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UnfairRepresent
02/05/24 4:38:04 PM
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Crimsoness
02/05/24 4:39:16 PM
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That's hot

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Rharyx211
02/05/24 4:39:47 PM
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Nice.

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AceMos
02/05/24 4:40:09 PM
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which was the original plan

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NeonTentacles
02/05/24 4:40:42 PM
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w-what?

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Incredible
02/05/24 4:40:54 PM
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Do she got penis

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Murphiroth
02/05/24 4:41:23 PM
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Incredible posted...
Do she got penis

When she wants to.
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UnfairRepresent
02/05/24 4:42:09 PM
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Incredible posted...
Do she got penis
Her superpower is that she can change form

So she can grow a penis at will. But her natural state is female

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Spurner
02/05/24 4:46:55 PM
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Would BAMF!
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Xenogears15
02/05/24 5:00:19 PM
#10:


I always thought that this could be possible as a kid. Was really shocked to find out they weren't related. Guess Marvel read my mind and made it reality. Nice.

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creativerealms
02/05/24 5:01:55 PM
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This was a scrapped idea from the 1980s. The original idea was that Mystique was the father and Destiny was the mother. Of course the higher ups at Marvel would never go for that.

It seems every idea has a chance of happening eventually thanks to Retcons.

And you know what. This is still better then Azazel which was a nonsensical story from a nonsensical comic run.


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Jupiter
02/05/24 5:02:38 PM
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creativerealms posted...
This was a scrapped idea from the 1980s.
They brought it back. I remember reading about it a few weeks/months ago either here or the comics board.

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TheSavageDragon
02/05/24 5:05:48 PM
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Xenogears15 posted...
I always thought that this could be possible as a kid. Was really shocked to find out they weren't related. Guess Marvel read my mind and made it reality. Nice.

They have been related for decades. It's just that Mystique was the one who got pregnant. Two decades ago they made it so she got pregnant with another demonic looking mutant's child. And now she's the baby daddy as was originally intended.
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creativerealms
02/05/24 5:06:12 PM
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Jupiter posted...
They brought it back. I remember reading about it a few weeks/months ago either here or the comics board.
I know, that's what's so funny about it.

Again I'm sure it makes more sense then the Azazel thing from twenty years ago.

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Verdekal
02/05/24 5:06:57 PM
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Does Nightcrawler have an arch nemesis to feed their parents to and then find out they were his too?

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Ratchetrockon
02/05/24 5:07:10 PM
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Daniel_Berkhart
02/05/24 5:08:30 PM
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Is Destiny the mom now?
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specialkid8
02/05/24 5:08:44 PM
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Did she shapeshift her eggs into sperm?

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TheSavageDragon
02/05/24 5:09:29 PM
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Daniel_Berkhart posted...
Is Destiny the mom now?

Yup, she's the one who carried Kurt to term.
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AceMos
02/05/24 5:10:00 PM
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Daniel_Berkhart posted...
Is Destiny the mom now?
yep

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Simon_Gruber
02/05/24 5:15:03 PM
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Do she and Sabretooth still have that racist son?
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creativerealms
02/05/24 5:15:04 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Did she shapeshift her eggs into sperm?
Possibly, if she has total control over her shape to a genetic level it's possible. One limitation I can see is that she would have to remain in one shape for nine months when/if she gets pregnant.

I don't know all of Mystique's children in the comics or what has and hasn't been retconned but in addition to nightcrawler there is also Grayson Creed the son of her and Sabertooth. So she has been the mother and father now of different children.

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/24 5:17:01 PM
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Daniel_Berkhart posted...
Is Destiny the mom now?
yes

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Background_Guy
02/05/24 5:56:23 PM
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Raiden2909
02/05/24 6:25:24 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Possibly, if she has total control over her shape to a genetic level it's possible. One limitation I can see is that she would have to remain in one shape for nine months when/if she gets pregnant.

I don't know all of Mystique's children in the comics or what has and hasn't been retconned but in addition to nightcrawler there is also Graydon Creed the son of her and Sabertooth. So she has been the mother and father now of different children.
Thats pretty much her power, She can alter herself down to the genetic level so she pretty much shapeshifted into Azazel(Just to not completely remove him from the picture) mimicking him perfectly.. down to well.. the semen, which she then used when have sex with destiny. Then fake her own pregnancy with her powers to just give herself a baby bump to trick her human husband she was with at the time
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AlCalavicci
02/05/24 6:42:38 PM
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Raiden2909 posted...
Thats pretty much her power, She can alter herself down to the genetic level so she pretty much shapeshifted into Azazel(Just to not completely remove him from the picture) mimicking him perfectly.. down to well.. the semen, which she then used when have sex with destiny. Then fake her own pregnancy with her powers to just give herself a baby bump to trick her human husband she was with at the time

The question I have, is - is the sperm carrying Mystique's DNA or Azazel's DNA? No matter which one the answer is, can Mystique choose which DNA the sperm carries?

Nightcrawler turned out blue, so I guess it's Mystique's DNA?

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/24 6:56:36 PM
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I mean I might be exposing myself here but if she can turn into someone so perfectly she can pass retinal and fingerprint scanners. Surely that goes right down to the DNA?

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TheSavageDragon
02/05/24 7:02:33 PM
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It's a guess at this point. The belief used to be that she couldn't copy DNA because that would mean she would have access to the powers of the mutants she has pretended to be over the years. But now it seems she did actually copied Azazel's DNA in order to birth Kurt.
I like saying that out loud....birth Kurt. Though I guess now it's conceive Kurt.

EDIT: And I'm ignoring the whole Days Of Future Past movie using her DNA for the power replicating Sentinels as that was never a thing she was shown to be able to do.
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WingsOfGood
02/05/24 7:06:33 PM
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very breedable

she could clone the DNA of all the mutants and produce babies of them all
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/05/24 7:18:12 PM
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This is just stupid and laughable bullshit.

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RamenNoodles
02/05/24 7:26:03 PM
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Nightcrawler is awesome. His original origin was so simple snd perfect, every so many years they do more and more to make it a cringeworthy muddled mess
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AceMos
02/05/24 7:47:02 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is just stupid and laughable bullshit.
why

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Dakimakura
02/05/24 7:48:57 PM
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The worm game?

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creativerealms
02/05/24 8:24:11 PM
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RamenNoodles posted...
Nightcrawler is awesome. His original origin was so simple snd perfect, every so many years they do more and more to make it a cringeworthy muddled mess
It is overly complicated. There was a reason this idea was dismissed back in the day and should have remained that way.


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TheSavageDragon
02/05/24 8:26:28 PM
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creativerealms posted...
It is overly complicated. There was a reason this idea was dismissed back in the day and should have remained that way.

I very much doubt the reason was because it's overly complicated. Most major Marvel & DC characters have an overly complicated history.
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AceMos
02/05/24 8:27:15 PM
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creativerealms posted...
It is overly complicated. There was a reason this idea was dismissed back in the day and should have remained that way.
it was denied originally out of homophobia

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Link_of_time
02/05/24 8:37:05 PM
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^most likely that was the reason, but I do agree that this is just overly complicated for Kurt's origin. Still interesting though and completely inline with comic stories.
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AceMos
02/05/24 8:39:48 PM
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Link_of_time posted...
^most likely that was the reason, but I do agree that this is just overly complicated for Kurt's origin. Still interesting though and completely inline with comic stories.
the original plan was mystqiue just took a male form and got destiny pregnant

no DNA stuff

this retcon only exists to restore the original intent

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creativerealms
02/05/24 8:43:22 PM
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AceMos posted...
it was denied originally out of homophobia
No doubt that's part of it but it was never a good idea. That's just my opinion.

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AceMos
02/05/24 8:44:44 PM
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creativerealms posted...
No doubt that's part of it but it was never a good idea.
a mutant can have weather control powers do to DNA cus X-gene

but a shape shifter who can make them selfs male and get a woman pregnant THAT MAKES NO SENSE

seriously all the massive nonsense in x-men and this is the thing you draw a line for

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Murphiroth
02/05/24 10:25:13 PM
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creativerealms posted...
No doubt that's part of it but it was never a good idea.

Why? If this had been done as originally intended it wouldn't even be that complicated. Mystique turned into a dude and did the deed.

It's only complicated now because they have to work with the Azazel stuff.

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Revisited
02/05/24 10:29:20 PM
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Dang so mystique is both the father and mother? Marvel is so kinky more than DC
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AceMos
02/05/24 10:35:35 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Why? If this had been done as originally intended it wouldn't even be that complicated. Mystique turned into a dude and did the deed.

It's only complicated now because they have to work with the Azazel stuff.
they probably should have just ignored the azazel stuff

as from what i understands its not a popular thing to start with

and has not been mentioned in decades

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TheSavageDragon
02/05/24 10:36:06 PM
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Revisited posted...
Dang so mystique is both the father and mother? Marvel is so kinky more than DC

If you think that's crazy you should read up on the time a villain raped Captain Marvel, then Ms Marvel, and fathered himself. That's easily the most bonkers wtf shit any of the Big Two ever produced.
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AceMos
02/05/24 10:37:30 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
If you think that's crazy you should read up on the time a villain raped Captain Marvel, then Ms Marvel, and fathered himself. That's easily the most bonkers wtf shit any of the Big Two ever produced.
and then the avengers gleefully let said rapist kidnap carol away to his pocket dimension and sent her off to be trapped with her rapist forever in a timeless void smiling while they did it

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rideshort
02/05/24 10:45:07 PM
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So let's retcon Azazel being the father. Cool.

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AceMos
02/05/24 10:50:20 PM
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rideshort posted...
So let's retcon Azazel being the father. Cool.
him being the father was a retcon in the first place that went against the intent of the creators

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/24 10:52:43 PM
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AceMos posted...
and then the avengers gleefully let said rapist kidnap carol away to his pocket dimension and sent her off to be trapped with her rapist forever in a timeless void smiling while they did it
wut

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AceMos
02/05/24 10:55:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
wut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIaUi4DDui4

here this video explains it well

warning you will want to take a shower in boiling acid from this "comic"

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Guide
02/05/24 10:55:48 PM
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Evolution did it too, and it was fine there.

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