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Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:42:09 PM #1:	Not a big banana eater but decided to buy a bunch for the first time in my life (from the market at least). The sign said "bananas: 34 cents" so I grabbed a bunch and when the machine asked me how many I had I put in 1. So I got a bunch of bananas (like 8 individual bananas) for 34 cents. Did I commit a crime cuz that doesn't seem right --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735268] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Not a big banana eater but decided to buy a bunch for the first time in my life (from the market at least). The sign said "bananas: 34 cents" so I grabbed a bunch and when the machine asked me how many I had I put in 1. So I got a bunch of bananas (like 8 individual bananas) for 34 cents. Did I commit a crime cuz that doesn't seem right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 10/18/23 8:42:50 PM #2:	The FBI is already en route --- http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:976735279] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>The FBI is already en route </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:43:40 PM #3:	AvlButtslam posted... The FBI is already en route The Federal Banana Investigators can pry these bananas from my cold dead hands --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735303] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>AvlButtslam posted... </cite><quote>The FBI is already en route</quote>The Federal Banana Investigators can pry these bananas from my cold dead hands </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/18/23 8:44:01 PM #4:	Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today. Because of greed. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:976735310] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Yes, we have no bananas.We have no bananas today.Because of greed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruciferous 10/18/23 8:44:25 PM #5:	theres always money in the banana stand --- everything is going to b o k <cite>Cruciferous posted [p:976735322] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>theres always money in the banana stand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:45:54 PM #6:	They were Dole bananas so I think I did a morally good thing. I'm like banana Robin Hood if anything. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735361] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>They were Dole bananas so I think I did a morally good thing. I'm like banana Robin Hood if anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/18/23 8:47:01 PM #7:	How many can you fit in your mouth? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:976735385] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>How many can you fit in your mouth? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 10/18/23 8:48:27 PM #8:	Casually admitting to your crimes on a message board is a real power move I gotta say, TC. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:976735419] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Casually admitting to your crimes on a message board is a real power move I gotta say, TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:51:39 PM #9:	R1masher posted... How many can you fit in your mouth? They're pretty big ngl. Biggest bananas I've ever seen. Made it more confusing cuz the self checkout usually weighs the produce, so if I was wrong then the machine thought i had one massive ass banana on the scale. Maybe 2 tho if I was real hungry. UnsteadyOwl posted... Casually admitting to your crimes on a message board is a real power move I gotta say, TC. I'm innocent! --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735473] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>How many can you fit in your mouth?</quote>They're pretty big ngl. Biggest bananas I've ever seen. Made it more confusing cuz the self checkout usually weighs the produce, so if I was wrong then the machine thought i had one massive ass banana on the scale.Maybe 2 tho if I was real hungry.UnsteadyOwl posted... </cite><quote>Casually admitting to your crimes on a message board is a real power move I gotta say, TC.</quote>I'm innocent! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 10/18/23 8:52:13 PM #10:	b7 --- "I do not imply... that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies" - Karl Popper <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:976735486] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>b7 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 10/18/23 8:52:32 PM #11:	I would just be more careful next time. You should see the photos of the produce that grocery stores throw out. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:976735494] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>I would just be more careful next time. You should see the photos of the produce that grocery stores throw out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 10/18/23 8:52:53 PM #12:	Smashingpmkns posted... They're pretty big ngl. Biggest bananas I've ever seen. Made it more confusing cuz the self checkout usually weighs the produce, so if I was wrong then the machine thought i had one massive ass banana on the scale. Maybe 2 tho if I was real hungry. I'm innocent! Hot <cite>ZannoL posted [p:976735500] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite><quote>They're pretty big ngl. Biggest bananas I've ever seen. Made it more confusing cuz the self checkout usually weighs the produce, so if I was wrong then the machine thought i had one massive ass banana on the scale.Maybe 2 tho if I was real hungry.I'm innocent!</quote>Hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 10/18/23 8:54:14 PM #13:	Didn't the price catch your eye that something was wrong? I don't pay attention, but aren't bananas like $10? --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:976735527] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Didn't the price catch your eye that something was wrong? I don't pay attention, but aren't bananas like $10? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 10/18/23 8:55:15 PM #14:	This site doesn't take kindly to criminal scum. Poor market will never be able to financially recover from that shrink. --- Lancool II \| Z690 Tomahawk \|12700K \| Fuma 2 \| RTX 3070Ti \| 16GB 3600MHz \| FireCuda 530 1TB \| Inland NVMe 1TB \| RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:976735544] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>This site doesn't take kindly to criminal scum. Poor market will never be able to financially recover from that shrink. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:55:43 PM #15:	Tbh if I was wrong I blame the signage for not being more clear. What monster would break up a bunch of bananas just to buy one individual banana? That's serial killer shit. The FBI should go after that guy not me. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735555] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Tbh if I was wrong I blame the signage for not being more clear. What monster would break up a bunch of bananas just to buy one individual banana? That's serial killer shit. The FBI should go after that guy not me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/18/23 8:56:58 PM #16:	loafy013 posted... Didn't the price catch your eye that something was wrong? I don't pay attention, but aren't bananas like $10? No I think bananas should be free so paying 34 cents already felt kinda off but in my favor for this particular situation. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976735584] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>loafy013 posted... </cite><quote>Didn't the price catch your eye that something was wrong? I don't pay attention, but aren't bananas like $10?</quote>No I think bananas should be free so paying 34 cents already felt kinda off but in my favor for this particular situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 10/18/23 10:01:21 PM #17:	I got a free 30 Rack of Bush lite yesterday, and a Mum, so that was cool. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:976736700] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>I got a free 30 Rack of Bush lite yesterday, and a Mum, so that was cool. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 10/18/23 10:15:45 PM #18:	that's why most places just use a scale on the register. they just go off like 34 cents a pound or something. apples are surprisingly expensive even if they're on sale. i'll get like 3 apples and it'll be like $4. not expecting to pay over $1 per apple. --- This is a sig <cite>creativeme posted [p:976736879] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>that's why most places just use a scale on the register. they just go off like 34 cents a pound or something. apples are surprisingly expensive even if they're on sale. i'll get like 3 apples and it'll be like $4. not expecting to pay over $1 per apple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 10/18/23 10:16:32 PM #19:	Op is that anime girl from Aho-girl ! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAWfh3AAE8ya.png --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat "GREAT SHOT! RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY! GREAT SHOT!RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!" GUNSHOTS <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:976736887] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Op is that anime girl from Aho-girl !https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAWfh3AAE8ya.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 10/18/23 10:17:03 PM #20:	That was supposed to be the per pound price and usually the register is a scale. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:976736892] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>That was supposed to be the per pound price and usually the register is a scale. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VFalcone 10/18/23 10:18:31 PM #21:	You better stop monkeying around before you're sent to the concrete jungle <cite>VFalcone posted [p:976736915] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>You better stop monkeying around before you're sent to the concrete jungle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 10/18/23 10:20:33 PM #22:	One time I was getting like 80$ worth of crab from nugget but when they wrapped it up and put the sticker on it, the sticker they put on it was for like 2$ worth of bacon i noticed before I left I said nothing <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:976736954] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>One time I was getting like 80$ worth of crab from nugget but when they wrapped it up and put the sticker on it, the sticker they put on it was for like 2$ worth of bacon i noticed before I left I said nothing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noname13 10/18/23 10:21:10 PM #23:	writes it down on notepad <cite>Noname13 posted [p:976736972] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>writes it down on notepad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 10/18/23 10:24:02 PM #24:	Yeah most places have it where they charge you by the pound, and you have to weigh it at the register --- Big yellow joint big yellow joint I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:976737008] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Yeah most places have it where they charge you by the pound, and you have to weigh it at the register </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 10/18/23 10:24:41 PM #25:	FrozenBananas posted... Yeah most places have it where they charge you by lb, and you have to weigh it at the register Some items are by weight and some items are by quantity <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:976737023] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite><quote>Yeah most places have it where they charge you by lb, and you have to weigh it at the register</quote>Some items are by weight and some items are by quantity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 10/18/23 10:24:52 PM #26:	Prepare for DK to come whoop your ass --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:976737028] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Prepare for DK to come whoop your ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Babidi123 10/18/23 10:27:48 PM #27:	Modded <cite>Babidi123 posted [p:976737079] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Modded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 10/18/23 10:54:47 PM #28:	Rare leaked image of TC ~~https://imgur.com/PFnQxBR~~ --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:976737499] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Rare leaked image of TChttps://imgur.com/PFnQxBR </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 10/18/23 11:00:34 PM #29:	Help! Thief! I've been robbed! Help me catch the thief! https://youtu.be/lQf0OTQcgUA --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:976737580] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Help! Thief! I've been robbed!Help me catch the thief!https://youtu.be/lQf0OTQcgUA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 10/18/23 11:01:38 PM #30:	Tbh the fault is on the store. They're supposed to have a tally man to tally your bananas. --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:976737593] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Tbh the fault is on the store. They're supposed to have a tally man to tally your bananas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ajiri 10/18/23 11:06:54 PM #31:	Lol it happens all the time don't worry, the grocery store is still making money hand over fist, the last time this happened to me was I had an item sitting on the little shelf of the cart and forgot to put it on the check out conveyor, even the cashier didn't notice the item so I accidently got free food lmao --- WIRED https://www.youtube.com/user/wired <cite>Ajiri posted [p:976737653] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>Lol it happens all the time don't worry, the grocery store is still making money hand over fist, the last time this happened to me was I had an item sitting on the little shelf of the cart and forgot to put it on the check out conveyor, even the cashier didn't notice the item so I accidently got free food lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IMNOTRAGED 10/18/23 11:07:08 PM #32:	I stole an apple fritter the other day cause I didn't see where to pay for it. Less an accident and more me not caring to inconvenience myself to pay for something that was going to be thrown out anyway --- http://i.imgur.com/kkm3QaD.jpg "Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people." <cite>IMNOTRAGED posted [p:976737656] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>I stole an apple fritter the other day cause I didn't see where to pay for it. Less an accident and more me not caring to inconvenience myself to pay for something that was going to be thrown out anyway </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperSaiyanTien 10/19/23 12:02:30 AM #33:	creativeme posted... i'll get like 3 apples and it'll be like $4. not expecting to pay over $1 per apple. This is why I always go apple picking in the fall and get like 20~ lbs. My local place charges only 1.36 a lb and I'll end up having apples for a few months by freezing & canning them. Fresh-picked apples last surprisingly long in the fridge, too. --- "Well, maybe the Dirt Dragon should have thought about that before taking over the opera house." - Lord_Bob_Bree <cite>SuperSaiyanTien posted [p:976738316] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>creativeme posted... </cite><quote>i'll get like 3 apples and it'll be like $4. not expecting to pay over $1 per apple.</quote>This is why I always go apple picking in the fall and get like 20~ lbs. My local place charges only 1.36 a lb and I'll end up having apples for a few months by freezing & canning them. Fresh-picked apples last surprisingly long in the fridge, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/19/23 12:06:31 AM #34:	You monster --- And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:976738361] in I think i ... [t:80597161]...</cite> <quote>You monster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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