Current Events > Tifa Lockhart and Samus Aran are fighting in front of you.

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UnfairRepresent 10/11/23 7:04:45 PM #1:	Who do you side with? - Results (123 votes) I side with Tifa 51.22% (63 votes) 63 I side with Samus 48.78% (60 votes) 60 You're awoken in the middle of the night by loud banging inside your home. You rush over and see Tifa and Samus fighting. Samus points her gun at Tifa but Tifa knocks it out of her hand with a roundhouse kick. Tifa then tries to nail Samus with a big punch but Samus rolls into a balls and zips under her to dodge it. Then they both attempt to go after the gun but instead awkwardly tumble over each other as they battle. The gun slides across the floor and lands at your feet. "Stop her! She's a threat to everything!" Samus shouts "Stop her! She's going to destroy the world!" Tifa yells at the same time. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/9/AAZiH8AADQhJ.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/6/AAZiH8AAE7I2.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976604824] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote> Who do you side with? - Results (123 votes) I side with Tifa 51.22% (63 votes) 63 I side with Samus 48.78% (60 votes) 60 Show Voting Form You're awoken in the middle of the night by loud banging inside your home. You rush over and see Tifa and Samus fighting.Samus points her gun at Tifa but Tifa knocks it out of her hand with a roundhouse kick. Tifa then tries to nail Samus with a big punch but Samus rolls into a balls and zips under her to dodge it. Then they both attempt to go after the gun but instead awkwardly tumble over each other as they battle.The gun slides across the floor and lands at your feet."Stop her! She's a threat to everything!" Samus shouts"Stop her! She's going to destroy the world!" Tifa yells at the same time.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/9/AAZiH8AADQhJ.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/6/AAZiH8AAE7I2.jpg How do you react?What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/11/23 7:05:38 PM #2:	Which one would let me cop a feel? --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:976604843] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Which one would let me cop a feel? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 10/11/23 7:05:53 PM #3:	Samus --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:976604846] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Samus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/11/23 7:06:46 PM #4:	Irony posted... Which one would let me cop a feel? I guess Samus since she was raised by weird owl people and has no real comprehension of sex or sexual assault. Where as Tifa is used to sexual harrasment due to working a bar in the slums. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976604855] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Which one would let me cop a feel?</quote>I guess Samus since she was raised by weird owl people and has no real comprehension of sex or sexual assault.Where as Tifa is used to sexual harrasment due to working a bar in the slums. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 10/11/23 7:07:45 PM #5:	Honestly I probably would've slept through that. I mean I once slept through the Sheriff's Department breaking down my gate. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:976604875] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Honestly I probably would've slept through that. I mean I once slept through the Sheriff's Department breaking down my gate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/11/23 7:09:18 PM #6:	Seductivly pull open my pants and slowly lower the gun in. "Making war is great, but have you ladies ever tried making love?" --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:976604912] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Seductivly pull open my pants and slowly lower the gun in."Making war is great, but have you ladies ever tried making love?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/11/23 7:10:26 PM #7:	Woooorldstar --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:976604933] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Woooorldstar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 10/11/23 7:16:11 PM #8:	Neither. I know nothing about why they are fighting. --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:976605025] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Neither. I know nothing about why they are fighting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/11/23 7:20:05 PM #9:	I don't really know much about either of them but I do know Samus blows up planets so I think Tifa might have a point here. Unless Tifa also blows up planets. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:976605087] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>I don't really know much about either of them but I do know Samus blows up planets so I think Tifa might have a point here. Unless Tifa also blows up planets. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/11/23 7:20:50 PM #10:	It'd be that scene from Megas XLR when Kiva and that bounty hunter are fighting and Goat just pulls up a chair and watches it --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:976605104] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>It'd be that scene from Megas XLR when Kiva and that bounty hunter are fighting and Goat just pulls up a chair and watches it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 10/11/23 7:21:06 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:976605109] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/12/23 7:43:49 AM #12:	HylianFox posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg why tifa blond? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976612553] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg</quote>why tifa blond? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 10/14/23 12:06:47 AM #13:	UnfairRepresent posted... why tifa blond? It's Samus dressed as Tifa fighting Tifa dressed as Cloud. An AI tried to swap their clothes and... had a misfire, I guess. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:976646874] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>why tifa blond?</quote>It's Samus dressed as Tifa fighting Tifa dressed as Cloud. An AI tried to swap their clothes and... had a misfire, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 10/14/23 12:11:35 AM #15:	"Girls girls, you're both pretty!" gets punched out and vaporized simultaneously --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 <cite>Torgo posted [p:976646925] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>"Girls girls, you're both pretty!"gets punched out and vaporized simultaneously </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV 10/14/23 12:13:19 AM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... Tifa then tries to nail Samus hmmmmmmmm --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! <cite>YellowSUV posted [p:976646939] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Tifa then tries to nail Samus</quote>hmmmmmmmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 10/14/23 12:23:56 AM #17:	I'd pick up the gun and have them tell their side of the story. Hopefully it clears up any misunderstandings. I'd also pray that Samus doesn't remember that she has an arm cannon. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:976647038] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>I'd pick up the gun and have them tell their side of the story. Hopefully it clears up any misunderstandings. I'd also pray that Samus doesn't remember that she has an arm cannon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/14/23 12:31:04 AM #18:	whichever one didn't get a reduction --- In this, the last I see of you Smash the glass to make it meaningful <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:976647110] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>whichever one didn't get a reduction </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 10/14/23 12:56:36 AM #19:	I suspect that if Tifa tried to roundhouse kick a gun out of Samus' hand, she'd end up with a bullet in her ass. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:976647349] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>I suspect that if Tifa tried to roundhouse kick a gun out of Samus' hand, she'd end up with a bullet in her ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 10/14/23 1:26:55 AM #20:	It was tied when I voted ( I went with Tifa that first picture was hotter tbf and never got real into Metroid though Super Metroid and Fusion are queens in my deck) it's still close. Uhh go femfights! --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:976647581] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>It was tied when I voted ( I went with Tifa that first picture was hotter tbf and never got real into Metroid though Super Metroid and Fusion are queens in my deck) it's still close. Uhh go femfights! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/14/23 2:09:12 AM #21:	nocturnal_traveler posted... I'd also pray that Samus doesn't remember that she has an arm cannon. Zero Suit Samus doesn't --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976647843] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>I'd also pray that Samus doesn't remember that she has an arm cannon.</quote>Zero Suit Samus doesn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 10/14/23 2:26:43 AM #22:	I give them both a reduction then I seek out Lara. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:976647972] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>I give them both a reduction then I seek out Lara.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 10/14/23 2:57:08 AM #23:	Pretty sure Tifa dies --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:976648215] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure Tifa dies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 10/14/23 3:04:40 AM #24:	Samus. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:976648258] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Samus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 10/14/23 4:17:23 AM #25:	Bishop_Hastur posted... Honestly I probably would've slept through that. I mean I once slept through the Sheriff's Department breaking down my gate. Hehe, underrated post --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:976648681] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Bishop_Hastur posted...</cite><quote>Honestly I probably would've slept through that. I mean I once slept through the Sheriff's Department breaking down my gate.</quote>Hehe, underrated post </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 10/14/23 4:27:03 AM #26:	Samus is fighting for more than whatever Tifa is annoyed by since Samus is an interstellar bounty hunter who knows when something must be done counter to the mission, and has the tech and usually the ship to do it. So yeah her. I cannot bed either of them, so do what is right. A chick on some backwater planet who is trying to do whatever because of Shinra whatever... Or I back the space chick that is literally saving us from something potentially worse than Halo's FLOOD (X parasite, which basically is just an even worse Flood and only needs to infect something similar to Mother Brain to get a hive mind to make things 1000x worse still). And also hates space pirates, which from MP3 are basically "we will just use the home planet till it is nothing but acid rain." i.e. corporations and far righters. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:976648742] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Samus is fighting for more than whatever Tifa is annoyed by since Samus is an interstellar bounty hunter who knows when something must be done counter to the mission, and has the tech and usually the ship to do it. So yeah her. I cannot bed either of them, so do what is right. A chick on some backwater planet who is trying to do whatever because of Shinra whatever... Or I back the space chick that is literally saving us from something potentially worse than Halo's FLOOD (X parasite, which basically is just an even worse Flood and only needs to infect something similar to Mother Brain to get a hive mind to make things 1000x worse still). And also hates space pirates, which from MP3 are basically "we will just use the home planet till it is nothing but acid rain." i.e. corporations and far righters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 10/14/23 4:33:32 AM #27:	Tifa because I like her boobs more --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:976648778] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Tifa because I like her boobs more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Newave 10/14/23 5:36:12 AM #28:	Lockheart --- Kill the legs first, that's an ironclad battle tactic! <cite>Newave posted [p:976649084] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Lockheart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
luigi33 10/14/23 5:44:55 AM #29:	Simps saving Tifa are in for a rude awakening. Tifa: "Thanks for saving me! Now I'm going to go to my boyfriend Cloud. BYE!" --- RTX 3070, Ryzen 7 5700x,16GB DDR4, 700WGold PSU Switch FC: SW-3966-2111-8902, Proud Steam Deck Owner <cite>luigi33 posted [p:976649131] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Simps saving Tifa are in for a rude awakening.Tifa: "Thanks for saving me! Now I'm going to go to my boyfriend Cloud. BYE!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 10/14/23 5:56:28 AM #30:	Samus would literally only be there because a life-ending parasite is on the planet. Yeah, I'm siding with her. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 35, 500th posts: 34; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:976649184] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Samus would literally only be there because a life-ending parasite is on the planet. Yeah, I'm siding with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 10/14/23 6:02:51 AM #31:	DKBananaSlamma posted... Tifa because I like her boobs more --- We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:976649219] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>Tifa because I like her boobs more</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Auto_Chrisbot 10/14/23 7:33:08 AM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... why tifa blond? Nevermind that shit. Why Samus has 5 fingers? Stoopid A.I. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean <cite>Auto_Chrisbot posted [p:976649748] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite><quote>why tifa blond?</quote>Nevermind that shit. Why Samus has 5 fingers? Stoopid A.I. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 10/14/23 7:37:51 AM #33:	I am the damsel in distress in this situation. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:976649777] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>I am the damsel in distress in this situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/14/23 7:42:42 AM #34:	DKBananaSlamma posted... Tifa because I like her boobs more Not one to mince words, are you? --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976649800] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>Tifa because I like her boobs more</quote>Not one to mince words, are you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 10/14/23 7:44:22 AM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... I guess Samus since she was raised by weird owl people and has no real comprehension of sex or sexual assault. Where as Tifa is used to sexual harrasment due to working a bar in the slums. A bar shes comfortable leaving five year old Marlene to watch alone. I suspect Sector 7 is a pretty safe place. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976649810] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>I guess Samus since she was raised by weird owl people and has no real comprehension of sex or sexual assault.Where as Tifa is used to sexual harrasment due to working a bar in the slums.</quote>A bar shes comfortable leaving five year old Marlene to watch alone. I suspect Sector 7 is a pretty safe place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VGAddict90 10/14/23 7:53:16 AM #36:	Isn't Samus MUCH stronger than Tifa, even without the Power Suit? <cite>VGAddict90 posted [p:976649869] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Samus MUCH stronger than Tifa, even without the Power Suit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlveinFencer 10/14/23 9:14:51 AM #37:	Find my pills. --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta <cite>AlveinFencer posted [p:976650469] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Find my pills. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/14/23 9:28:46 AM #38:	Samus, because she would absolutely destroy Tifa --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976650594] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Samus, because she would absolutely destroy Tifa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FunWithAFryPan 10/14/23 10:05:47 AM #39:	HylianFox posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg Samus has six fingers on her right hand. --- He who strikes with meaning is killed by meaning. <cite>FunWithAFryPan posted [p:976650984] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/1/AAN5R1AAE7JF.jpg</quote>Samus has six fingers on her right hand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 10/14/23 10:07:27 AM #40:	FunWithAFryPan posted... Samus has six fingers on her right hand. Good job AI. They always fuck up the fingers --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:976651001] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>FunWithAFryPan posted... </cite><quote>Samus has six fingers on her right hand.</quote>Good job AI. They always fuck up the fingers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 10/14/23 10:07:48 AM #41:	Dark_Arbron posted... Not one to mince words, are you? Nope >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:976651003] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Not one to mince words, are you?</quote>Nope >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/14/23 11:11:12 AM #42:	VGAddict90 posted... Isn't Samus MUCH stronger than Tifa, even without the Power Suit? It's hard to say because Final Fantasy is...well Fantasy In one scene Tifa can lift a 600 ton demi God above her head and suplex it. Then in another she's having a slapfight with a hooker. Like a lot of Anime characters, Tifa's power level fluctuates between weaker than a random man and a moth's wing away from Godhood depending on the situation. But Samus isn't used to hand to hand fighting and Tifa is a master of hand to hand fighting. To quote Mike Tyson "Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976651773] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>VGAddict90 posted... </cite><quote>Isn't Samus MUCH stronger than Tifa, even without the Power Suit?</quote>It's hard to say because Final Fantasy is...well FantasyIn one scene Tifa can lift a 600 ton demi God above her head and suplex it.Then in another she's having a slapfight with a hooker.Like a lot of Anime characters, Tifa's power level fluctuates between weaker than a random man and a moth's wing away from Godhood depending on the situation. But Samus isn't used to hand to hand fighting and Tifa is a master of hand to hand fighting. To quote Mike Tyson "Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/14/23 11:13:10 AM #43:	DKBananaSlamma posted... Good job AI. They always fuck up the fingers look at tifa's fist --- In this, the last I see of you Smash the glass to make it meaningful <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:976651793] in Tifa Lockh... [t:80591086]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>Good job AI. They always fuck up the fingers</quote>look at tifa's fist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Tifa Lockhart and Samus Aran are fighting in front of you. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Tifa Lockhart and Samus Aran are fighting in front of you.