Current Events > Trumpers: "Trump tells it like it is!"

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cousinvini
05/10/24 3:14:59 PM
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Trump talking about anything: "Hurr durr I am so fucking stupid" shits pants


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Yazarogi
05/10/24 3:16:04 PM
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Well what he meant was

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Foppe
05/10/24 3:16:51 PM
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Nobody knows how magnets works.

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wanderingshade
05/10/24 3:17:43 PM
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He tells it like it is, but you need a decoder ring to get the actual message, and anyway that's not what he meant, but really it was just a joke he was kidding.

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KajeI
05/10/24 3:18:16 PM
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Also Trump: Lies ~21 times per day of his presidency.

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davyheinz
05/10/24 3:20:06 PM
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The oddity is that the Trumpers are somehow dumber than the Trump. Thats the only way the communication between them works. So you start at like sub-average intelligence and just go further down from there.

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Guns_of_Verdun
05/10/24 3:22:14 PM
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"You see what he actually meant was"

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BDSMKane
05/10/24 3:23:50 PM
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davyheinz posted...
The oddity is that the Trumpers
I remember conversations with some of them around the 2016 election and how they liked that he didnt talk like a politician. To me, he talks like a used car salesman, and I cant stand to hear him interrupt himself when he tries to form a sentence.

Topic also made me think of this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=34ilRitCrcc&pp=ygUlU291dGggcGFyayB0cnVtcCByYWxseSBoZSdzIHNvIGhvbmVzdA%3D%3D

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Southernfatman
05/10/24 3:24:12 PM
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"lol dum libs got triggered by Trump shitting his pants lol. He lives rent free in there heads!"

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SpawnShadow
05/10/24 3:27:13 PM
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And when he's not shitting himself, he's lying his ass off about having shit himself and/or about how everyone but him supposedly shat themselves.
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Strider102
05/10/24 3:29:08 PM
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"But Biden!"

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/10/24 3:29:12 PM
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Adding "whether you like it or not!" would sound funny.

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Turducken
05/10/24 3:30:19 PM
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Ironically, if he did say "I'm so fucking stupid" he WOULD be telling it like it is.

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Guns_of_Verdun
05/10/24 3:30:44 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
And when he's not shitting himself, he's lying his ass off about having shit himself and/or about how everyone but him supposedly shat themselves.
Dude thought China had a king.

The president of America didn't know what the leader of his biggest geopolitical rival was.

If you wrote this as a fiction 30 years ago, you'd be criticized for being too absurd and impossible

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ssb_yunglink2
05/10/24 3:33:52 PM
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Trump is telling it like it is, until hes not. When hes not, hes actually still telling it like it is, but its a secret coded message that only his supporters can understand

Kinds crazy how people will unironically believe that

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/10/24 3:38:45 PM
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BDSMKane posted...
I remember conversations with some of them around the 2016 election and how they liked that he didnt talk like a politician. To me, he talks like a used car salesman, and I cant stand to hear him interrupt himself when he tries to form a sentence.

Because he's not a politician.

He has no sense of diplomacy.

At least Dubya and the others are generally likeable people in social settings.

Trump would seem awkward and mean.

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Tyranthraxus
05/10/24 3:50:55 PM
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The day a fuckin salesman... ANY salesman "tells it like it is" I will eat the $200 jeans I buy from him.

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DoesntMatter
05/10/24 3:54:04 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump

During and after his term as President of the United States, Donald Trump made tens of thousands of false or misleading claims. The Washington Post's fact-checkers documented 30,573 false or misleading claims during his presidential term, an average of about 21 per day.[1][5][6][7]

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ThunderTrain
05/10/24 4:00:12 PM
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Gettysburg. Wow.

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Hyena_Of_Ice
05/11/24 10:59:27 PM
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From what I've seen from actual chuds, what "he tells it like it is" actually means is one or more of the following:

--He is blunt and "politically incorrect"
--"He says exactly what I think but can't say, because I'll get fired/shunned by my family/etc."
--He isn't wordy/verbose. He uses short sentences.
--He lacks decorum. "He's not pretending to be polite to his enemies. He's putting them on notice!"
--He doesn't use big words. I'm tired of needing a thesaurus just to understand politicians (yes, I actually saw one make this argument)

But yes, they also hear whatever they want to hear from Trump's vague doublespeak.

He tells it like it is, but you need a decoder ring to get the actual message,
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Kradek
05/12/24 4:13:23 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Dude thought China had a king.

The president of America didn't know what the leader of his biggest geopolitical rival was.

If you wrote this as a fiction 30 years ago, you'd be criticized for being too absurd and impossible

My favorite is still when he talked about the British taking over the airports during the Revolutionary War. Anybody who knows about that quote and still defends him is truly lost. You could at least argue that Xi operates like a king in terms of authority, if one really needed to attain the gold in mental gymnastics.

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ROBANN_88
05/12/24 6:54:40 AM
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Kradek posted...
My favorite is still when he talked about the British taking over the airports during the Revolutionary War.

My favorite is that there is a Joe Rogan clip out there where he's bashing Biden for saying the airport stuff, like full on "he's mentally deficient, not fit for presidency" etc

Then someone chimes in and clarifies that Biden was quoting Trump, and play that clip.
Rogan goes "well, he just misspoke" and then move on to something else

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bfslick50
05/12/24 7:05:13 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
My favorite is that there is a Joe Rogan clip out there where he's bashing Biden for saying the airport stuff, like full on "he's mentally deficient, not fit for presidency" etc

Then someone chimes in and clarifies that Biden was quoting Trump, and play that clip.
Rogan goes "well, he just misspoke" and then move on to something else

I'd love it if it wasn't so infuriating. I was talking to a Both Sider on these boards, forgot which one, and asked about a similar incident, why is it a sign of mental decline when Biden misspeaks but not when Trump misspeaks, and the answer was because Trump is dumb so it's not a decline.

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BDSMKane
05/12/24 9:07:01 AM
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bfslick50 posted...
I was talking to a Both Sider on these boards, forgot which one, and asked about a similar incident, why is it a sign of mental decline when Biden misspeaks but not when Trump misspeaks, and the answer was because Trump is dumb so it's not a decline.
That could have been me, sounds like something I would say. I also definitely feel both political parties are corrupt, hypocritical, cater to the rich, and are a detriment to any semblance of democracy as long as they keep a stranglehold on US politics. Theyre not the same though, I know people like to meme same thing both sides, but they have different issues and pose different risks. Right now, Trump is clearly the most serious risk, even if hes an insecure narcissistic clown.

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McMarbles
05/12/24 9:53:48 AM
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Apparently hes taken to ranting about Hannibal Lechter now? Since everything is projection, does that mean he has eaten people meat? This is a legitimate question.

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ROBANN_88
05/12/24 10:21:34 AM
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McMarbles posted...
Apparently hes taken to ranting about Hannibal Lechter now? Since everything is projection, does that mean he has eaten people meat? This is a legitimate question.

i just saw the clip and i really don't understand any of that. it made no sense at all

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creativerealms
05/12/24 10:24:09 AM
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They are now showing up at pro-trump events wearing diapers and holding signs and shirts saying "real men wear diapers."

While not showing up to protest his trial.

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CyborgSage00x0
05/12/24 10:25:38 AM
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"Tell it like it is" is just a racist dog whistle

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myusernameislame
05/12/24 10:58:41 AM
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Anyone "tells it like it is" when you disregard what they're actually saying and just project what you want them to be saying all the time.
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LearntoRead
05/12/24 11:16:50 AM
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On factor to consider is that a lot of Trumpers are either mentally unwell or dumb if not both. To them, Trumps melted brain rantings seem brilliant. Its really sad.
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TyVulpine
05/12/24 11:20:01 AM
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Strider102 posted...
"But Biden!"
"But Hunter..."
"But the laptop!"
"But Hillary!"
"But Pelosi!"
"But Schiff!"

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Kradek
05/12/24 3:11:04 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
My favorite is that there is a Joe Rogan clip out there where he's bashing Biden for saying the airport stuff, like full on "he's mentally deficient, not fit for presidency" etc

Then someone chimes in and clarifies that Biden was quoting Trump, and play that clip.
Rogan goes "well, he just misspoke" and then move on to something else

Oh ya lol. Fuck Joe Rogan, sack of shit.

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havean776
05/12/24 3:30:56 PM
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TyVulpine posted...
"But Hunter..."
"But the laptop!"
"But Hillary!"
"But Pelosi!"
"But Schiff!"
H I forgot about that laptop thing. Repubs where going on and on about it like it was fucking watergate.

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Diceheist
05/12/24 3:38:14 PM
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bfslick50 posted...


I'd love it if it wasn't so infuriating. I was talking to a Both Sider on these boards, forgot which one, and asked about a similar incident, why is it a sign of mental decline when Biden misspeaks but not when Trump misspeaks, and the answer was because Trump is dumb so it's not a decline.

lmao

I mean to be fair Trump didn't make sense 15 years ago either.

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ROBANN_88
05/12/24 3:58:04 PM
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Kradek posted...
Oh ya lol. Fuck Joe Rogan, sack of shit.

found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ilWxRn0_A

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Smallville
05/12/24 3:59:00 PM
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cousinvini posted...
Trump talking about anything: "Hurr durr I am so fucking stupid" shits pants
he is like more honest in his answers than most politicians right, sadly

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LinkDaLunatic
05/12/24 4:06:27 PM
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Smallville posted...
he is like more honest in his answers than most politicians right, sadly
Correct. Most politicians are very private about their shat-in pants. We don't typically discover they've shat their pants until they're smearing it on our great nation.

Now that's what I call a nice, hot cup of covfefe.

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TyVulpine
05/12/24 4:18:39 PM
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Smallville posted...
he is like more honest in his answers than most politicians right, sadly
Honest? So, uh....if he's honest, feel free to name the airports that the colonists captured in 1775. I'll wait.

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hockeybabe89
05/12/24 4:19:13 PM
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"What he really meant was"

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CyborgSage00x0
05/14/24 12:33:05 PM
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havean776 posted...
H I forgot about that laptop thing. Repubs where going on and on about it like it was fucking watergate.
Their playbook since HRC has been blowing something way out of proportion and making it stick in the headlines. In the laptop's case, it was a whole-sale lie.

Actually, they have been doing this since at least Obama. Tan suit, Starbucks cup, dijon mustard anyone?

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TyVulpine
05/14/24 12:38:00 PM
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CyborgSage00x0 posted...
Their playbook since HRC has been blowing something way out of proportion and making it stick in the headlines. In the laptop's case, it was a whole-sale lie.

Actually, they have been doing this since at least Obama. Tan suit, Starbucks cup, dijon mustard anyone?
And don't forget the birth certificate.

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