Current Events > How come James Bond never has to seduce an ugly chick?

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Guns_of_Verdun 02/06/24 7:32:12 AM #1:	They're always models. I wanna see the time that the communist commander's wife is a hideious fat blob and Bond has to hold his nose as he puts the moves on her. --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:978683662] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>They're always models.I wanna see the time that the communist commander's wife is a hideious fat blob and Bond has to hold his nose as he puts the moves on her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/06/24 7:33:36 AM #2:	No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo. --- Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God! <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:978683676] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/06/24 7:33:56 AM #3:	You don't send your top agent/seducer to do a job that any old operative can do. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978683680] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>You don't send your top agent/seducer to do a job that any old operative can do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 02/06/24 7:35:07 AM #4:	mustachedmystic posted... stop kinkshaming --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:978683694] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite>stop kinkshaming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 02/06/24 7:35:40 AM #5:	mustachedmystic posted... No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo. Who wanted to see James Bond get his balls tortured while tied to a chair? Sometimes plot progression isn't based on what we want to see --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:978683699] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>No one, except maybe you wants to see a suave secret agent seduce a fugly hippo.</quote>Who wanted to see James Bond get his balls tortured while tied to a chair?Sometimes plot progression isn't based on what we want to see </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alles-Losen 02/06/24 7:36:26 AM #6:	They should cast Lizzo as a bond girl and have James totally play it straight. --- Initiating the algorithm for combating unknown foes... <cite>Alles-Losen posted [p:978683706] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>They should cast Lizzo as a bond girl and have James totally play it straight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 02/06/24 7:36:41 AM #7:	How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:978683708] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 02/06/24 7:38:25 AM #8:	"For England, James?" "No, for fat chicks." --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:978683729] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>"For England, James?""No, for fat chicks." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/06/24 7:41:15 AM #9:	GiftedACIII posted... How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly How come badly injured cops in TV and movies discharge themselves from hospital on their deathbed and go back to working the case. When in real life, they'll take the pension and compensation if they stub their toe getting out of a police car? --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978683759] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite><quote>How come cops in cop shows are always fit, badass and attractive instead of overweight and cowardly</quote>How come badly injured cops in TV and movies discharge themselves from hospital on their deathbed and go back to working the case.When in real life, they'll take the pension and compensation if they stub their toe getting out of a police car? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 02/06/24 7:45:02 AM #10:	Off topic but it amazes me dat people still watch NCIS. I used to catch it every week, but after 8 or 9 seasons, it got old. --- Getting high and playing video games is the best! I swear to ducking God! <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:978683792] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>Off topic but it amazes me dat people still watch NCIS. I used to catch it every week, but after 8 or 9 seasons, it got old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleOutsider 02/06/24 7:47:01 AM #11:	Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive. --- Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! <cite>PurpleOutsider posted [p:978683809] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 02/06/24 7:56:37 AM #12:	Bond refuses to take on a mission if the skirt isn't up to standard. He managed to get it written into his employment contract. --- The shadows are marching. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:978683894] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>Bond refuses to take on a mission if the skirt isn't up to standard. He managed to get it written into his employment contract. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 02/08/24 10:12:01 PM #13:	Because villains hire only hot women, because they are shallow like that. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:978737852] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>Because villains hire only hot women, because they are shallow like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dioxxys 02/08/24 10:13:04 PM #14:	Because fantasy isn't reality. <cite>dioxxys posted [p:978737875] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>Because fantasy isn't reality. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 02/08/24 10:13:52 PM #15:	cause uggos don't exist in his world. imagine a super villain with an ugly wife/mistress lmao --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:978737898] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>cause uggos don't exist in his world. imagine a super villain with an ugly wife/mistress lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guns_of_Verdun 02/11/24 7:31:38 PM #17:	PurpleOutsider posted... Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive. If you say so You'd think after a few years they'd move on to new girls and their "wife" would let herself go. --- http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv <cite>Guns_of_Verdun posted [p:978788265] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>PurpleOutsider posted... </cite><quote>Most of the ones he seduces are trophy wives or mistresses of multi-millionaires. It makes sense that they would be attractive.</quote>If you say soYou'd think after a few years they'd move on to new girls and their "wife" would let herself go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 02/11/24 7:35:37 PM #18:	I'm glad Sascha Baron Cohen at least got to play that joke out to the absolute nastiest way possible in the Brothers Grimsby. Next Bond has to fuck at least one whale before the end of that run. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:978788362] in How come J... [t:80689369]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad Sascha Baron Cohen at least got to play that joke out to the absolute nastiest way possible in the Brothers Grimsby.Next Bond has to fuck at least one whale before the end of that run. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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