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UnfairRepresent
10/10/23 11:05:20 AM
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Your son's relationship is getting pretty serious, they're considering moving in together so he's invited his partner over for dinner to introduce them to you.

"Oh, she's here!" your son exclaims

He told you that his partner is a great warrior and athlete so you're expecting to see some toned Brazilian or something. Instead you're confused when you open the door and see nothing at all.

Then before you could spell your name a figure drops down from the sky and gracefully lands in front of you as if it just jumped off a building. You see the rat faced grelim Freya standing there with a massive Dragon Warrior lance.

"Daddy, meet my Freya-baer." your son says while hugging Freya and nuzzling noses affectionately.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/8/AAZiH8AADpK8.png

" We met after her ex was faking amnesia so he could fool around, can you believe that? " your son adds.

How do you react?
What do you do?

And would you be comfortable with half-rat grandchildren?

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Ivynn
10/10/23 11:06:17 AM
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Disown the furry

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Ricemills
10/10/23 11:08:04 AM
#3:


Dude you made this topic before.


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Questionmarktarius
10/10/23 11:09:06 AM
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His mom is Ozma anyway, so whatever.
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Karovorak
10/10/23 11:10:36 AM
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At least it's a badass dragoon.

And I would not dare to disagree with a badass dragoon.

And seriously, Freya is one of the better characters in FF IX.

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asdf8562
10/10/23 11:12:36 AM
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No since my son is dating someone who isn't real.
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Ratchetrockon
10/10/23 11:33:03 AM
#8:


it's fine

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Touch
10/10/23 11:36:11 AM
#9:


I tell my son

"Son. To be forgotten is worse than death"

And then I forget him lmfao

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Turbam
10/10/23 11:45:37 AM
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My son a rat fucker

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Shotgunnova
10/10/23 11:46:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"Oh, she's here!" your son exclaims
"Ratchel?"

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ArkhamOrigins
10/10/23 11:46:53 AM
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Touch posted...
I tell my son

"Son. To be forgotten is worse than death"

And then I forget him lmfao


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Kai_Laguna
10/10/23 11:48:02 AM
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Hell no I don't approve. I steal her from him for myself!
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UnfairRepresent
10/10/23 11:49:03 AM
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asdf8562 posted...
No since my son is dating someone who isn't real.
Looks like she's real now!

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DarthWendy
10/10/23 11:49:42 AM
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No way in HELL my son dates blocky low-res women. 4K HDR particlefest ray-traced girlfriend or bust, young man.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/10/23 11:56:08 AM
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"She's using you as a rebound to get over her last boyfriend."

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UnfairRepresent
10/10/23 12:01:15 PM
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DarthWendy posted...
No way in HELL my son dates blocky low-res women. 4K HDR particlefest ray-traced girlfriend or bust, young man.
Bet if it was PS1 Lara Croft or Tifa Lockhart you wouldn't be complaining

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Ricemills
10/10/23 12:01:54 PM
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Anyways, same as the previous topic:
"Tell him to use condom if he's not ready to be a father of 10."

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Dark_Arbron
10/10/23 12:02:20 PM
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I feel the topic title is exclusionary.

I'd have no issue whatsoever with my daughter dating Freya.

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David1988
10/10/23 12:12:59 PM
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You should learn to fake amnesia too, son.

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Kami_no_Kami
10/10/23 12:33:59 PM
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And who could forget dear rat-girl
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TheFuriousInch
10/10/23 12:35:05 PM
#22:


I immediately cuck my son.

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garan
10/10/23 3:10:20 PM
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She was easily the best character in FF9, so obviously I approve.
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MarcyWarcy
10/10/23 3:17:16 PM
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I'd be cheesed to meet her

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TomClark
10/10/23 3:38:25 PM
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Turbam posted...
My son a rat fucker

I smell a sitcom...

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UnfairRepresent
10/10/23 4:29:55 PM
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MarcyWarcy posted...
I'd be cheesed to meet her
oh ho ho

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Voidgolem
10/10/23 4:30:48 PM
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I dunno she seems nice. Good for him

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GeminiDeus
10/10/23 4:37:18 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8Os_32qQY

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Priere
10/10/23 4:43:07 PM
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GeminiDeus posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s8Os_32qQY
Hey its Flo from progressive

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Nirvanas_Nox
10/10/23 7:04:10 PM
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I'd be fine with it but it would be hard for me to not yell every time I saw her in the house. She is a giant rat after all

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KnightofShikari
10/10/23 7:08:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/2/AABPmqAADbJ-.jpg

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BewmHedshot
10/10/23 7:09:59 PM
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When the fuck did I reproduce
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Trumble
10/10/23 7:11:00 PM
#36:


Hard mode: What if you found out your daughter was dating Bob?

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UnfairRepresent
10/10/23 7:38:29 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
I feel the topic title is exclusionary.

I'd have no issue whatsoever with my daughter dating Freya.
Freya is not gay

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ellis123
10/10/23 7:54:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Freya is not gay
Your theoretical already has her cheating on Fratley, which is just as out of character as her being lesbian.

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Kami_no_Kami
10/10/23 8:01:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean, Vivis the only one who might be above her character-wise IMO. Zidane, Dagger and Steiner are pretty generic. Quinas the freak. Amarants just a big nothing, and I dont even remember what Eikos deal is.

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David1988
10/10/23 8:13:09 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Facts. Freys impact basically turned out to be the supporting cast to the supporting cast

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Pikachuchupika
10/10/23 8:13:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGz7rkPd54

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spikethedevil
10/10/23 8:20:42 PM
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I forgot how amazing Freyas theme is.

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UnfairRepresent
10/11/23 4:32:50 AM
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ellis123 posted...
Your theoretical already has her cheating on Fratley, which is just as out of character as her being lesbian.
Tell me what part of FFIX confirms that Fratley was never lying about Amensia?

It makes sense and would fit neatly into his character.

Vs Freya's entire backstory revolving around her being straight.

It makes no sense and doesn't fit into her character.

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10/11/23 5:02:56 AM
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Prismsblade
10/11/23 5:18:02 AM
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She was a pretty cool character but kind of forgettable compared to the rest sadly. Her story arc begins and ends kind of early and afterwards becomes irrelevant to the main story and shes kind of just there.

I also don't really remember her interacting with anyone other then Zidane either actually.

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UnfairRepresent
10/11/23 5:20:57 AM
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Prismsblade posted...
She was a pretty cool character but kind of forgettable
HA!

Irony

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Prismsblade
10/11/23 5:46:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
HA!

Irony
Not really, just because something was cool doesn't it not forgetable.

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UnfairRepresent
10/11/23 5:50:51 AM
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No dude, I mean literally her backstory is that the love of her life forgot about her.

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UnfairRepresent
10/11/23 8:20:58 AM
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I saw that

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