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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 10:04:04 AM
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Shes heavy though. Not absurdly so but damn those camera angles on the first few pics. What do?

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rexcrk
10/18/23 10:04:56 AM
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babynames.com

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UnfairRepresent
10/18/23 10:05:45 AM
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Talk to her?

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Umbreon
10/18/23 10:06:33 AM
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Heavy girls need love too.

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wesastro911
10/18/23 10:07:51 AM
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Wrap before you tap
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The_Popo
10/18/23 10:12:35 AM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
What do?

Buffet

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Jupiter
10/18/23 10:14:54 AM
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Talk to her since you clearly swiped right on her.

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2Pacavelli
10/18/23 10:23:39 AM
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If you don't like her don't get involved
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bigblu89
10/18/23 10:24:24 AM
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You matched. There's a reason for that.

Talk to her and see if there is something there other than your mutual physical attraction.


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10/18/23 11:02:37 AM
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WalkingPlague
10/18/23 11:12:01 AM
#12:


i love bbws. if they have an engaging personality, humorous, into geek culture i consider that a win.

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 12:37:16 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Talk to her since you clearly swiped right on her.
Based on the first two pictures. Not the last.

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PoopPotato
10/18/23 12:38:26 PM
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Take her out to eat, duh.

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 12:39:12 PM
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Not going to lie, not sure how this thing goes. Of all the girls to message me first on here your the first in a while that isnt an obvious scam.

Its throwing me off a bit.

what about this?

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solosnake
10/18/23 12:39:19 PM
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just ask her if she wants to hookup. Say you are only looking for casual right now. That way you dont have to worry about anything other than either A)sex or B) she says no thanks

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 12:41:20 PM
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solosnake posted...
just ask her if she wants to hookup. Say you are only looking for casual right now. That way you dont have to worry about anything other than either A)sex or B) she says no thanks
My house is a mess though. And shes 26 so very doubtful she has her own place. Car action isnt popular amongst normal people is it?

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ironman2009
10/18/23 12:42:28 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
My house is a mess though. And shes 26 so very doubtful she has her own place. Car action isnt popular amongst normal people is it?

not the large ones anyway.

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 12:47:49 PM
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Shes asking about sex and my views on it.

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ironman2009
10/18/23 12:48:57 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
Shes asking about sex and my views on it.

tell her your favorite view is from the back

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 12:49:05 PM
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Also need interesting questions for the 5 questions thing. Was going to avoid straight political shit but everything is.

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Cemith
10/18/23 12:49:21 PM
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More to hold on to

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Homeless_Waifu
10/18/23 12:51:43 PM
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dim the lights, put up the sun shield for your car, play that song from gran turismo 4 that plays whenever you loose in those special driving mission or whatever, roll the seats back!

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Pitlord_Special
10/18/23 12:54:22 PM
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Clean your place up, bring her over to smash, and then mount a decorative harpoon over your bed to commemorate the occasion.

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NoxObscuras
10/18/23 12:55:54 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
Not going to lie, not sure how this thing goes. Of all the girls to message me first on here your the first in a while that isnt an obvious scam.

Its throwing me off a bit.

what about this?
That's more of an internal thought. No need to share that with her. Just let her know what your intentions are, see if you both align and go from there. No need to overthink it.

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AceMos
10/18/23 12:55:59 PM
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just fucking talk to her we woman are not a alien species

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ColonizedMind
10/18/23 12:56:56 PM
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What should you do? The same thing you should always do in these situations, ask her not to shower for a day and then sniff them feet.
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WizardofHoth
10/18/23 12:58:28 PM
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Tinder and bumble are crappy dating get together sites. basically you have to wait for the women to make the first movie especially on Bumble

its like that Sadie Hawkins dance or whatever when you were in middle school and high school decades ago.

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Torgo
10/18/23 1:00:06 PM
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If you can't get past her weight, you won't be happy... it's a you problem but no one can demand you get over it, and it will only make things worse going forward.

Let her off nicely, be polite and don't lead her on, don't tell her it's because of her weight. No loss for anyone really, and move on.

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NittanyLions23
10/18/23 1:01:22 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
What do?

Her.
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BewmHedshot
10/18/23 1:06:20 PM
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Let her touch your penis stupid
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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 1:09:40 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I dropped the scam bit but were talking.

5 questions for me and 5 for her. I did 3 so far so I got to make the last 2 interesting. Give them to me.

@jeffhardyb0yz i need you fam.

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angeleyes94
10/18/23 1:09:55 PM
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Tell her ur only looking for a slam pig.

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NoxObscuras
10/18/23 1:10:50 PM
#37:


Rise_Makaveli posted...
I dropped the scam bit but were talking.

5 questions for me and 5 for her. I did 3 so far so I got to make the last 2 interesting. Give them to me.

@jeffhardyb0yz i need you fam.
What's this "5 questions" thing you keep mentioning?

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NPC
10/18/23 1:11:00 PM
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Let her touch your stupid penis
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potdnewb
10/18/23 1:11:06 PM
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im sure tc is the ultimate chad and she is well below his standards his hesitation is warranted
backslash sarcasm

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Rai_Jin
10/18/23 1:13:51 PM
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if you didn't actually expect someone to come to your house why even bother?

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 1:15:01 PM
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Rai_Jin posted...
if you didn't actually expect someone to come to your house why even bother?
Bro I got zero game idk what would happen.

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 1:21:37 PM
#43:


Alright told her I was working, got a few hours. Help me fam.

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NittanyLions23
10/18/23 1:33:49 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
Alright told her I was working, got a few hours. Help me fam.

Lying to her is cringe.

Im sorry, but Im done with this now
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faizan_faizan
10/18/23 1:40:05 PM
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Nah

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potdnewb
10/18/23 1:41:19 PM
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tc couldnt ever bother to post ai generated pictures

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Umbreon
10/18/23 1:41:47 PM
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Rise_Makaveli posted...
Alright told her I was working, got a few hours. Help me fam.


Question: Why right swipe if you're just going to be too scared to talk to her?

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Rise_Makaveli
10/18/23 1:47:58 PM
#49:


Umbreon posted...
Question: Why right swipe if you're just going to be too scared to talk to her?
She messaged me fam.
NittanyLions23 posted...
Lying to her is cringe.

Im sorry, but Im done with this now

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Because I didnt think Id get this far tbh. She seems genuinely interested in talking to me and idk why

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Xenogears15
10/18/23 1:48:50 PM
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My marriage started from my wife being the first one to send a message. Not saying that you'll go down that road with this chick, but to me that is always a good sign.

Go for it!

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