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02/01/24 10:01:19 AM
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k1zzl3_82
02/01/24 10:50:26 AM
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Carl was a cop. Probably tussled with people that uncle Phil never did.

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ShaneMcComez
02/01/24 10:52:09 AM
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Yeah I'd definitely take the one with police training over the other.

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SaltyWet
02/01/24 10:52:54 AM
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Youre making comparisons between these two for a reason

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SaikyoStyle
02/01/24 11:08:59 AM
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Uncle Phil because hes also The Shredder.

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FortuneCookie
02/01/24 11:14:31 AM
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Uncle Phil was a larger man and was shown to be more physical. When he threw Jazz out the door, it was funny because that was something he could physically do. When Will or Hilary did the same to Jazz, the joke didn't work because neither of them would have had the strength to do that. And he played football.

Now, if Carl had a dose of Bruce Juice, then it would be a different story:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75f114d6.jpg
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mach25687
02/01/24 11:25:06 AM
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Carl cause he has a gun and ain't afraid to use it.

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nocturnal_traveler
02/01/24 11:29:04 AM
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Carl has way more advantages. Police training, a gun, and a super genius neighbor willing to tip the scales in his favor.

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YoBlazer
02/01/24 11:30:25 AM
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Carl Winslow is 5'8"
Uncle Phil is 6'5"

The size difference is enormous, and Phil also had the much more intimidating physique. He was strong-fat, whereas Carl was just fat. Police training or not, Carl can't hang with the Unc.

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FortuneCookie
02/01/24 11:32:21 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPbEOKzzUA
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Jupiter
02/01/24 11:32:23 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Uncle Phil was a larger man and was shown to be more physical. When he threw Jazz out the door, it was funny because that was something he could physically do. When Will or Hilary did the same to Jazz, the joke didn't work because neither of them would have had the strength to do that. And he played football.

Now, if Carl had a dose of Bruce Juice, then it would be a different story:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75f114d6.jpg
Lmao I don't think I've seen this episode.

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YoBlazer
02/01/24 11:34:08 AM
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Omg there's an outtake clip of them together which just made my morning

https://youtu.be/IK5jb2ISCik?si=u3shid66PB-gdcEk

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NoxObscuras
02/01/24 11:34:15 AM
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Assuming they're both unarmed, then Uncle Phil takes the win, easily. Police training doesn't do anything for a street fight and Phil has the size and strength advantage

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Jupiter
02/01/24 11:37:14 AM
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YoBlazer posted...
Omg there's an outtake clip of them together which just made my morning

https://youtu.be/IK5jb2ISCik?si=u3shid66PB-gdcEk
First time I saw that was when someone posted it on here a couple years ago. I love how genuine his reaction was to James/Uncle Phil.

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FortuneCookie
02/01/24 12:00:48 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Lmao I don't think I've seen this episode.

I highly recommend it. Urkel and Carl become captives of a biker gang before entering a transformation chamber to turn themselves into fighting clones of Bruce Lee. (They claim it'll turn them into Bruce Springsteen.)

Also, I just found out that Jaleel White and Bruce Lee share the same birthday. November 27th.
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SaikyoStyle
02/01/24 1:03:03 PM
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mach25687 posted...
Carl cause he has a gun and ain't afraid to use it.
He used to be afraid to use it. Hes not anymore.

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PraetorXyn
02/01/24 1:04:30 PM
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Assuming its a fist fight and Carl cant just shoot him, Uncle Phil easy.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/01/24 1:06:32 PM
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I'd be interested in the results of Carl shooting Uncle Phil. Would Carl's police brotherhood be able to protect him from shooting a judge?

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cjsdowg
02/01/24 1:12:33 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
He used to be afraid to use it. Hes not anymore.

He only shoots children

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FortuneCookie
02/01/24 10:35:29 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
He only shoots children

He didn't have any problem perpetuating a cycle of Carl on Karl violence.
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gamer167
02/01/24 10:37:54 PM
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Uncle Phil was a unit
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jumi
02/01/24 10:38:32 PM
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Uncle Phil would beat that ass.

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rideshort
02/01/24 10:42:47 PM
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Until I see Carl Winslow do this. Philip Banks takes this.
https://youtu.be/WXfd_ACsNGI?si=eDHuW-yIitafcA_6

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nocturnal_traveler
02/02/24 2:17:55 AM
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rideshort posted...
Until I see Carl Winslow do this. Philip Banks takes this.
https://youtu.be/WXfd_ACsNGI?si=eDHuW-yIitafcA_6
Damn! Uncle Phil is strong!

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Torgo
02/02/24 2:19:52 AM
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Uncle Phil, it's not even close.

Officer Winslow would have to defer to the orders of a Judge to begin with, but also Uncle Phil is secretly the Shredder.

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Guns_of_Verdun
02/02/24 3:03:27 PM
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"Geoffrey? Break out Lucille"

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God_of_6strings
02/02/24 3:09:13 PM
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Uncle Phil has size on him big time
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GuerrillaSoldier
02/02/24 3:10:45 PM
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uncle phil is literally stronger, bigger, and more in control of situations. he'll dominate.


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Venixon
02/02/24 3:20:13 PM
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I don't know.

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AgentCoulson
02/02/24 6:04:09 PM
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Uncle Phil would rip out Carl's liver and eat it R A W.

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Irony
02/02/24 6:05:05 PM
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The alive one

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Fin_Dawg_004
02/02/24 6:08:15 PM
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YoBlazer posted...
Omg there's an outtake clip of them together which just made my morning


Lol this is great


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