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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:16:38 AM #1: |
How is this possible?
im 6ft, moms 510. We birthed an ogre --- Respect Women ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 04/28/24 10:17:12 AM #2: |
Misread it as weight.
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wackyteen 04/28/24 10:19:55 AM #3: |
A 36 inch near-one year old? That's way above average.
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Diceheist 04/28/24 10:20:23 AM #4: |
You're 2 inches taller than average but your wife is 7 inches taller than average, that's a lot of tall genes.
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Trelve 04/28/24 10:23:23 AM #5: |
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Tora_Sami 04/28/24 10:24:47 AM #6: |
Foppe posted...
Misread it as weight. Didn't realize I misread it tell I saw your post lmao --- Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 04/28/24 10:27:21 AM #7: |
Second coming of Paul Bunyan
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Rosstin316 04/28/24 10:27:24 AM #8: |
My 9 month old can crawl but cant sit up well yet.
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famfam 04/28/24 10:28:27 AM #9: |
how tall is the mailman, lolol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrFingers07 04/28/24 10:29:24 AM #10: |
I don't know shit about babies but that doesn't even sound possible lol
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:30:08 AM #11: |
Hes also 30lbs lol
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Holy_Cloud105 04/28/24 10:32:43 AM #12: |
He's 3ft tall and 30lbs?
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:33:30 AM #13: |
Yup, big ass noggin too
Hes wearing 18mo clothing, and it fits pretty snug Who knows lol. I do feel bad that hes sized out of a lot of his toys well before he should have. he had a lot of fun with his bouncer but could only use it for a few months before weighing too much for it --- Respect Women ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rosstin316 04/28/24 10:34:45 AM #14: |
famfam posted...
how tall is the mailman, lolol XDDDDDDDDD --- [This signature is viewable with an active GameFAQs Gold subscription.] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Relient_K 04/28/24 10:36:01 AM #15: |
I think I work with 5 yo shorter than that.
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:36:43 AM #16: |
Her Dad and Brother are both really tall as well(62 and 64)
I would be absolutely shocked if he turns out shorter than me lol --- Respect Women ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 04/28/24 10:36:47 AM #17: |
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
He's 3ft tall and 30lbs?I wasn't tall, but I was light forever lol. I didn't hit triple digits til I was 15. I was only like 50 pounds at age 11. Some kids are just light. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 04/28/24 10:39:44 AM #18: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGHed3efPZI
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:43:31 AM #19: |
Hahaha I gotta send that to my wife
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luigi33 04/28/24 10:44:57 AM #20: |
This man has a whole ass Primarch for a son.
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 10:48:06 AM #21: |
I legitimately feel like I need to start working out so I can maintain being a fun dad
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specialkid8 04/28/24 10:49:00 AM #22: |
RespectWomen posted...
I legitimately feel like I need to start working out so I can maintain being a fun dadJust lift the boy --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MegaTech 04/28/24 10:50:24 AM #23: |
Get that kid into sports. About to have that dawg in em
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 12:44:21 PM #24: |
He already pants like one when hes excited lmao
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ADW 04/28/24 1:13:01 PM #25: |
How big was he at birth? My condolences to your wife. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 04/28/24 1:55:05 PM #26: |
My great grandmother used to tell me a story when I was a little boy that relates to this.
Back in the old country when she was a little girl in her village there was a baby that the villagers apparently felt was freakishly big and strong. They eventually concluded that the baby was possessed or a demon or something. To remedy the situation, the entire town burst into the parent's home and took the baby. They then proceeded to murder it in front of the parents. To further this being fucked up, they included children to be part of the mob so they could see this shit. As an old woman, my gradmother still was horrified by it. So, I guess the point of sharing this is that you should be wary of late 1800s eastern European villages if you value your child's safety. Shit was insane there --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GuerillaGorilla 04/28/24 2:20:29 PM #27: |
Your kid doesn't have a tumor on their pituitary gland or something like that right? Everything's okay?
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 2:57:09 PM #28: |
He was 10lbs at birth, measured big her entire pregnancy too
His Dr doesnt seem concerned --- Respect Women ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 04/28/24 3:50:52 PM #29: |
do you have proof of this claim that your child is that big already
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Gobstoppers12 04/28/24 3:53:58 PM #30: |
Your 10 month old child is absolutely not 3 feet tall
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Harpie 04/28/24 3:54:04 PM #31: |
AceMos posted...
do you have proof of this claim that your child is that big alreadyThis, we're gonna need some pics TC. Censor his face if you wish but we really gotta see this for ourselves --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/nJcr1NG9WSrBmXNY9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cassie 04/28/24 4:02:19 PM #32: |
Im sensing some shitpost.
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Foppe 04/28/24 4:15:50 PM #33: |
Cassie posted...
Im sensing some shitpost.His son is Bono. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 5:32:55 PM #34: |
hmm yeah I can probably post some blurred pics
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MrResetti 04/28/24 5:38:04 PM #35: |
My daughter was 99th percentile for height and weight for a while. Height has gone down to around 95th but weight stays at 99th. She recently moved up to the 2-3 year old daycare class and makes the older kids look malnourished or something. She was 30 lbs at a year, up around 40 now. Size 8 diapers. Loves whole milk, loved formula too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchonKnight 04/28/24 5:42:41 PM #36: |
Is his name Clifford? What if he just doesn't stop growing at an alarming rate? Can you vouch for his character? Can we depend on your son to keep earth safe from threats or should we all collectively be concerned?
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 5:45:04 PM #37: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/503388e6.jpg
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archizzy 04/28/24 5:45:35 PM #38: |
I have seen some crazy growth spurts at young ages that don't necessarily mean they will be freakishly oversized as adults.
My cousin Emily was absolutely huge in Elementary, both height and weight. When she played on the 3rd and 4th grade T-Ball teams she was bigger than some high school girls. But the thing is she sprouted really really quickly and then just tapered off. Now she is a full adult, mom of her own and sure she is tall for a woman, she is right around 6 feet even but she isn't freakishly tall or big but she absolutely DWARFED kids in Elementary. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchonKnight 04/28/24 5:46:09 PM #39: |
So he is indeed red like Clifford...
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 5:52:03 PM #40: |
He does turn a lil red when he gets angry, so I figured it was an appropriate color choice
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LeoRavus 04/28/24 5:57:36 PM #41: |
Your infant is the size of an average 3 year old.
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Giacomo_Hawkins 04/28/24 6:40:40 PM #42: |
https://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/html_charts/lenageinf.htm
3 ft is above the 97th percentile even of an infant twice his age. Literally an ogre. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 04/28/24 6:45:39 PM #43: |
GuerillaGorilla posted...
Your kid doesn't have a tumor on their pituitary gland or something like that right? Everything's okay?Real talk Some kids are just abnormally large but when that largeness is extreme, you have to consider that there may be an underlying health issue that's causing the rapid growth. I certainly hope that's not the case here and that maybe the wife's grandpa is like 220 cm or something. --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 04/28/24 6:51:00 PM #44: |
LeoRavus posted...
Your infant is the size of an average 3 year old.He'll be big and look old enough to buy a Guinness by the time he's 9 --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 6:53:56 PM #45: |
what if he tries to beat me up when hes like 8 lmfao
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archizzy 04/28/24 6:58:42 PM #46: |
RespectWomen posted...
what if he tries to beat me up when hes like 8 lmfao While it wasn't this extreme my Uncle had this issue with his son and my Aunt. When his son Clay was like 12 and on the verge of being a teenager he was already 6 foot tall and was a pork chop at 250 pounds. When my Uncle was gone he would get really obstinate with my Aunt who was like 5'2 and like 100 pounds because he knew she couldn't make him listen. He needed to mature a little emotionally and my Uncle had to have some talks with him because my Aunt Mary had no control over him. He simply wouldn't listen to her because of the size difference. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/28/24 7:00:18 PM #47: |
Are you sure he isn't lying about his age
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RespectWomen 04/28/24 7:12:29 PM #49: |
Hes very strong already too, shockingly so
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/28/24 7:12:32 PM #50: |
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