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Prototypic 04/03/24 8:22:18 PM #51: |
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
--- Thus I became a madman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/03/24 8:26:02 PM #52: |
"ROBOT HOOOOUSE!"
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King_Rial 04/04/24 6:44:49 AM #53: |
"...Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scumhole in the galaxy."
--- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 04/04/24 7:24:18 AM #54: |
Celsius or Fahrenheit?
First one. Then the other. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hejiru 04/04/24 7:26:45 AM #55: |
Being a robot is great! But we dont have emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad.
--- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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super_felicia 04/04/24 7:27:44 AM #56: |
Aristoph posted...
"Bender, honey, we love you."It's odd how this and the oh you're Killing me quote is the ones I remember --- I am a mess and Felicia is the cleaner.... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 04/04/24 7:32:07 AM #57: |
Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter M.
--- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 04/04/24 7:35:56 AM #58: |
Westernwolf4 posted...
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!This is probably my favorite :3 --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 04/04/24 7:47:02 AM #59: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a053004e.jpg
--- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hejiru 04/04/24 7:48:51 AM #60: |
I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
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Kim_Seong-a 04/04/24 7:52:57 AM #61: |
This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!
--- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 04/04/24 8:25:09 AM #62: |
"The professy will help! Aaaah, fire indeed hot!"
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/04/24 8:28:58 AM #63: |
Another good one:
"You are technically correct: the best kind of correct!" --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueKat 04/04/24 8:50:21 AM #64: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSOeDKMoMo
--- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 04/04/24 9:24:35 AM #65: |
"we're trying our best"
"Your best is an idiot!" --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King_Rial 04/04/24 1:53:07 PM #66: |
"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray."
--- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaldrenthebold 04/04/24 2:46:30 PM #67: |
King_Rial posted...
"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray." Lol I can see and hear this entire quote in my mind's eye --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King_Rial 04/06/24 2:04:32 AM #68: |
Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New jersey. Want to see? People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!"
--- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 04/06/24 2:46:09 AM #69: |
For whatever reason, the scene in The Farnsworth Parabox when when the professor replies "I don't care." to Hermes after smashing his hand with a hammer.
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Ultima_Fury 04/06/24 2:50:04 AM #70: |
"It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 04/06/24 3:01:04 AM #71: |
I think it's Bender's, "I never meant to hurt anyone; or help anyone"
--- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 04/06/24 3:16:06 AM #72: |
After reading all these I'm becoming aware of how much Futurama has infected my lexicon.
Anyway. Ask not for whom the bone bones, It bones for thee. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 04/06/24 11:21:21 AM #73: |
Honestly, pretty much everything Zapp Brannigan says. I'm partial to "You win again gravity!"
https://youtu.be/2w4Ja_CiaXE?si=IJ3OTDSa-0efHYoR --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kami_no_Kami 04/06/24 12:36:48 PM #74: |
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they dont pay you or let you go! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JaiCSC 04/06/24 12:55:24 PM #75: |
"No one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly."
One I use far too often in life. --- I Shot the Sheriff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 04/06/24 12:56:24 PM #76: |
Do a flip!
--- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePieReborn 04/06/24 1:02:01 PM #77: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"This one is just so practical and fits in seamlessly in everyday conversations. But... SilvosForever posted... "Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"Like post 9, this one just exists in my head perpetually and comes out when it has absolutely zero relevance to whatever is going on. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 04/06/24 2:11:50 PM #78: |
It is not uncharted, you lost the chart! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xatrion 04/06/24 2:53:12 PM #79: |
"Harpoon, my ass"
"Okay" --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 04/06/24 2:57:39 PM #80: |
Shes built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
--- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PaintGimmick 04/06/24 3:03:17 PM #81: |
To shreds, you say?
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Dakimakura 04/06/24 4:24:09 PM #82: |
"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-7nt_Cav0 --- Bees ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 4:29:21 PM #83: |
Surprised I haven't seen this one yet:
Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kradek 04/06/24 5:38:09 PM #84: |
"Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at!"
--- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 04/06/24 5:44:49 PM #85: |
Santa Claus Robot : Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
--- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu 04/06/24 5:45:09 PM #86: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbyERt0oIM
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King_Rial 04/08/24 4:57:45 PM #87: |
"...That's coming out of your pay!"
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LonelyStoner 04/08/24 4:59:39 PM #88: |
Hi, Im Ranger Park, Park Ranger.
I get it! --- He's all alone through the day and night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonGear80 04/08/24 5:00:38 PM #89: |
"Robots don't say "ye"!
"I'll show ye..." --- PSN: ArsenalGear, NNID: CrimsonG80, XB GT: CrimsonG80 Last game(s) finished: Robocop: Rogue City (PS5), Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (PS5) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 04/08/24 5:20:26 PM #90: |
I dont regret this. But I both rue and lament it.
--- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 04/08/24 6:32:45 PM #91: |
"But he just said 'Woo'!"
"No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat." "WOO!" --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 04/11/24 6:52:16 AM #92: |
Oh so it's just coincidence that zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely?
https://youtu.be/HXJJdw7SXqo --- http://m.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima_Fury 04/11/24 6:59:02 AM #93: |
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 04/13/24 10:26:11 AM #95: |
"Look, the sun's going down! I can switch to hard liquor!"
--- The world may be going to Hell, but I am personally awash with convenience. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClayGuida 04/13/24 10:28:58 AM #96: |
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!
--- lolAmerica ... Copied to Clipboard!
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