM
#230:


Isnt Japan a cash country?

How do you like using Yen all the time?

Its noon tomorrow currently so Neon is probably doing something interesting right now lol

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kage_53
10/04/23 11:34:27 PM
#232:


How many love hotels youve been in
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pkmnlord
10/04/23 11:38:37 PM
#233:


Do they have actual strip clubs out there? Like full nudity or is it really like Yakuza and the clubs are just fancy cabarets where women in dresses sit and chat/flirt with you while buying endless amounts of alcohol and nobody takes their clothes off?

Or is all that just in their version of a red light district?

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ssjevot
10/04/23 11:40:04 PM
#234:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Isnt Japan a cash country?

How do you like using Yen all the time?

Its noon tomorrow currently so Neon is probably doing something interesting right now lol

Japan was one, most places take card and/or electronic payment now. I think the most consistently cash only places are Indian restaurants for some reason.

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ssjevot
10/04/23 11:41:58 PM
#235:


pkmnlord posted...
Do they have actual strip clubs out there? Like full nudity or is it really like Yakuza and the clubs are just fancy cabarets where women in dresses sit and chat/flirt with you while buying endless amounts of alcohol and nobody takes their clothes off?

Or is all that just in their version of a red light district?

You're confusing a strip club with a hostess bar/kyabakura. They both exist and aren't the same thing. Every kind of prostitution related service exists and is legal for the most part (penis in vagina sex is technically not, but you can loophole it).

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pkmnlord
10/04/23 11:43:35 PM
#236:


ssjevot posted...
You're confusing a strip club with a hostess bar/kyabakura. They both exist and aren't the same thing. Every kind of prostitution related service exists and is legal for the most part (penis in vagina sex is technically not, but you can loophole it).
Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification. Very interesting.

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MARlO
10/04/23 11:49:33 PM
#237:


NeonTentacles posted...
Hellz yeah!

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YugiNoob
10/05/23 12:09:11 AM
#238:


ssjevot posted...
You're confusing a strip club with a hostess bar/kyabakura. They both exist and aren't the same thing. Every kind of prostitution related service exists and is legal for the most part (penis in vagina sex is technically not, but you can loophole it).
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/1/AAPV5JAAE5oh.jpg

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NeonTentacles
10/05/23 3:49:36 AM
#239:


Zikten posted...
I hear Tokyo has bars dedicated to western men and Japanese women looking to hook up
way to tell me right before i leave. where is it?

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Zikten
10/05/23 4:28:03 AM
#240:


NeonTentacles posted...
way to tell me right before i leave. where is it?
Don't know sorry. I've just heard they exist
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NeonTentacles
10/05/23 6:10:52 AM
#241:


Name? >_>

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Zikten
10/05/23 7:50:52 AM
#242:


Apparently most of the bars for westerners are in Roppongi. Thats all I know
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NeonTentacles
10/05/23 7:51:46 AM
#243:


Fuck I'm drinking in Shinjuku tonight and leaving tomorrow

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Zikten
10/05/23 7:55:48 AM
#244:


Google mentions Shinjuku too. There might be stuff there. It just says Roppongi has more
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BurmesePenguin
10/05/23 7:57:16 AM
#245:


I got lost in the shinjuku underground station. That place is stupid big.

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GiftedACIII
10/05/23 8:14:17 AM
#246:


You were only there for less than a week?

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NeonTentacles
10/05/23 8:52:00 AM
#247:


I'm in Golden Gai right now. It's nothing but Australians here lmao

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ssjevot
10/05/23 9:17:31 AM
#248:


Zikten posted...
Apparently most of the bars for westerners are in Roppongi. Thats all I know

I highly recommend not going to Roppongi to get drunk on your own. Yakuza run a scam where your drink is drugged and then you wake up at a hotel with all your money missing. At least two users on LUE actually had this happen and you can find a number of stories online of the same thing.

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NeonTentacles
10/05/23 9:25:57 AM
#249:


Shit. Maybe I'm glad I'm in Golden Gai ciz I'm shinjuku and drunk as fuck so I'm vulnerable as fuck probably maybe

I did get a Japanese woman's number today actually >_______>

But she literally works until tomorrow when I fly out. Maybe I'll keep in touch until I come back to Tokyo next time

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ooger
10/05/23 9:42:19 AM
#250:


Damn_Underscore posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFrTSsWrlUQ
I cannot bring myself to click on this video, but the thumbnail made me cringe laugh.

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