Current Events > You wake up tomorrow and learn you got a girl pregnant

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Damn_Underscore 04/22/24 10:43:52 AM #1:	You were with her a few nights before doing things fandom doesnt approve of how do you react? What do you do? --- Some guys have all the luck, Some guys have all the pain Some guys get all the breaks, Some guys do nothing but complain <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:980036473] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>You were with her a few nights before doing things fandom doesnt approve of how do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 04/22/24 10:44:45 AM #2:	I'd be pretty surprised --- She/Her She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:980036482] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>I'd be pretty surprised </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 04/22/24 10:44:50 AM #3:	Well considering we're not planning on having kids for another few years I'd say get worried. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:980036483] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Well considering we're not planning on having kids for another few years I'd say get worried. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 04/22/24 10:51:46 AM #4:	Considering the fact that I will die a virgin, Crimsoness posted... I'd be pretty surprised --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:980036545] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Considering the fact that I will die a virgin,Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>I'd be pretty surprised</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 04/22/24 10:53:05 AM #5:	Depending on the girl I'd be happy/sad --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:980036561] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Depending on the girl I'd be happy/sad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction 04/22/24 10:53:54 AM #6:	send her on a flight to a state with different laws <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:980036572] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>send her on a flight to a state with different laws</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningThief 04/22/24 10:55:26 AM #7:	Honestly don't know. Want a kid, but idk if I want one right now. I've only been with the girl I'm with for maybe 4 months now. That is not enough time for me to know if I want to be permanently linked to this woman through a child. In short, guess I'll be excited and at the same time freaking out internally because idk if I'm ready for a kid. <cite>LightningThief posted [p:980036594] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Honestly don't know.Want a kid, but idk if I want one right now. I've only been with the girl I'm with for maybe 4 months now. That is not enough time for me to know if I want to be permanently linked to this woman through a child. In short, guess I'll be excited and at the same time freaking out internally because idk if I'm ready for a kid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erika_Redmark 04/22/24 10:55:48 AM #8:	I would have the same reaction Private Jimmy had in Red Vs Blue to being beat to death with his own skull. "This doesn't seem physically possible!" --- "If you wanna win a war, you must serve no master but your ambition" - Illyria <cite>Erika_Redmark posted [p:980036602] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>I would have the same reaction Private Jimmy had in Red Vs Blue to being beat to death with his own skull."This doesn't seem physically possible!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
texanfan27 04/22/24 10:56:17 AM #9:	Be scared as my wife is on birth control and we werent sure on kids yet. --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. <cite>texanfan27 posted [p:980036610] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Be scared as my wife is on birth control and we werent sure on kids yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 04/22/24 10:56:39 AM #10:	Laugh my ass off as I know the kid's not mine (been infertile for years). --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:980036616] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Laugh my ass off as I know the kid's not mine (been infertile for years). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revolution_X 04/22/24 10:57:12 AM #11:	I must be god then. --- Looks like you made it. Where you go from here is up to you. <cite>Revolution_X posted [p:980036622] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>I must be god then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maze_ 04/22/24 11:05:34 AM #12:	If it was a few nights before how the fuck does she already know she's pregnant O_o Anyway talk to her. Say I don't want a kid with some random girl but I'll support the kid if she chooses to keep it --- When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. "Your mustache is crooked" ~ R.I.P Randy Savage. <cite>Maze_ posted [p:980036724] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>If it was a few nights before how the fuck does she already know she's pregnant O_oAnyway talk to her. Say I don't want a kid with some random girl but I'll support the kid if she chooses to keep it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 04/22/24 11:08:58 AM #13:	Damn_Underscore posted... You were with her a few nights before doing things fandom doesnt approve of we were making political topics not on CE? dang i didn't know that makes girls get pregnant! --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:980036760] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite><quote>You were with her a few nights before doing things fandom doesnt approve of</quote>we were making political topics not on CE? dang i didn't know that makes girls get pregnant! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 04/22/24 11:10:35 AM #14:	My doctor who snipped me fucked up... --- Currently playing: Cyberpunk 2077 <cite>bsp77 posted [p:980036775] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>My doctor who snipped me fucked up... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoesntMatter 04/22/24 11:12:38 AM #15:	that'd be a hell of a feat considering i'm a turbovirgin --- It don't matter. None of this matters. he/him <cite>DoesntMatter posted [p:980036797] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>that'd be a hell of a feat considering i'm a turbovirgin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Japanties 04/22/24 11:19:36 AM #16:	I've already had this experience. I stayed with her through the pregnancy, but she miscarried in second trimester. Major bullet dodge tbh. <cite>Japanties posted [p:980036897] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>I've already had this experience. I stayed with her through the pregnancy, but she miscarried in second trimester. Major bullet dodge tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenogears15 04/22/24 11:20:54 AM #17:	Japanties posted... I've already had this experience. I stayed with her through the pregnancy, but she miscarried in second trimester. Major bullet dodge tbh. Why was it a bullet dodged? --- This rant was brought to you by your local random thinker. I'm as Canadian as Wayne Gretzky crashing a snowmobile into a moose. - JIC X <cite>Xenogears15 posted [p:980036924] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Japanties posted... </cite><quote>I've already had this experience. I stayed with her through the pregnancy, but she miscarried in second trimester. Major bullet dodge tbh.</quote>Why was it a bullet dodged? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 04/22/24 11:22:12 AM #18:	so nothing different from usual --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:980036939] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>so nothing different from usual </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 04/22/24 11:24:45 AM #19:	I'd be there to support them, same as last time. Hopefully, as last time, that support includes a ride to and from the clinic and financial help with the procedure. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980036969] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>I'd be there to support them, same as last time. Hopefully, as last time, that support includes a ride to and from the clinic and financial help with the procedure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Japanties 04/22/24 11:26:59 AM #20:	Xenogears15 posted... Why was it a bullet dodged? She was, and still is, an immature person. We dated for like a year before the pregnancy happened. Not only was it a pretty one-sided relationship in that I was constantly taking care of her needs and not having mine met, but also I know she hasn't made much growth as a person since we were together. For most basic adult functions, she still heavily depends on whichever man she's living with at the time. Stuff like getting groceries, doing dishes, getting up on time for work, ect. <cite>Japanties posted [p:980036996] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Xenogears15 posted... </cite><quote>Why was it a bullet dodged?</quote>She was, and still is, an immature person. We dated for like a year before the pregnancy happened. Not only was it a pretty one-sided relationship in that I was constantly taking care of her needs and not having mine met, but also I know she hasn't made much growth as a person since we were together. For most basic adult functions, she still heavily depends on whichever man she's living with at the time. Stuff like getting groceries, doing dishes, getting up on time for work, ect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 04/22/24 12:06:12 PM #21:	Would not be possible. Dating has been sparse over the years. It's been 5 years or more since the last. Considering I've been home bound the last 3 years too. --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:980037501] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>Would not be possible. Dating has been sparse over the years. It's been 5 years or more since the last. Considering I've been home bound the last 3 years too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowMan033 04/22/24 12:10:32 PM #22:	You know how in Sanford and Son, he clutched his heart and says Im coming Elizabeth feigning a heart attack? Probably that but not feign the heart attack. I have three kids, four would be a log --- LSU Tigers - 2023 National Champions 1991, 1993, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2009, 2023 <cite>ShadowMan033 posted [p:980037553] in You wake u... [t:80752990]...</cite> <quote>You know how in Sanford and Son, he clutched his heart and says Im coming Elizabeth feigning a heart attack? Probably that but not feign the heart attack. I have three kids, four would be a log </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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