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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:19:27 AM
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Having finally visited my homeland of Japan firsthand and connected with my roots, I can confidently say we were wrong to shun the weebs. They are 100% right: Japan really is better than America

  • Food is absolutely amazing there! It honestly didn't disappoint.
  • Asian chicks fucking EVERYWHERE! I'm in heaven! Reminds me of college >_>
  • Everyone has toned legs from all the walking you have to do. I'm a boob man first, but a leg man secondary, so this is great for me!
  • Boobage is mostly flat there... but it honestly made me appreciate the DFC more after this trip >_> I'm serious.
  • Soaking in an onsen and hanging dong with my fellow countrymen was a really liberating experience. I soaked like 5+ times during my trip and enjoyed each time. It really is a fun and relaxing experience I highly recommend.
  • The people are very polite, especially since they know I'm Japanese and not some bakka gaijin weeb
  • I do like the culture there. Everyone is orderly and efficient with moving around streets and train stations. No one litters even though trash cans are rarer than pre-gen 6 shiny pocket monsters (or "Pokemon" for you Americans), people WILL give up seats for elderly and such on buses and trains (it's a coin flip in the states), 5yo children walk or bus themselves home in the city without any worry of crime.
  • The shrines and historic sites are beautiful and majestic
  • Almost no one is a gross Boogie2988 fat FUCK! I only saw like 4 fat people total when I was there.
  • Obviously anime is and always will be amazing and the superior form of artistic expression!


Now that I finally fulfilled my pilgrimage to nerd mecca off my bucket list, I already want to go back and be amongst my people! My glorious homeland offers more than any other country possibly could. I highly recommend you visit Japan. Play Yakuza to get a feel for the culture or watch some anime like Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Yosuga no Sora or whatever else >_>

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SaikyoStyle
10/11/23 8:21:27 AM
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Did you see a street fight break out where one combatant beat another one to unconsciousness with a bike rack?

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Trumpo
10/11/23 8:22:13 AM
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How fucking expensive was it?

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:22:43 AM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Did you see a street fight break out where one combatant beat another one to unconsciousness with a bike rack?
Sadly nah. I went through Kamurocho at night and saw all the sites. I did get heckled by a bunch of scammers trying to lure me into their seedy bars, but otherwise no fights. Also Theater Square smelled like piss and cigarettes >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:23:24 AM
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Trumpo posted...
How fucking expensive was it?
Flight and hotel was about <$2000. Extra spending was probably like $700.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/11/23 8:23:42 AM
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How about you start making a plan to permanently move there to live if you loved it so much.

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Damn_Underscore
10/11/23 8:23:55 AM
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Be careful, ignorant Westerners may make total fools of themselves if they don't know the rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ_amkw3-fc

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:25:01 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Be careful, ignorant Westerners may make total fools of themselves if they don't know the rules
I did read up on Japanese etiquette before I went there. I still bumbled my 1st day, but I got used to it pretty quickly. Just don't talk on the train or get in people's way and you'll be fine. Just take a second to see how people do certain things and emulate it.

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NO2_Fiend
10/11/23 8:25:13 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...

* Almost no one is a gross Boogie2988 fat FUCK! I only saw like 4 fat people total when I was there.


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/3/AAWvCbAAE7DL.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:25:37 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
How about you start making a plan to permanently move there to live if you loved it so much.
No dual-citizenship sadly. The only blight on my country

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:26:05 AM
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NO2_Fiend posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/3/AAWvCbAAE7DL.jpg
They're big boned.

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St0rmFury
10/11/23 8:31:32 AM
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Wait, you're actually Japanese?

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ArsGoetia
10/11/23 8:32:10 AM
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did you get pregnant or w/e like abe wanted
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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:35:05 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Wait, you're actually Japanese?
I may look white, but years of consuming various Japanese media has made 100% Japanese on a genetic level

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:36:08 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
did you get pregnant or w/e like abe wanted

If you see like a 25% spike in the population in 9 months, you'll know why >_>

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St0rmFury
10/11/23 8:36:47 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I may look white, but years of consuming various Japanese media has made 100% Japanese on a genetic level
Sugoi desu!

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rexcrk
10/11/23 8:37:48 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I may look white, but years of consuming various Japanese media has made 100% Japanese on a genetic level
Bruh

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:42:58 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Sugoi desu!



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--Zero-
10/11/23 8:46:28 AM
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Did you have any trouble with English there or with the train system?

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mach25687
10/11/23 8:46:49 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I may look white, but years of consuming various Japanese media has made 100% Japanese on a genetic level
Man, I feel like I read this in the 90's.

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AceMos
10/11/23 8:48:20 AM
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TC is not japanese so japan is not his home land

humoring this racist crap is disgusting

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:48:38 AM
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--Zero- posted...
Did you have any trouble with English there or with the train system?
Not really. If you have Google Maps and Google Translate, literally 90% of the legwork is covered >_> Ticket systems have an english button to navigate. All the signs in the train station have english, the announcements on the train itself are in English and Japanese as well as the screens there.

The only trouble you may have is navigating the fucking stations lol. Sometimes you have to go up and down multiple times and walk like 10 minutes to change lines in Shibuya or such. But as long as you follow the signs, you're good.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:49:27 AM
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AceMos posted...
TC is not japanese so japan is not his home land

humoring this racist crap is disgusting
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/4/AAfOu0AAEuGS.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:50:55 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Man, I feel like I read this in the 90's.
I wish I was a weeb in the 90s. I missed out on Yu Yu Hakusho, Full Metal Alchemist, Outlaw Star, Ghost in the Shell as a kid. Also didn't watch too much Sailor Moon

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Holy_Cloud105
10/11/23 8:54:35 AM
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How's your pelvis holding up from all the thrusting you did?

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TheSavageDragon
10/11/23 8:55:12 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
Full Metal Alchemist,

We all missed out on that in the 90s as the original anime made its debut in 2003

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:55:35 AM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
How's your pelvis holding up from all the thrusting you did?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/4/AAfOu0AAE7Dg.jpg

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Ratchetrockon
10/11/23 8:55:59 AM
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Wooah awesome

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Holy_Cloud105
10/11/23 8:56:00 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/4/AAfOu0AAE7Dg.jpg
It was hard work but necessary. Thank you for your sacrifice Neon.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:56:17 AM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
We all missed out on that in the 90s as the original anime made its debut in 2003
Oh. Whoops lol. I swear I thought it was a 90s anime >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 8:56:37 AM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
It was hard work but necessary. Thank you for your sacrifice Neon.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/3/AAfWomAAD_XB.jpg

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Mad-Dogg
10/11/23 9:17:47 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I may look white, but years of consuming various Japanese media has made 100% Japanese on a genetic level
Don't lie TC......is this you? No shame.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/0/AARkkPAAE7Dm.jpg

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ANort175
10/11/23 9:18:53 AM
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I've always assumed Neon is the reincarnation of Chris Farley and just assumed everyone else did as well.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:33:21 AM
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I'm not fat tho >_>

I've never seen Beverly Hills Ninja. What happens in it?

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ArsGoetia
10/11/23 9:40:20 AM
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cultural appropriation
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AceMos
10/11/23 9:41:15 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
cultural appropriation
yep and this board is just feeding this crap

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:42:02 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
cultural appropriation
If this man:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/7/AAfOu0AAD6QN.jpg

can achieve his dreams:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/8/AAfOu0AAD6QO.jpg

Anything is possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

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Dungeater
10/11/23 9:43:19 AM
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whats dfc?

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BurmesePenguin
10/11/23 9:44:00 AM
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Neon are you not aware that even doing the slightest bit of fun with another culture is bad?

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AceMos
10/11/23 9:45:24 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Neon are you not aware that even doing the slightest bit of fun with another culture is bad?
TC is legit claiming he is japanese because he watches anime

he is not enjoying another culture he is pretending to be part of it

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BurmesePenguin
10/11/23 9:46:25 AM
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AceMos posted...
TC is legit claiming he is japanese because he watches anime
Where are you getting the 'legit' part of that sentence from? You must be reading some fantasy topic that exists only in your mind's space.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:46:54 AM
#42:


AceMos posted...
TC is legit claiming he is japanese because he watches anime

he is not enjoying another culture he is pretending to be part of it
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/2/AARAyLAADSo0.jpg

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:47:38 AM
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Dungeater posted...
whats dfc?
Delicious
Flat
Chest

(On adults, damnit!)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/7/AAfOu0AAEbnD.jpg

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Dungeater
10/11/23 9:51:23 AM
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bruh

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/0/AAfg9nAAE7Dw.jpg

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Background_Guy
10/11/23 9:52:20 AM
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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:54:16 AM
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Dungeater posted...
bruh

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/0/AAfg9nAAE7Dw.jpg
UHHHHHHHHH

I mean on adult women >_> FUCK! I didn't know it meant it like that. I need to research shit more before I open my mouth lol

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 9:57:28 AM
#47:


Background_Guy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/1/AARSGKAAE7Dx.jpg
I did see some fucking weeb ass weebs in Japan. Shit made me cringe. At least I dressed and acted normally while I was there >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAAOvRAAD8Zz.jpg

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Dungeater
10/11/23 9:58:10 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAAOvRAAD8Zz.jpg
lmao

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Holy_Cloud105
10/11/23 9:59:49 AM
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AceMos posted...
TC is legit claiming he is japanese because he watches anime

he is not enjoying another culture he is pretending to be part of it
I guarantee you part of the fun that Neon has doing this is because of how butthurt you get.

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MarthGoomba
10/11/23 10:00:48 AM
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I want to be Japanese in my next life

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