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hmnut7 05/18/24 7:39:46 AM #1: |
Donald Trump dies from natural causes. At the reading of his will it turns out that his fortune of $20 must be split among his children. No one cares.
But the big news is that he leaves to YOU his actual most prized position.... His MAGA followers. He instructs all of MAGA, that you are the new Golden Messiah, and they must follow you as they followed him. You are now the God-King and unquestionable ruler of the MAGA Red cap cult. What do you do? --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 05/18/24 7:41:55 AM #2: |
I mean, I could use this power to do unprecedented good in the world. But, I could also use it to create a large number of simultaneous Rickroll flash mobs.
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wackyteen 05/18/24 7:42:50 AM #3: |
Turn them into actual Patriots, not fascist fuck faces
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Tora_Sami 05/18/24 7:45:24 AM #4: |
Then him being the anti-christ is validated.
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SpawnShadow 05/18/24 7:57:36 AM #5: |
Convince them to abandon America entirely to live together on an island somewhere in the ocean (which presumably can't support all of them), and then strand them all there. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 05/18/24 7:58:44 AM #6: |
SpawnShadow posted...
Convince them to abandon America entirely to live together on an island somewhere in the ocean (which presumably can't support all of them), and then strand them all there.Life uh... Finds a way and they all make a thriving far right community then invade nearby islands and take over the ocean --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El_Marsh 05/18/24 7:59:51 AM #7: |
Invite them to Guyana for a soiree.
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Mussurana 05/18/24 8:02:34 AM #8: |
I can't see it working.
I could try to make them less racist, homophobic, transphobic etc, but all that would happen is they'd run off to follow the next person willing to voice their prejudices. In much the same way that Donald looked at the vast array of astroturfed angry pressure groups, and realised he could take them away from the mainstream GOP who paid for them just by saying the quiet parts out loud. --- Pawn Inzoliah, level 100s Thief and Straightforward Logistician PSN Mussurana, Pawn ID 5FLZUEJSOD0C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpawnShadow 05/18/24 8:03:13 AM #9: |
wackyteen posted... Life uh... Finds a way and they all make a thriving far right community then invade nearby islands and take over the oceanWith the MAGAts out of the American voter rolls, it shouldn't be too hard to convince an actual functional US government that they're a threat to vital trading partners and that they should, at the very least, be blockaded. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 05/18/24 8:05:19 AM #10: |
I guess I'm running for President in 2028.
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Giacomo_Hawkins 05/18/24 8:07:19 AM #11: |
My fellow Americans.
Take up plogging and clean up our nations roads and waterways. Take public transit where it is feasible, and support local politicians who will expand public transit where it is not. Eat a diet rich in whole grains and legumes. Judge people not by the color of their skin but the content of their hearts. Donate to your local food bank. Volunteer with Habitat for Humanity. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AgentCoulson 05/18/24 8:22:41 AM #12: |
I ask them all to change a lightbulb. Should keep them occupied for a few decades.
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