Poll of the Day > Ugh, dating is awful. Why can't I go into a lab and grow my own mate?

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PK_Spam
10/18/23 7:54:11 AM
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Everyone Im attracted to really really likes or is stuck on someone else, and everyone attracted to me is no mostly because Im also stuck on someone else.

I want build a bear, but like for people

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wwinterj25
10/18/23 7:56:13 AM
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Sex robots have come a long way I hear....

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Far-Queue
10/18/23 7:59:38 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Sex robots have come
That reminds me I gotta clean mine

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PK_Spam
10/18/23 8:11:13 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Sex robots have come a long way I hear....
Yeah but a big part of my anxiety during dating is that Ill have to introduce the robot to my family and on the list of things they dont want, Sex Robot is just barely above Republican

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hockey7318
10/18/23 8:21:07 AM
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Yeah, dating sucks. Glad I'm done with that; hopefully you will be someday too.
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Far-Queue
10/18/23 8:24:19 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
Glad I'm done with that; hopefully you will be someday too.
Not everyone wants to take a vow of celibacy, hockey

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PK_Spam
10/18/23 8:26:50 AM
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Yeah hockey, I need more than my hand or a warm grapefruit

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hockey7318
10/18/23 8:28:48 AM
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You could work on your flexibility and throw a mouth into the mix...
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Far-Queue
10/18/23 8:30:42 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
You could work on your flexibility and throw a mouth into the mix...
C-can this power be learned?!

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SilentSeph
10/18/23 8:31:06 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
or is stuck on someone else
Are they evil? You must defeat them!

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hockey7318
10/18/23 8:33:51 AM
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I feel like I remember Fa saying he could manage it back in the day, but I haven't had to resort to that. Thank god my wife likes me.
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