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evilpresident
08/03/24 3:25:24 AM
#302:


This might be the most epic thing I've seen in ages.

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sauceje
08/03/24 8:12:07 AM
#303:


That is the coolest thing ever.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/03/24 8:27:02 AM
#304:


Thank Wormy for his valuable service. He matters. He has made a difference.

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ooger
08/03/24 10:45:41 AM
#305:


Best topic on CE, but where'd Anemosnek float off to?

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Hambo
08/03/24 1:53:22 PM
#306:


ooger posted...
Best topic on CE, but where'd Anemosnek float off to?
He's back in his own special designated spot in the car. The trunk.

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Thank Wormy for his valuable service. He matters. He has made a difference.
Yes! Finally someone said it. Wormy is so special and so good and so valid. That's why he gets the whole trunk to himself.

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ooger
08/03/24 2:13:02 PM
#307:


I bet there has to be some cool stuff in the trunk. We never checked!

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HighSeraph
08/03/24 2:13:29 PM
#308:


Pet catto

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Hambo
08/03/24 4:28:01 PM
#309:


ooger posted...
I bet there has to be some cool stuff in the trunk. We never checked!
You did find some suspicious dice in there earlier, but it was empty otherwise. That's what makes it perfect for storing horrible worms. Or valued allies I guess.

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DrizztLink
08/03/24 4:30:03 PM
#310:


We need to use Jeri's hologram tech as a distraction.

Place a second mecha within arm's reach of the Vetrinariabomination to create an opening.

I call the plan "LOOK AT THIS FAUX GIRAFFE"

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Hambo
08/04/24 1:58:16 AM
#311:


HighSeraph posted...
Pet catto

You meet up with Mike just in time to see him take a DETRITUS BITUS from the Ultimate Horrorganism.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8720e72.jpg

He responds with a MEGACLAuW.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0440494a.jpg

You use the Graffazoid to pet Mike, letting him know that you, Amenosnek, and now Jeri Rafaela are there for him.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fcb74d56.jpg

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Hambo
08/04/24 2:12:48 AM
#312:


DrizztLink posted...
We need to use Jeri's hologram tech as a distraction.

Place a second mecha within arm's reach of the Vetrinariabomination to create an opening.

I call the plan "LOOK AT THIS FAUX GIRAFFE"

Next, you and Jeri prepare an attack of your own. She deploys a holodrone, and the two of you inexplicably break out into a song, taking turns with each line.

She begins, "Look at this faux giraffe!"

You follow, "Then I'll kick you from behind and laugh." (You proceed to kick it from behind and laugh.)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bd2197af.jpg

She continues:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/de644fca.jpg
"Why are that beast's eyes so red?"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/557ea7dd.jpg
"I guess the vet must be inside its head!"

You started singing as a bit, but somehow you arrive at a strategy. Those glyphs are a sure sign that the vet is controlling the beast from the head. If you can break through there, you should be able to reach Furkenstein. And with your Ulteamate Attack, you might even be able to nullify the evil magic with the power of Friendship. Keep fighting and protecting the city until your TP is full!

TP: 25%

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Hambo
08/04/24 4:05:03 AM
#313:


Meanwhile, on a nearby rooftop, a mystery man is getting in a little cardio.
https://imgur.com/a/RrMDqwH

He hears a commotion and stops to investigate.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f847efd1.jpg

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evilpresident
08/04/24 4:06:32 AM
#314:


Bombastic Bagman???

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/04/24 7:06:14 AM
#315:


We've got a good thing going, on to verse two.

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sauceje
08/04/24 11:18:08 AM
#316:


Autoparry!

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ooger
08/04/24 2:22:39 PM
#317:


Activate head butt!

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Mistere_Man
08/04/24 7:55:17 PM
#318:


lol oh lord!


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Hambo
08/04/24 7:58:01 PM
#319:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80822731

Alright, folks. Go vote.

Or else. :]

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Hambo
08/04/24 10:33:54 PM
#320:


Umm, dear friends? I can't help but notice that Michael is not in first place in the poll. He's not even in second. Why do you hate Mike?

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SydnieStarlight
08/04/24 11:07:05 PM
#321:


Don't look at me! I gritted my teeth and voted for him even though it meant giving up a vote for Sandslash!

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MJOLNRVII
08/05/24 12:17:51 AM
#322:


Hambo posted...
Umm, dear friends? I can't help but notice that Michael is not in first place in the poll. He's not even in second. Why do you hate Mike?
I'm sorry, but Ninetales holds a special place in my heart. That and Mega Houndoom are the only times Gamefreak has specifically pandered to me.

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ooger
08/05/24 12:20:18 AM
#323:


I voted!

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evilpresident
08/05/24 12:30:35 AM
#324:


I voted, despite Alolan Vulpix being on the list. I did it for you, Hambo.

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Mistere_Man
08/05/24 1:11:53 AM
#325:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a4d887e9.jpg

I voted.


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Hambo
08/05/24 1:20:09 AM
#326:


You're making progress, everyone! Keep going! Together we can save dear, sweet Michael!

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TMOG
08/05/24 3:09:10 AM
#327:


In all the tournaments I've run on CE to date this is the first time I've seen somebody actually using another topic to rally votes and I love it
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Hambo
08/05/24 3:12:48 AM
#328:


ooger posted...
Activate head butt!

The Ultimate Horrorganism winds up to slam into a nearby apartment building.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ffec9ec.jpg
Mike intercepts and repels the attack.

An otherworldly chill runs down your spine. You feel as though, a universe away, an unknown entity holds ill will towards Michael. It's as though a war is being waged for his life. The odds are not in his favor. You'd say that the score in the battle is about 24 to 11, and he's losing. You are consumed by terror at the thought of losing him.

With nothing else to do, you move in for an attack on the threat that you can see in front of you. You charge up the Graffazoid's head thrusters...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/01c7dc96.jpg

...and release.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b477226.jpg
You inflict a Turbo Boop on the monster's nose.

TP: 50%

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Hambo
08/05/24 3:23:11 AM
#329:


TMOG posted...
In all the tournaments I've run on CE to date this is the first time I've seen somebody actually using another topic to rally votes and I love it
I'm a pioneer. Developing new strategies for winning at democracy.

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Hejiru
08/05/24 5:35:54 AM
#330:


Hambo posted...
"This baby's got solid gold accents, combination smokescreen and rocket boosters, cannons, missile launchers, full flight capabilities, cupholders, and a bunch of other random bullshit.

FIRE ZE MISSILES!

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/05/24 6:16:41 AM
#331:


Mewoth, use internal polling and ignore the election results!

Just because some chuds in some other universe don't understand your glamorous appeal doesn't mean you're not awesome.

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SydnieStarlight
08/05/24 6:36:44 AM
#332:


Nay! The democratic process must be respected for a society to thrive! Using underhanded tactics to steal a victory despite losing the popular vote is the Team Magma way, and we're better than that!

We should teach Mike to accept defeat with dignity, and that we only truly lose when we give up! Besides, he doesn't need the support of strangers from another dimension. He already has all he needs: us, Amenosnek, Jeri, and all the people of whatever this city is called! (And...maybe some buff guy with a paper bag on his head? I don't really know what's going on there.)

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/05/24 7:51:22 AM
#333:


SydnieStarlight posted...
We should teach Mike to accept defeat with dignity

Whatever happened to being the very best, like no one ever was?

Victory or lies!

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/05/24 9:49:11 PM
#334:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/08f6bf0c.jpg

Internal polling indicates a resounding victory!

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Hambo
08/05/24 11:08:20 PM
#335:


Well. Meowth didn't win the round. After everything Michael Hawk has done for you. Still he lost. It's fine. I'm fine. I can handle it. I can be mature about this. I'll give you your story. It's fine. Now where were we? Oh, right. You were fighting the Veterinariabomination and his Ultimate Horrorganism...

From the far reaches of the library of realities, a sinister faerie exerts its foul influence. The morning sun dims. A hole opens in the sky and nine ice-cold tendrils spill out.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9acb484c.jpg

They wrap around Michael. All of his Worm-maxed Biblically Accurate power isn't enough to break free from their icy grasp. You watch, paralyzed with fear. You do nothing to help him.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b257fd77.jpg
The tendrils wrap around his neck and kill him. They kill him to death.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/409fa7db.jpg
You can't believe what you just witnessed. Mike was killed. He's dead. And you. You did nothing to save him. You let him die. You may as well have killed him yourself. You don't know how you'll go on living with this grief and this guilt.

Fortunately, you won't need to figure that out. The Ultimate Horrorganism strikes.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8b3751e.jpg
You are consumed in one quick motion.

You are dead.

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sauceje
08/05/24 11:50:14 PM
#336:


Load a previously saved game. Surely we saved the game earlier right? Or there was a checkpoint?

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ooger
08/06/24 12:30:34 AM
#337:


:(

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evilpresident
08/06/24 12:38:11 AM
#338:


Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. I mean, Alolan Meowth.

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DrizztLink
08/06/24 1:44:09 AM
#339:


https://i.imgur.com/FUhC9RD.gif

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Mistere_Man
08/06/24 3:27:02 AM
#340:


You let him die. You may as well have killed him yourself.

I told you I was a monster.

Now you see why people were singing and dancing in my story.

I do apologize though, and regret that I only had one vote to give.

Honestly i don't see the appeal of that Ninetails it looks the same as the regular one only white. At least Meowth has the new sassy look going for it, but holy crap did they screw up Persian. Meowth was always cuter than Persian though imo.

Thank you again Hambo for this wonderful topic, and your amazing and fun art. It has been a blast and honestly the highlight of my day checking in on it. Sorry we failed you in the end.

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Hejiru
08/06/24 4:43:16 AM
#341:


Hambo posted...
You do nothing to help him.
You let him die.

Not true! We tried! There just wasnt enough of us.

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Hejiru
08/06/24 5:40:49 AM
#342:


Hmm, we died. Died die dice! The dice!

We call out from beyond the grave. As a fellow ghost, Amenosnek must be able to hear us.

Woooooormy. Use the diiiiiice.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/06/24 6:16:20 AM
#343:


Impossible, internal polling cannot be wrong. I demand a recount from the fey beings of the outer reaches of other realities.

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TMOG
08/06/24 8:02:36 AM
#344:


Hey, don't give up yet, he's in the Wild Cards!
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Hambo
08/06/24 1:46:47 PM
#345:


sauceje posted...
Load a previously saved game. Surely we saved the game earlier right? Or there was a checkpoint?
TMOG posted...
Hey, don't give up yet, he's in the Wild Cards!

You reload.

From the far reaches of the library of realities, a sinister faerie exerts its foul influence. The morning sun dims. A hole opens in the sky and nine ice-cold tendrils spill out.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9acb484c.jpg

Mike pulls the oldest trick in the book: Uno. Though it was once a common Reverse card, Mike's divine transformation has caused it to evolve as well. It has transformed into a Round Wild Card.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a78a789c.jpg
The power of the Round Wild Card postpones judgment from the alternate reality, repelling the vile tentacles.

And yet the sky remains dark. You turn back to your foe, the Ultimate Horrorganism. It's begun charging its mightiest spell yet; Armavetdon.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d55acfc.jpg

Jeri uses the Graffazoid to scan the beast. Readings show that this explosive spell draws power from the suffering and sorrow of all the animals victimized by Furkenstein's crooked career. And with the veritable mountain of victims' remains present, it has the potential to raze an entire continent. Only the power of Friendship can counter such a powerful negative energy. You've got to finish charging your Ulteamate Attack now!

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Hambo
08/06/24 1:49:18 PM
#346:


Hejiru posted...
FIRE ZE MISSILES!

You activate your car's missile launchers.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4835d628.jpg

Jeri breaks out her own missile launchers. And an extra set of launchers. And one more just for shits and giggles.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a4ac881d.jpg

You count down. Three...two...one...

"FIRE!" you shout out in unison.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f9ae10b.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/706299b9.jpg
You pelt the beast with countless missiles. The barrage slows its charge, but doesn't stop it.

TP: 99%

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sauceje
08/06/24 1:49:28 PM
#347:


Sepulchritude foR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/06/24 1:56:26 PM
#348:


Seeing as we have become MEGAS XLR since I last dropped by.

Press both of these buttons.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e0b4384e.png

Also, just to be safe, this too.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/067281c4.png


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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/06/24 5:20:03 PM
#349:


99 percent? Wormy still needs to take his action for the round. Glare imperiously at the Horrorganism, as you mastered Armavetdon while you were in your first decade of life. What a pitiful spell. You would laugh had you but lungs to do so.

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ooger
08/06/24 7:06:42 PM
#350:


Amenosnek needs to cast Magnify on itself and join in on the fight!

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Hambo
08/06/24 8:33:46 PM
#351:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80823815

This is your last fucking chance, CE.

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