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GeraldDarko
10/30/23 3:03:29 PM
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Did once back when I was 16 or so. Unzipping it was the worst part. Only drew a little blood, but it was sore for a few days.


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LoveLikeJazz
10/30/23 3:06:36 PM
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Actually yes, once when I was a teenager. Right at the very tip, and that shit hurt for sure, but I didn't bleed I don't think. I didn't have to "unzip" it either lol that's gnarly.

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brestugo
10/30/23 3:08:47 PM
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Not me, but another kid in HS. It was right at the end of PE class. About 10 minutes into the next class, we heard an ambulance pull in.

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GunmaN1905
10/30/23 3:10:10 PM
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No. And I prefer pants with buttons.
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mercurydude
10/30/23 3:11:31 PM
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The closest I came to it was getting pubes caught in there. Still hurt from the pinching, but not near as much as the other would have.

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GeraldDarko
10/30/23 3:12:09 PM
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brestugo posted...
Not me, but another kid in HS. It was right at the end of PE class. About 10 minutes into the next class, we heard an ambulance pull in.
After seeing There's Something About Mary, I was afraid I'd need an ambulance, but I was fine. I was at home, but I was worried about the embarrassment of having to call for an ambulance.

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MabusIncarnate
10/30/23 3:13:12 PM
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I zipped my scrote once, yeah.

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brestugo
10/30/23 3:18:13 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
After seeing There's Something About Mary, I was afraid I'd need an ambulance, but I was fine. I was at home, but I was worried about the embarrassment of having to call for an ambulance.

We all kinda laughed at the time, but looking back, it had to be totally embarrasing for the guy. Other guys in the PE class class couldn't wait to tell what happened.

Nice guy too. Probably why (AFAIK) no one ever gave him shit about it afterwards. Three kids, so I guess everything worked out OK down there.

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DirkDiggles
10/30/23 3:19:35 PM
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BEANS AND FRANKS!!!
BEANS AND FRANKS!!!

/caps

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PeteyParker
10/30/23 3:21:55 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
BEANS AND FRANKS!!!
BEANS AND FRANKS!!!

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*Frank and Beans

Also well how the hell do you get the beans above the frank?

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Lordgold666
10/30/23 3:30:51 PM
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Not since being a very young child

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brestugo
10/30/23 3:32:59 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
*Frank and Beans

Also well how the hell do you get the beans above the frank?

That guy kind of stole every scene he was in, IMO.

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BlueTigerLion
10/30/23 3:34:53 PM
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Nope. Isn't that the point of underwear to have a layer before the zipper.

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Pitlord_Special
10/30/23 3:35:20 PM
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I dont go commando except on rare occasions and Im extra careful of it when I put my pants on if I do

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PeteyParker
10/30/23 3:38:17 PM
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brestugo posted...
That guy kind of stole every scene he was in, IMO.

He was masturbating!

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brestugo
10/30/23 3:45:04 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
He was masturbating!

Somewhere I have the director's cut of that movie and they said (during the commentary) that the whole ambulance scene was improvised, including accidentally dropping the gurney. They just wanted to get some general ideas for the scene before doing something scripted, but that run looked so ridiculous they went with it.

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garan
10/30/23 4:27:28 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
Nope. Isn't that the point of underwear to have a layer before the zipper.


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MarcyWarcy
10/30/23 4:28:26 PM
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once. it didnt cut anything but it hurt like hell

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MatzoTov
10/30/23 4:30:09 PM
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no thank god

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hereforemnant
10/30/23 4:30:39 PM
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I just dropped trou a bit & pull it out to piss, no one should be looking anyway, so why would I risk sticking it through the hole?

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PeteyParker
10/30/23 6:17:08 PM
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brestugo posted...
Somewhere I have the director's cut of that movie and they said (during the commentary) that the whole ambulance scene was improvised, including accidentally dropping the gurney. They just wanted to get some general ideas for the scene before doing something scripted, but that run looked so ridiculous they went with it.

That's fantastic. I love that.

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brestugo
10/30/23 6:55:54 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
That's fantastic. I love that.

Makes the re-watch even funnier, IMO.

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VeesMcGees
10/30/23 6:56:54 PM
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I had it happen numerous times as a little kid when I wore zip-up pajamas. I never had it after that though.
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thronedfire2
10/30/23 6:57:52 PM
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once or twice


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Sandalorn
10/30/23 6:58:03 PM
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I had a long beard for awhile so had plenty of jacket zipper incidents.

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