Current Events > Iran President and Foreign Prime Minister Have Died in Helicopter Accident

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Agent_Stroud
05/20/24 4:14:45 PM
#51:


wanderingshade posted...
The Ayatollah is also like almost 90 and was planning on picking this guy because he trusted him more than his own son. Now they have no planned successor for ANY head of state.

Indeed, and thats why that particular country is a wildcard right now. For all we know, they could just go screw it tomorrow and start lobbing nukes left, right, and center considering how destabilized their command structure is currently.

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McMarbles
05/20/24 4:17:22 PM
#52:


K181 posted...
Holy shit, Onion on point.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1792599332207661196
*dead*
*but not as dead as THAT GUY*

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Ulfar
05/20/24 4:40:27 PM
#53:


ScazarMeltex posted...
Honestly, that sort of thing is absolutely in Israel's wheelhouse. Like it wouldn't even be the first time. But on this one it seems pretty fucking unlikely they had a hand in it.

That being said, I have no doubt that there are "THE JEWS CONTROL THE WEATHER" people out there already spinning theories.

I mean, there are literally millions of Americans that think Israel has some sort of divine protection because a book said so.
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Eat_More_Beef
05/20/24 5:09:59 PM
#54:


@Bat178 posted...
Kobe died the same way, going on a helicopter in foggy weather.

Think the pilot yelled out "Kobe!" right before impact?

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mach25687
05/20/24 5:15:12 PM
#55:


Eat_More_Beef posted...
@

Think the pilot yelled out "Kobe!" right before impact?
LOL.

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Xenogears15
05/20/24 5:29:51 PM
#56:


Dark_Moon posted...
I laughed probably a little too much.

No, this dude was a piece of shit. Your laugh is well-earned.

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Trumble
05/20/24 5:30:54 PM
#57:


Agent_Stroud posted...
Indeed, and thats why that particular country is a wildcard right now. For all we know, they could just go screw it tomorrow and start lobbing nukes left, right, and center considering how destabilized their command structure is currently.
This is much easier to do for a country that actually has nukes.

Iran has been trying to make them, but there isn't much reason to think they've been successful.

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Amocat
05/20/24 6:18:59 PM
#58:


Still no apology from @VFalcone or @Agent_Stroud yet

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DaTwistedGuns
05/20/24 6:23:29 PM
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Going by the original post, I wouldn't believed it either.
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VFalcone
05/20/24 6:24:50 PM
#60:


Amocat posted...
Still no apology from @VFalcone or @Agent_Stroud yet
I wasn't even looking at this thread anymore lol. I hadn't gotten updated on this current event yet since last night. Your initial source ended up being correct, but it was still Guy on Twitter.

My bad though!
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Kradek
05/20/24 6:24:52 PM
#61:


Eat_More_Beef posted...
@

Think the pilot yelled out "Kobe!" right before impact?

Lmao damn

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Agent_Stroud
05/20/24 8:58:33 PM
#62:


VFalcone posted...
I wasn't even looking at this thread anymore lol. I hadn't gotten updated on this current event yet since last night. Your initial source ended up being correct, but it was still Guy on Twitter.

My bad though!

Same. I was at a retirement party for a colleague earlier in fact and only just have checked back on here, so you have my heartfelt apologies for doubting you initially, TC.

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