Current Events > Has anyone noticed Robert Pattinson says weird things in interviews

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Just saw someone tweet a quote from this article

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/robert-pattinson-designed-this-elegant-ear-shaped-sofa

There was a time when the only piece of furniture I had for about six months was an inflatable boat that would double as my couch, bed, and dining table. I loved it very much but it caused a lot of back problems.

Of course people seem to be taking this at face value. But I recalled something. This isn't the first time he has said something outlandish

I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.

I have extraordinarily heavy saliva. Its funny, I noticed it the other day. If I try to spit, I can only get it about a foot. Someone informed me the other day its because Ive got heavy saliva. I thought it was because I didnt have much lip power Have you ever had someone spit on you in kind of an erotic way? Its pretty great.

[The best smell is] definitely the scent of when youre in love with someone, and the smell is incredible. It brings out an animal side of being human. And the worst smell um. I dont really mind grimy stuff. I love the smell of things people really hate, but burning hair is revolting Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon Like Im embalmed.

"The first time I went to see the circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died. His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him.

I'm sure some people have noticed but people seem to be still falling for his purposefully bullshit stories and it's pretty hilarious.

He comes across as someone who was forced to become famous due to a witch's curse and he's just been resigned to it the entire time.

Does he bathe regularly now?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a6802b02.jpg

Punished_Blinx posted...

"The first time I went to see the circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died. His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him.

I imagine that witnessing a clownsplosion as a child left him scarred in ways we can't truly comprehend. I'm so sorry for him.

He's basically our generations Joaquin Phoenix