Current Events > $100,000 cash, but this thing will follow you and stare at you everywhere you go

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Calwings 02/25/24 4:48:19 PM #1:	https://i.imgur.com/fqyh33Z.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Kc7Y0QZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sUgHCXF.jpg No matter where you go, no matter what you're doing, this Cirno fumo plushie will be somewhere in the immediate vicinity, looking directly at you. It cannot be removed, destroyed, or interacted with in any way, it will not interact with humans in any way (even if it appears holding an object that suggests that it is capable of doing so), and no one else can see it but you. It only exists to distract you during your everyday life. If you're at a restaurant eating dinner, Cirno fumo might be sitting at the next table over. If you're driving to work, you might see Cirno fumo in the back seat of a nearby car. If you're in your bedroom having sex with your significant other, Cirno fumo might be sitting on your nightstand. Even if you can't see it at the moment, you know it's there somewhere, just waiting for you to accidentally glance in its direction and be distracted by it. Do you take the money and accept the constant presence of Cirno fumo staring at you, every day and every night, for the rest of your life? --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979038962] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/fqyh33Z.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/Kc7Y0QZ.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/sUgHCXF.jpgNo matter where you go, no matter what you're doing, this Cirno fumo plushie will be somewhere in the immediate vicinity, looking directly at you. It cannot be removed, destroyed, or interacted with in any way, it will not interact with humans in any way (even if it appears holding an object that suggests that it is capable of doing so), and no one else can see it but you. It only exists to distract you during your everyday life. If you're at a restaurant eating dinner, Cirno fumo might be sitting at the next table over. If you're driving to work, you might see Cirno fumo in the back seat of a nearby car. If you're in your bedroom having sex with your significant other, Cirno fumo might be sitting on your nightstand. Even if you can't see it at the moment, you know it's there somewhere, just waiting for you to accidentally glance in its direction and be distracted by it.Do you take the money and accept the constant presence of Cirno fumo staring at you, every day and every night, for the rest of your life? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/25/24 4:50:27 PM #2:	unzips --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979038994] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>unzips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 02/25/24 5:12:58 PM #3:	Does it have cameras in it or something? Seems like I'd get used to it in a day tops. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979039323] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Does it have cameras in it or something? Seems like I'd get used to it in a day tops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 02/25/24 5:14:41 PM #4:	Does it judge me? --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:979039348] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Does it judge me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/25/24 5:21:38 PM #5:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Does it have cameras in it or something? Seems like I'd get used to it in a day tops. If someone decides to get paranoid about being watched by hidden cameras due to the omnipresence of Cirno fumo, that's their choice. KainWind posted... Does it judge me? Does this face look like it's judging you? https://i.imgur.com/m3bVLbT.png --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979039439] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>Does it have cameras in it or something? Seems like I'd get used to it in a day tops.</quote>If someone decides to get paranoid about being watched by hidden cameras due to the omnipresence of Cirno fumo, that's their choice.KainWind posted...</cite><quote>Does it judge me?</quote>Does this face look like it's judging you?https://i.imgur.com/m3bVLbT.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/25/24 5:22:21 PM #6:	Her face when she sees your penis --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979039452] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Her face when she sees your penis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/25/24 5:22:36 PM #7:	It's just an unfamiliar plush doll to me. I don't see it as having any personality or life, it's just a random floaty object. That said $100,000 isn't that much, and it might get annoying, so no. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:979039454] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>It's just an unfamiliar plush doll to me. I don't see it as having any personality or life, it's just a random floaty object.That said $100,000 isn't that much, and it might get annoying, so no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/25/24 5:28:21 PM #8:	So youre saying I have an infinite supply of dog toys for my girls to destroy? Deal. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:979039553] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>So youre saying I have an infinite supply of dog toys for my girls to destroy?Deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nox_Aeris 02/25/24 5:41:30 PM #9:	These are usually supposed to have a downside... --- Ora che ho perso la vista, ci vedo di piu <cite>Nox_Aeris posted [p:979039770] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>These are usually supposed to have a downside... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/25/24 7:43:30 PM #10:	https://i.imgur.com/DmFFJPr.gif --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979041680] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/DmFFJPr.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/25/24 7:48:05 PM #11:	Is it 100k one time or recurring? --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:979041753] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Is it 100k one time or recurring? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/25/24 7:48:46 PM #12:	what happens when I stand to its left? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:979041765] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>what happens when I stand to its left? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/25/24 8:32:21 PM #13:	DocileOrangeCup posted... Is it 100k one time or recurring? One time. Also, in this hypothetical, consider the 100k to be untaxed. thronedfire2 posted... what happens when I stand to its left? It doesn't move while you're looking at it, but once you look away, it re-positions to be facing towards you. If you leave its sight (going to another room, moving far enough away, etc.) then it'll magically teleport close enough to see you. It's courteous enough to not suddenly appear in front of you and jumpscare you though. --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979042448] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite><quote>Is it 100k one time or recurring?</quote>One time. Also, in this hypothetical, consider the 100k to be untaxed.thronedfire2 posted...</cite><quote>what happens when I stand to its left?</quote>It doesn't move while you're looking at it, but once you look away, it re-positions to be facing towards you. If you leave its sight (going to another room, moving far enough away, etc.) then it'll magically teleport close enough to see you. It's courteous enough to not suddenly appear in front of you and jumpscare you though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 02/25/24 8:33:39 PM #14:	Enough to maybe buy a house and get some free company with it that I have to put no effort into taking care of? Sounds like an amazing deal to me. --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:979042465] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Enough to maybe buy a house and get some free company with it that I have to put no effort into taking care of? Sounds like an amazing deal to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/25/24 8:56:14 PM #15:	Calwings posted... Does this face look like it's judging you? The (9) certainly looks like she's judging. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979042788] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite><quote>Does this face look like it's judging you?</quote>The (9) certainly looks like she's judging. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monferno_AQW 02/25/24 9:04:42 PM #16:	BloodMoon7 posted... unzips --- Switch Friend Code: SW-5881-7864-9002 <cite>Monferno_AQW posted [p:979042901] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>unzips</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoenix 02/25/24 9:05:13 PM #17:	The main distraction would be I'd start actively looking for it. If it's easily found this is easy money. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoenix posted [p:979042912] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>The main distraction would be I'd start actively looking for it. If it's easily found this is easy money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/25/24 9:06:13 PM #18:	If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979042925] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 02/25/24 9:06:43 PM #19:	Yea why not --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:979042931] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Yea why not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/25/24 9:16:53 PM #20:	uwnim posted... If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing? Possibly. --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979043121] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted...</cite><quote>If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing?</quote>Possibly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/26/24 2:37:38 PM #21:	https://i.imgur.com/eY2j9pI.jpeg --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979055418] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/eY2j9pI.jpeg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 02/26/24 2:43:53 PM #22:	Calwings posted... Do you take the money and accept the constant presence of Cirno fumo staring at you, every day and every night, for the rest of your life? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/90cda213.jpg --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:979055538] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite><quote>Do you take the money and accept the constant presence of Cirno fumo staring at you, every day and every night, for the rest of your life?</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/90cda213.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 02/26/24 2:45:09 PM #23:	it is pretty cute so why not I guess <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:979055562] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>it is pretty cute so why not I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfThaJedi 02/26/24 2:49:44 PM #24:	Naisu --- https://vine.co/v/OnxDJZlq5nF #1 RWBY Superfan <cite>ReturnOfThaJedi posted [p:979055665] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Naisu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/26/24 7:33:03 PM #25:	Calwings posted... One time. Also, in this hypothetical, consider the 100k to be untaxed. It doesn't move while you're looking at it, but once you look away, it re-positions to be facing towards you. If you leave its sight (going to another room, moving far enough away, etc.) then it'll magically teleport close enough to see you. It's courteous enough to not suddenly appear in front of you and jumpscare you though. so its pupils are just a lie? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:979060392] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite><quote>One time. Also, in this hypothetical, consider the 100k to be untaxed.It doesn't move while you're looking at it, but once you look away, it re-positions to be facing towards you. If you leave its sight (going to another room, moving far enough away, etc.) then it'll magically teleport close enough to see you. It's courteous enough to not suddenly appear in front of you and jumpscare you though.</quote>so its pupils are just a lie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 02/26/24 7:35:32 PM #26:	thronedfire2 posted... so its pupils are just a lie? I think those are supposed to be "light spots" not pupils. The whole eye is the pupil with fumos. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. He/They <cite>GranAures posted [p:979060428] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>so its pupils are just a lie?</quote>I think those are supposed to be "light spots" not pupils. The whole eye is the pupil with fumos. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 02/26/24 7:40:11 PM #27:	Sure. Occasionally laughing at it being funny in its pose/held item may get me some looks from humans too, but I can just tell them I randomly remembered something funny from the internet. ...this sometimes actually happens too so its not new behavior. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:979060503] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Occasionally laughing at it being funny in its pose/held item may get me some looks from humans too, but I can just tell them I randomly remembered something funny from the internet. ...this sometimes actually happens too so its not new behavior. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/26/24 7:41:32 PM #28:	GranAures posted... I think those are supposed to be "light spots" not pupils. The whole eye is the pupil with fumos. well then no I don't want the demon following me ~~but there's no way those aren't the pupils~~ --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:979060526] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>GranAures posted... </cite><quote>I think those are supposed to be "light spots" not pupils. The whole eye is the pupil with fumos.</quote>well then no I don't want the demon following mebut there's no way those aren't the pupils </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/27/24 3:02:29 PM #29:	https://i.imgur.com/zPRJHLf.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979075839] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/zPRJHLf.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnicornRaline 02/27/24 3:03:34 PM #30:	Why not? --- I'm a new Vtuber! Follow me over at https://www.twitch.tv/UnicornRaline Follow my twitter too! https://twitter.com/UnicornRaline <cite>UnicornRaline posted [p:979075862] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Why not? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/27/24 3:05:00 PM #31:	Would be weird for 1 week Then I wouldn't care anymore --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:979075901] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Would be weird for 1 weekThen I wouldn't care anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VideoboysaysCube 02/27/24 3:17:38 PM #32:	I'd probably have to go for it. The 100k with compound interest will easily be well over a million by the time I retire. Hard to say no to that. --- This sentence has five words. This sentence has eight words. Only one sentence in this signature is true. <cite>VideoboysaysCube posted [p:979076112] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably have to go for it. The 100k with compound interest will easily be well over a million by the time I retire. Hard to say no to that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 02/28/24 4:21:18 PM #33:	https://iili.io/JMfEJuj.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979096929] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://iili.io/JMfEJuj.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/01/24 3:03:35 PM #34:	As of right now, this topic is officially being repurposed for funny fumo posting https://iili.io/JMWC6V2.gif --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979133269] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>As of right now, this topic is officially being repurposed for funny fumo postinghttps://iili.io/JMWC6V2.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/02/24 3:38:51 PM #35:	https://iili.io/JMS1wEg.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979149946] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://iili.io/JMS1wEg.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 03/02/24 3:46:00 PM #36:	sure it'll be freaky at first but ill probably get used to it --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Unforeseen Incidents (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979150055] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>sureit'll be freaky at first but ill probably get used to it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2Pacavelli 03/02/24 3:46:54 PM #37:	Not worth it <cite>2Pacavelli posted [p:979150070] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Not worth it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 03/02/24 3:48:39 PM #38:	I could use $100k and I probably wouldn't notice it most of the time. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:979150087] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>I could use $100k and I probably wouldn't notice it most of the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 03/02/24 3:49:52 PM #39:	Cirno worst 2hu --- Can you wait another day? Wait another week? Wait another month? Wait another year? https://imgur.com/o21DN7r <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:979150106] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Cirno worst 2hu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/02/24 3:50:47 PM #40:	Bestow $100K unto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:979150121] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Bestow $100K unto me, comrade. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/02/24 4:14:02 PM #41:	GrandConjuraton posted... Cirno worst 2hu https://iili.io/JMSpvun.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979150444] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>GrandConjuraton posted...</cite><quote>Cirno worst 2hu</quote>https://iili.io/JMSpvun.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/02/24 4:36:07 PM #42:	BloodMoon7 posted... unzips Um --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979150748] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>unzips</quote>Um </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 03/02/24 4:40:57 PM #43:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/76eaa5cd.jpg --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:979150816] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/76eaa5cd.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Just_a_loser 03/02/24 4:42:47 PM #44:	Ok deal --- Your face looks like I need a beer. <cite>Just_a_loser posted [p:979150854] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Ok deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Venixon 03/02/24 5:15:07 PM #45:	Done, and I was expecting to see something horrifying. Not some cutesy little stuffed toy. --- I'm just a girl who loves games <cite>Venixon posted [p:979151267] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Done, and I was expecting to see something horrifying. Not some cutesy little stuffed toy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/03/24 7:42:37 PM #46:	https://iili.io/JMDO3xf.png --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979170421] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://iili.io/JMDO3xf.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Calwings 03/05/24 4:31:55 PM #48:	uwnim posted... If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing? https://iili.io/JVI0dKB.jpg ~~I know it's not the same Touhou girl as the one in the OP, but close enough~~ --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979205170] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted...</cite><quote>If I am on an airplane, might I look out the window and see her on the wing?</quote>https://iili.io/JVI0dKB.jpgI know it's not the same Touhou girl as the one in the OP, but close enough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 03/05/24 4:37:27 PM #49:	Calwings posted... https://iili.io/JVI0dKB.jpg ~~I know it's not the same Touhou girl as the one in the OP, but close enough~~ adjusts glasses nerdishly Are we to believe that a doll hanging onto a plane flying 160 knots would be pulled against the direction of the wind? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:979205270] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>Calwings posted... </cite><quote>https://iili.io/JVI0dKB.jpgI know it's not the same Touhou girl as the one in the OP, but close enough</quote>adjusts glasses nerdishlyAre we to believe that a doll hanging onto a plane flying 160 knots would be pulled against the direction of the wind? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calwings 03/06/24 6:39:39 PM #50:	https://iili.io/JV1fpDJ.png --- https://i.imgur.com/PmF1p9q.jpg <cite>Calwings posted [p:979225986] in $100,000 c... [t:80705784]...</cite> <quote>https://iili.io/JV1fpDJ.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $100,000 cash, but this thing will follow you and stare at you everywhere you go