Current Events > $11,000,000 but you can only have sex with women who weigh over 300lbs.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 2:24:13 PM
#1:


Money is after tax but if you take it then the only women you will be able to sleep with will be over 300lbs.

Inverse to men over 350lbs if that way inclined.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7a9737ff.jpg

Would you take it?

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
garan
02/23/24 4:26:44 PM
#2:


I don't need that much money and I would never have sex with a woman that obese.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus
02/23/24 4:33:48 PM
#3:


I mean, I guess.

---
~Drewnami~
A beacon of Light from a burning screen.
... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars
02/23/24 4:34:37 PM
#4:


Too much money to pass up.

---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0
Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter.
... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto
02/23/24 4:35:43 PM
#5:


pass

---
Don't you agree, Zach?
https://streamable.com/enq4r7
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek
02/23/24 4:36:30 PM
#6:


Money. I can just not have sex and enjoy a rich "selfcel" lifestyle if need be.

---
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy
02/23/24 4:37:29 PM
#7:


All the virgins on this board would take the offer for free. Look where you are.

---
PSN ID: sled_dogs76
60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton
... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars
02/23/24 4:39:44 PM
#8:


archizzy posted...
All the virgins on this board would take the offer for free. Look where you are.

I mean, the scenerio doesn't imply you have to have sex with someone over that weight, only that your selection of potential partners is now limited to those over those weights. Virgins still going to be virgins unless they're spending that money on overweight hookers.

---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0
Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter.
... Copied to Clipboard!
OrangeCrush980
02/23/24 4:41:31 PM
#9:


Yes because I'm a forever virgin for certain reasons anyway.

---
"Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness... Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself."
- Vergil, DMC3
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 4:42:52 PM
#10:


Kradek posted...
Money. I can just not have sex and enjoy a rich "selfcel" lifestyle if need be.
I mean sure but you could also just date a fat chick


---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie
02/23/24 4:43:32 PM
#11:


__starsnostars posted...
Too much money to pass up.


---
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
... Copied to Clipboard!
thekosmicfool
02/23/24 4:43:52 PM
#12:


At least with that much money I have a chance at having sex with SOMEONE, eventually, maybe.

---
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras
02/23/24 4:43:55 PM
#13:


So if I take the money does my gf suddenly gain weight? Because that would be cruel to her (she's 4'11)

---
Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras
Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven
02/23/24 4:43:58 PM
#14:


Im asexual so nothing changes other than money. Fuck yeah.

---
'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 4:44:22 PM
#15:


NoxObscuras posted...
So if I take the money does my gf suddenly gain weight?

No

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7
02/23/24 4:45:01 PM
#16:


Even 300 lb women don't wanna fuck me so nothing changes except I'm now very rich

---
My maid will hear about this.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek
02/23/24 4:45:46 PM
#17:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean sure but you could also just date a fat chick

300 lb is not fat, it's obese.

Not saying you're wrong in thought, only your terminology.

---
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23
02/23/24 4:46:41 PM
#18:


I've done women that big before, but never with 11 mil in my account. Sign me up.

---
Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 4:46:47 PM
#19:


Kradek posted...
300 lb is not fat, it's obese.

Not saying you're wrong in thought, only your terminology.
Obese people are fat

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7
02/23/24 4:49:56 PM
#20:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Obese people are fat
Obese people are fat but not all fat people are obese.

---
My maid will hear about this.
... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard
02/23/24 5:03:58 PM
#21:


My wife:
https://youtu.be/8bn1na6wg3I?si=F-mte1sQPKb5fYgk

---
You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 5:27:49 PM
#22:


Looks like yes is dominating

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat
02/23/24 5:44:12 PM
#23:


take the money and begin my search for my super tall giantess gf.

---
?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Waxitron_Gazer
02/23/24 5:45:15 PM
#24:


absolutely, im asexual.

---
five, five, five, jack -five nobs
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
02/23/24 5:46:57 PM
#25:


BucketCat posted...
take the money and begin my search for my super tall giantess gf.
Strongwoman competition mommy.

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida
02/23/24 6:13:41 PM
#26:


What if she's the size of Shaq?

---
lolAmerica
... Copied to Clipboard!
PraxagoraKassan
02/23/24 6:16:16 PM
#27:


I would like to have sex but I don't think money is what decides it tbh

---
triple down
... Copied to Clipboard!
SecretBase
02/23/24 6:17:04 PM
#28:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Looks like yes is dominating

There's no downside for half the board since they have no sexual opportunities to begin with.

---
Stop it. Get some help.
... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon
02/23/24 6:21:02 PM
#29:


SecretBase posted...
There's no downside for half the board since they have no sexual opportunities to begin with.
And there's no downside for me either

---
Dolphins are people too!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
... Copied to Clipboard!
#30
Post #30 was unavailable or deleted.
LeoRavus
02/23/24 6:25:54 PM
#31:


I'd get castrated for 11 mill

---
This is where cool people write stuff.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102
02/23/24 6:28:05 PM
#32:


No deal, I love my wife's body too much.

---
"I dreamt I was a moron."
... Copied to Clipboard!
alfred_ashford
02/23/24 6:33:03 PM
#33:


I voted no out of disgust but then thought about it a little more. You can still do plenty without having sex. Cunnilingus, analingus, tit play, handjob, bdsm, regular toying etc etc. Hell you could just have two attractive women do depraved things to each other in person and jerk it to that. Theres def workarounds to this situation. Or just jerk of to porn in general. Idk i have a wife and kids so until those kiddos grow up im not having as much sex as id like to anyway.

---
Jackie Chan is the nicest guy but everyone wants to mess with him - Pablo Francisco
... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo
02/23/24 6:34:17 PM
#34:


How tall?

---
Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23
Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23
... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoro
02/23/24 6:34:30 PM
#35:


Kradek posted...
Money. I can just not have sex and enjoy a rich "selfcel" lifestyle if need be.


---
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
... Copied to Clipboard!
lydiaquayle
02/23/24 6:35:30 PM
#36:


What about $5 million, and I'd let the fat girl suck my dick?

---
[Feminist][CisGender][Straight Supporter][Non-Binary]
I'm not Ashamed to Dress 'like a Woman' because I don't think it's Shameful to be a Woman. ~Iggy Pop~
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl
02/23/24 6:38:29 PM
#37:


Hell no. Hard pass >_>

---
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
02/23/24 6:39:19 PM
#38:


NeonOPPAl posted...
Hell no. Hard pass >_>
Clearly not all boobs.

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl
02/23/24 6:39:52 PM
#39:


ellis123 posted...
Clearly not all boobs.
I know I preach that all boobs are beautiful, but there is a limit >_>

---
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123
02/23/24 6:40:49 PM
#40:


NeonOPPAl posted...
I know I preach that all boobs are beautiful, but there is a limit >_>
So far your limits seem to show up pretty easily.

---
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!"
My FC is in my profile.
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl
02/23/24 6:53:43 PM
#41:


ellis123 posted...
So far your limits seem to show up pretty easily.
More training as a Titty Meister is clearly required

---
https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc
https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek
02/23/24 7:00:16 PM
#42:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Obese people are fat

I mean, sure, in the same vein that a 30 year old person was at one time 20 years old while being able to say they've "been aging" since their teenage years.

---
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
02/23/24 7:01:42 PM
#43:


ClayGuida posted...
What if she's the size of Shaq?

Long as she weighs over 300lbs naked, she passes.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

350pounds if he's male

Kradek posted...
I mean, sure, in the same vein that a 30 year old person was at one time 20 years old

Obese people are still currently fat.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna
02/23/24 7:03:13 PM
#44:


That ain't even that fat, deal!
... Copied to Clipboard!
MangaBroski
02/23/24 7:03:51 PM
#45:


Im forever alone, but at least now Im forever alone but with enough money to hopefully live comfortably.
... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus
02/23/24 7:19:09 PM
#46:


NeonOPPAl posted...
More training as a Titty Meister is clearly required
Best lesson: the alphabet goes beyond D. ;)

---
~Drewnami~
A beacon of Light from a burning screen.
... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy
02/23/24 7:32:32 PM
#47:


Kradek posted...
Money. I can just not have sex and enjoy a rich "selfcel" lifestyle if need be.
The correct term for that is vocel - voluntary celibate rather than involuntary.

---
There are four lights.
... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3
02/23/24 7:53:31 PM
#48:


Where is the big girl love? 300 may be bigger than I ever had but I could handle her.

---
More to do with the humidity than heat
... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus
02/23/24 8:13:01 PM
#49:


boomgetchopped3 posted...
Where is the big girl love? 300 may be bigger than I ever had but I could handle her.
Sup.

---
~Drewnami~
A beacon of Light from a burning screen.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented
02/23/24 8:27:40 PM
#50:


Hey, big girls are usually the freakier, in a very fun way.

---
Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021
https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2