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wackyteen 10/13/23 10:16:08 PM #1: |
However, how do you plead? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnrivaledKoopa 10/13/23 10:17:50 PM #2: |
Aim for the best plea deal I can get. Dont just plead guilty for free.
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boxoto 10/13/23 10:18:09 PM #3: |
imagine me snitching on myself - not guilty, of course.
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WilliamPorygon 10/13/23 10:18:55 PM #4: |
I guess Guilty, cause I don't think that should be a crime
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AnsestralRecall 10/13/23 10:19:14 PM #5: |
I'd be dead so no contest. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PepsiWithCoke 10/13/23 10:19:34 PM #6: |
If i'm at the Hague, i'm probably already fucked.
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Kai_Laguna 10/13/23 10:24:23 PM #7: |
Guilty, I'm not going to deny I ate all those people. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Payzmaykr 10/13/23 10:33:57 PM #8: |
PepsiWithCoke posted... If i'm at the Hague, i'm probably already fucked.I can only imagine what you could envision yourself doing to get thrown in there ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dungeater 10/13/23 10:35:16 PM #9: |
guilty, my conscious and personal code are overpowering as fuck
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HOON 10/13/23 11:05:18 PM #10: |
Payzmaykr posted...
I can only imagine what you could envision yourself doing to get thrown in thereThe list is short As to the op, Not guilty by way of self defense. --- R.I.P. #43 "Kill all tires" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/13/23 11:05:57 PM #11: |
To be fair, those mattress tags deserved it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 10/13/23 11:30:01 PM #12: |
Guilty of telling people The Neverending Story 3 is way better than first one
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Kurt_Russel 10/13/23 11:31:09 PM #13: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
Guilty of telling people The Neverending Story 3 is way better than first oneEveryone knows the 2nd is the best. Better dodge that book getting thrown at you. --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 10/13/23 11:32:22 PM #14: |
What!?
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RetsuZaiZen 10/14/23 12:00:33 AM #15: |
Worst crime I could see myself doing is definitely ending someone for doing something harmful to me or my family. Were I to willingly throw away my freedom at that moment, I would have to deal with the consequences and just plead guilty.
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wackyteen 10/14/23 6:08:14 PM #16: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
I guess Guilty, cause I don't think that should be a crimewhy are you the way that you are? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/14/23 6:59:47 PM #17: |
wackyteen posted...
why are you the way that you are? Likely a bit of genetic predisposition, along with a combination of various social and psychological factors throughout life that have made me feel that humanity, while having some great accomplishment from extremely gifted people, is overrun with dumb and barbaric people to the point that I vehemently do not wish to compound the problem by adding more such people to the planet, while still recognizing that there are other creatures in nature that are much more deserving of running the planet but cannot due to their physical limitations, that I would like to protect and see thrive in spite of the fact that I cannot directly add to their population on my own. TL:DR; it gives my life porpoise I guess hur hur --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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runewalshPSiv 10/14/23 7:01:36 PM #18: |
Not guilty. I have no idea how that 2kg of heroin ended up in my bags.
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thronedfire2 10/14/23 7:02:11 PM #19: |
if you plead guilty to murder do you get executed faster?
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wackyteen 10/15/23 12:04:54 AM #20: |
thronedfire2 posted...
if you plead guilty to murder do you get executed faster?Think that depends on if you get a plea deal --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/23 12:06:47 AM #21: |
thronedfire2 posted... if you plead guilty to murder do you get executed faster?generally, that just gets you life instead. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Agonized_rufous 10/15/23 12:14:58 AM #22: |
I didn't do it
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Tora_Sami 10/15/23 12:36:12 AM #23: |
Not guilty, cause who is gonna put me on trial when everyone in the world is dead?
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Guide 10/15/23 12:37:21 AM #24: |
Fuck that, I'm bolting and staying in a tax haven.
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Jiek_Fafn 10/15/23 12:51:44 AM #25: |
There's no earth in this scenario. Who's gonna put me on trial, Freiza? I'd gladly go work for my new intergalactic lord.
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Dark_Arbron 10/15/23 1:20:55 AM #26: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
generally, that just gets you life instead. This. Also I dont know about the US, but in Australia pleading guilty avoids a trial altogether (except possibly murder; not sure). Also a guilty plea entitles you to the potential 25% discount on your sentence here (plus whatever the judge may think is fitting, hence why human judges must never be replaced by AI). I dont think plea bargains are a thing here as such. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Priere 10/15/23 1:26:44 AM #27: |
Not guilty. Im.gonna be going away for life or sent to swing anyway so I may as well try to waste as much time, money and court resources as possible.
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CountCorvinus 10/15/23 2:38:13 AM #28: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/23 2:40:46 AM #29: |
Dark_Arbron posted... Also I dont know about the US, but in Australia pleading guilty avoids a trial altogether (except possibly murder; not sure).In the US, the death penalty only exists in maybe half the states and a few federal crimes, and pleading guilty almost always evades it entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 10/15/23 2:56:23 AM #30: |
Either way Id be spending the rest of my life in a Vietnamese prison, so Id probably end up endeavouring to make that a short period of time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 10/15/23 2:57:49 AM #31: |
Lots of people are confident theyd commit a crime that carries life or the death penalty
What should I be taking away from that? --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/23 2:59:11 AM #32: |
Glob posted... Either way Id be spending the rest of my life in a Vietnamese prisonThe only way that can likely happen, is if you were a vietnam war vet from 1955 to 1975. Thank you for your service. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 10/15/23 3:02:32 AM #33: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
The only way that can likely happen, is if you were a vietnam war vet from 1955 to 1975. Was the US sending troops as early as 1955? My rudimentary understanding was it didnt really get involved until 1965. But maybe thats why no ones ever offered me a job teaching 20th century geopolitical history of Southeast Asia. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/23 3:03:51 AM #34: |
Dark_Arbron posted... Was the US sending troops as early as 1955?Yes. Just not enough to start with the draft yet. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArsGoetia 10/15/23 3:12:52 AM #35: |
couldnt think of anything tbh not a criminal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 10/15/23 3:31:54 AM #36: |
Questionmarktarius posted... The only way that can likely happen, is if you were a vietnam war vet from 1955 to 1975. I live in Vietnam, so it seems likely that would be the country Id go to prison in. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 10/15/23 3:42:10 AM #37: |
Glob posted... I live in Vietnam, so it seems likely that would be the country Id go to prison in.oh. okay then I hear it's not so bad, now that France and America aren't fucking around there anymore. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Purple_Cheetah 10/15/23 3:48:17 AM #38: |
Guilty as hell, and I'd do it again too. punish me uwu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 10/15/23 3:48:28 AM #39: |
Questionmarktarius posted... oh. Vietnam is fucking awesome. Vietnamese prisons are not, especially for foreigners. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 10/15/23 4:27:33 AM #40: |
Purple_Cheetah posted...
Guilty as hell, and I'd do it again too. Your punishment is abstinence and sobriety and 3 hours of Latin, every day. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 10/15/23 10:09:01 AM #41: |
Dark_Arbron posted...
Lots of people are confident theyd commit a crime that carries life or the death penalty It's CE, none of this should be too shocking --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/15/23 10:41:55 AM #42: |
Dark_Arbron posted...
Lots of people are confident theyd commit a crime that carries life or the death penaltyThat you and I are too nice for this websight --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 10/15/23 11:10:27 AM #44: |
wackyteen posted... It's CE, none of this should be too shocking The topic is about the worst crime you can see yourself committing, and Id imagine that most people would acknowledge that with the right motivation and circumstances, almost anybody could kill another human being. That said, drug possession could be enough for me to get life in prison here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 10/15/23 12:26:11 PM #45: |
Glob posted...
The topic is about the worst crime you can see yourself committing, and Id imagine that most people would acknowledge that with the right motivation and circumstances, almost anybody could kill another human being. You could argue that in the US possessing weed as a black man is a worse crime than shooting someone dead in cold blood as a white man. Doubly so if you have a badge. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FurryPhilosifer 10/15/23 12:27:26 PM #46: |
I'd be as obtuse and unhelpful as possible.
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