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Giacomo_Hawkins 08/10/24 5:52:08 AM #402:	Mike Hawk uses Money Shot. It feels like the whole topic has been leading up to this point, and it's beautiful. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:981658192] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Mike Hawk uses Money Shot.It feels like the whole topic has been leading up to this point, and it's beautiful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/10/24 5:58:30 AM #403:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Mike Hawk uses Money Shot. It feels like the whole topic has been leading up to this point, and it's beautiful. No no no, of course not. The whole topic has been leading up to "Mike Hawk is growing" and "Mike Hawk is huge!" ever since he got his name though. I think Money Shot has been stewing since around the start of the final battle. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981658228] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Mike Hawk uses Money Shot.It feels like the whole topic has been leading up to this point, and it's beautiful.</quote>No no no, of course not. The whole topic has been leading up to "Mike Hawk is growing" and "Mike Hawk is huge!" ever since he got his name though. I think Money Shot has been stewing since around the start of the final battle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 08/10/24 6:00:26 AM #404:	Hambo posted... No no no, of course not. The whole topic has been leading up to "Mike Hawk is growing" and "Mike Hawk is huge!" ever since he got his name though. I think Money Shot has been stewing since around the start of the final battle. Geez I truly am oblivious to miss that. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:981658237] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>No no no, of course not. The whole topic has been leading up to "Mike Hawk is growing" and "Mike Hawk is huge!" ever since he got his name though. I think Money Shot has been stewing since around the start of the final battle.</quote>Geez I truly am oblivious to miss that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/10/24 6:06:46 AM #405:	~~Basically any time I refer to him as "Mike Hawk" specifically, it's part of a joke lol. Otherwise it's just Mike or Michael.~~ --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981658269] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Basically any time I refer to him as "Mike Hawk" specifically, it's part of a joke lol. Otherwise it's just Mike or Michael.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/10/24 8:16:58 AM #406:	Aren't we all so blessed to have such a wonderful person give Michael his name :3 --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981658956] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Aren't we all so blessed to have such a wonderful person give Michael his name :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/10/24 9:57:58 AM #407:	I've said it before, but i gotta say it again. This is my favorite topic on CE. We need more fun things like this. --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981659545] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>I've said it before, but i gotta say it again. This is my favorite topic on CE. We need more fun things like this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/10/24 1:22:04 PM #408:	YugiNoob posted... Aren't we all so blessed to have such a wonderful person give Michael his name :3 Yes, grandma really nailed it with that one. :] --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981661641] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite><quote>Aren't we all so blessed to have such a wonderful person give Michael his name :3</quote>Yes, grandma really nailed it with that one. :] </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/10/24 8:49:46 PM #409:	Granny can go fuck herself >:( https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3d236d3f.jpg Fittingly, Charlies exact words at this moment were Fuck you, you old bitch! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981666917] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Granny can go fuck herself >:(https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3d236d3f.jpgFittingly, Charlies exact words at this moment were Fuck you, you old bitch!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/10/24 9:15:41 PM #410:	Bbbbut she gives you money for the arcade at Golf n Stuff. D: --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981667162] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Bbbbut she gives you money for the arcade at Golf n Stuff. D: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/10/24 9:45:27 PM #411:	Yeah, we got a mustache comb because of grandma! --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981667495] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, we got a mustache comb because of grandma!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/11/24 5:25:25 AM #412:	Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... I go over to the trunk to see if anything interesting is there. D. A set of magical dice. They have a very powerful aura, yet you sense fragility within them. You feel like they could be used only once, but that somehow, rolling these dice could very well break the laws of the universe if that is what it took to save you from one problematic situation, but only one single time. Hejiru posted... Hmm, we died. Died die dice! The dice! You fire the Money Shot at the Ultimate Horrorganism. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fce6d551.jpg You graze its ear. Smooth. What kind of moron has a clear shot lined up and just grazes their target's ear? The Ultimate Horrorganism is NOT defeated. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0082dfa.jpg In fact, you've brought its attention back to the fight and its world-ending spell. The beast releases the spell. You are certainly going to die. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/69e1c8ba.jpg Amenosnek holds up your arm and frantically shakes its robe, dropping something into your hand. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/528711b4.jpg The maybe-mystical dice. You still don't know what, if anything, they're capable of, but you don't have time for investigation, skepticism, or another plan. You roll the dice. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981670847] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... </cite><quote>I go over to the trunk to see if anything interesting is there.D. A set of magical dice. They have a very powerful aura, yet you sense fragility within them. You feel like they could be used only once, but that somehow, rolling these dice could very well break the laws of the universe if that is what it took to save you from one problematic situation, but only one single time.</quote>Hejiru posted... </cite><quote>Hmm, we died. Died die dice! The dice!</quote>You fire the Money Shot at the Ultimate Horrorganism. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fce6d551.jpgYou graze its ear. Smooth. What kind of moron has a clear shot lined up and just grazes their target's ear? The Ultimate Horrorganism is NOT defeated. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0082dfa.jpgIn fact, you've brought its attention back to the fight and its world-ending spell. The beast releases the spell. You are certainly going to die. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/69e1c8ba.jpgAmenosnek holds up your arm and frantically shakes its robe, dropping something into your hand. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/528711b4.jpgThe maybe-mystical dice. You still don't know what, if anything, they're capable of, but you don't have time for investigation, skepticism, or another plan. You roll the dice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/11/24 5:30:59 AM #413:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/21099465.jpg The first die lands on six. Hey, high rolls are good, right? RIGHT?! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2a098d13.jpg It then disappears. It's less clear if that's a good thing. The second die... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fc20734e.jpg ...rolls right off Mike's head. Cool. Guess you won't be seeing that again. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/21f46ebe.jpg You, Michael, Amenosnek, and the rest of the continent get absolutely fucking exploded. *Loading, please wait...* --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981670868] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/21099465.jpgThe first die lands on six. Hey, high rolls are good, right? RIGHT?! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2a098d13.jpgIt then disappears. It's less clear if that's a good thing. The second die...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fc20734e.jpg...rolls right off Mike's head. Cool. Guess you won't be seeing that again. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/21f46ebe.jpgYou, Michael, Amenosnek, and the rest of the continent get absolutely fucking exploded. Loading, please wait...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/11/24 9:47:04 AM #414:	Well. That seems bad. --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981672249] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Well. That seems bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 08/11/24 12:33:11 PM #415:	ooger posted... Well. That seems bad. According to internal polls, everything is going according to plan. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/294ddf8d.jpg --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:981673861] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>ooger posted... </cite><quote>Well. That seems bad.</quote>According to internal polls, everything is going according to plan.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/294ddf8d.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/12/24 4:30:04 AM #416:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7863cd8b.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/52795da2.jpg The second die reaches the ground. It lands on 9, then disappears just before the Armavetdon blast reaches it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f160e649.jpg The roll of the Dice Ex Machina is decided. The Die of Time reads 6. The Die of Space reads 9. Time comes to a halt, then begins to slide backwards. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Time regresses sixty seconds. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c7c07be.jpg You are alive, and just about to fire the Money Shot. Space contorts. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e67cd0e6.jpg The entire universe revolves nine degrees to the left around your party. Your aim is interrupted. Time moves once more. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981682468] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7863cd8b.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/52795da2.jpgThe second die reaches the ground. It lands on 9, then disappears just before the Armavetdon blast reaches it. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f160e649.jpgThe roll of the Dice Ex Machina is decided. The Die of Time reads 6. The Die of Space reads 9. Time comes to a halt, then begins to slide backwards. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Time regresses sixty seconds. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c7c07be.jpgYou are alive, and just about to fire the Money Shot. Space contorts. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e67cd0e6.jpgThe entire universe revolves nine degrees to the left around your party. Your aim is interrupted. Time moves once more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/12/24 4:39:25 AM #417:	You fire the Money Shot at the Ultimate Horrorganism. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e2141558.jpg It's a direct hit, blasting through both eyes. The dark magic is halted. The love for Michael from across the void and the bonds you've forged with Mike, Wormy, Jeri, and even Grotto speak to the captive souls within the beast. It's proof that each and every animal deserves to be loved. The hope in their hearts overcomes the anguish powering the vet's wicked powers. Before your eyes, the monstrous form begins to fall apart. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a21ce5b.jpg *Loading, please wait...* --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981682495] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>You fire the Money Shot at the Ultimate Horrorganism. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e2141558.jpgIt's a direct hit, blasting through both eyes. The dark magic is halted. The love for Michael from across the void and the bonds you've forged with Mike, Wormy, Jeri, and even Grotto speak to the captive souls within the beast. It's proof that each and every animal deserves to be loved. The hope in their hearts overcomes the anguish powering the vet's wicked powers. Before your eyes, the monstrous form begins to fall apart. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a21ce5b.jpg Loading, please wait...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/12/24 5:24:58 PM #418:	The money shot in both eyes -_- --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:981688922] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>The money shot in both eyes -_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/12/24 5:54:09 PM #419:	Tyranthraxus posted... The money shot in both eyes -_- It buuurrrrrns. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981689248] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>The money shot in both eyes -_-</quote>It buuurrrrrns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 08/12/24 10:15:13 PM #420:	69 saves the day! --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:981692813] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>69 saves the day!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/12/24 11:52:08 PM #421:	The perfect post for #420. --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981693880] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>The perfect post for #420. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/13/24 12:01:57 AM #422:	ooger posted... The perfect post for #420. Aw shit you're right, that's better than anything I've written or drawn in this whole topic. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981693964] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>ooger posted... </cite><quote>The perfect post for #420.</quote>Aw shit you're right, that's better than anything I've written or drawn in this whole topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/13/24 12:05:02 AM #423:	Hambo posted... Aw shit you're right, that's better than anything I've written or drawn in this whole topic. Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go too far. --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981693989] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Aw shit you're right, that's better than anything I've written or drawn in this whole topic.</quote>Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go too far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/13/24 12:28:29 AM #424:	ooger posted... Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go too far. Oh wait, that's right, I drew sassy gay meowth like a hundred times. The post is still really good though. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981694150] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>ooger posted... </cite><quote>Whoa whoa whoa, let's not go too far.</quote>Oh wait, that's right, I drew sassy gay meowth like a hundred times. The post is still really good though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/13/24 2:14:08 AM #425:	The Ultimate Horrorganism's flesh melts away and Dr. Furkenstein with it. The souls of his victims, now at peace, can rest at last. With Worm-max Biblically Accurate Michael Hawk's work done, his mega transformation reverts and the magnification spell starts to wear off. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f431f40e.jpg You should probably get off Mike's head if you don't want to experience a really long fall. Jeri is one step ahead of you as always. She's launched your car over to pick you up. You make a leap of faith. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d49689d9.jpg You land safely in the driver's seat. Wormy lands safely in the trunk. Not that there was any doubt about him. Little dude can fly anyway. You watch from a safe distance as Mike begins to shrink down. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ecfd9b7.jpg But he doesn't shrink down at all. He shrinks...up? Now HE'S in for a big fall. God dammit, Wormy. What the hell kind of shit-ass growth spell ends like that?! You swoop in for a dramatic rescue. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7a450ef.jpg It's a close one, but Mike is safe. Thank goodness! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ea6d47e8.jpg --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981694790] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>The Ultimate Horrorganism's flesh melts away and Dr. Furkenstein with it. The souls of his victims, now at peace, can rest at last. With Worm-max Biblically Accurate Michael Hawk's work done, his mega transformation reverts and the magnification spell starts to wear off. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f431f40e.jpgYou should probably get off Mike's head if you don't want to experience a really long fall. Jeri is one step ahead of you as always. She's launched your car over to pick you up. You make a leap of faith. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d49689d9.jpgYou land safely in the driver's seat. Wormy lands safely in the trunk. Not that there was any doubt about him. Little dude can fly anyway. You watch from a safe distance as Mike begins to shrink down. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ecfd9b7.jpgBut he doesn't shrink down at all. He shrinks...up? Now HE'S in for a big fall. God dammit, Wormy. What the hell kind of shit-ass growth spell ends like that?! You swoop in for a dramatic rescue. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7a450ef.jpgIt's a close one, but Mike is safe. Thank goodness! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ea6d47e8.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/13/24 2:18:49 AM #426:	Your party and the city are safe. With her work done, Jeri leaves through her desummoning portal. You thank her for all she's done and wave her goodbye. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9dac03dc.jpg You want to thank the mystery man as well, but he's mysteriously disappeared. Classic mystery man move. One week later... The mayor holds a ceremony at city hall in your honor. "My, my," he says, "you've certainly been busy, haven't you? Defeating the police in an official street race, uncovering a zooicidal conspiracy by a deranged necromancer, and saving the city from a rampaging colossus. The people owe you a great debt. As mayor of the city, I ask that you take these tokens of appreciation." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7101b492.jpg You, Mike, and Amenosnek each receive a medal. The mayor also hands you the key to the city. Wow! That's the greatest honor a mayor can bestow! As everyone knows, the key to the city gives you exclusive access to the city hall penthouse and rooftop pool. Mike is enamored with the shiny new toys. It's time to throw a pool party! --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981694814] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Your party and the city are safe. With her work done, Jeri leaves through her desummoning portal. You thank her for all she's done and wave her goodbye. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9dac03dc.jpgYou want to thank the mystery man as well, but he's mysteriously disappeared. Classic mystery man move. One week later...The mayor holds a ceremony at city hall in your honor. "My, my," he says, "you've certainly been busy, haven't you? Defeating the police in an official street race, uncovering a zooicidal conspiracy by a deranged necromancer, and saving the city from a rampaging colossus. The people owe you a great debt. As mayor of the city, I ask that you take these tokens of appreciation." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7101b492.jpgYou, Mike, and Amenosnek each receive a medal. The mayor also hands you the key to the city. Wow! That's the greatest honor a mayor can bestow! As everyone knows, the key to the city gives you exclusive access to the city hall penthouse and rooftop pool. Mike is enamored with the shiny new toys. It's time to throw a pool party! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 08/13/24 2:19:09 AM #427:	Hell yeah, the day has been saved. --- Corruption that you can believe in. (She/her) <cite>evilpresident posted [p:981694816] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah, the day has been saved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/13/24 3:01:13 AM #428:	Hambo posted... Defeating the police in an official street race I completely forgot about that and it was my fucking idea. This topic has been a goddamn whirlwind and needs to be carved into stone tablets for posterity. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:981694988] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Defeating the police in an official street race</quote>I completely forgot about that and it was my fucking idea.This topic has been a goddamn whirlwind and needs to be carved into stone tablets for posterity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/13/24 3:46:02 AM #429:	DrizztLink posted... I completely forgot about that and it was my fucking idea. This topic has been a goddamn whirlwind and needs to be carved into stone tablets for posterity. Hey, that was canonically only a week ago. But I guess you had a lot going on during those two days, so it's not that surprising if it got a little overshadowed. Those cops were small potatoes compared to the other challenges you overcame. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981695160] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>I completely forgot about that and it was my fucking idea.This topic has been a goddamn whirlwind and needs to be carved into stone tablets for posterity.</quote>Hey, that was canonically only a week ago. But I guess you had a lot going on during those two days, so it's not that surprising if it got a little overshadowed. Those cops were small potatoes compared to the other challenges you overcame. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 08/13/24 6:51:03 AM #430:	Tabloid expose: Mayor caught with his hands on Mike Hawk at a pool party! "He was so cute, of course I was petting him" -Mayor --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:981695854] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Tabloid expose: Mayor caught with his hands on Mike Hawk at a pool party!"He was so cute, of course I was petting him" -Mayor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/13/24 8:19:01 AM #431:	We have to invite everyone we've met along the journey to the pool party! We should also go shopping for some swimwear. Maybe we can find like uhhhh, a "swimrobe" for Amenosnek? --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981696334] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>We have to invite everyone we've met along the journey to the pool party!We should also go shopping for some swimwear. Maybe we can find like uhhhh, a "swimrobe" for Amenosnek? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/14/24 6:56:00 AM #432:	ooger posted... We have to invite everyone we've met along the journey to the pool party! We should also go shopping for some swimwear. Maybe we can find like uhhhh, a "swimrobe" for Amenosnek? Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Tabloid expose: Mayor caught with his hands on Mike Hawk at a pool party! "He was so cute, of course I was petting him" -Mayor Mike hits up the ol' Nile app and goes to town with all the money you didn't have to pay back to the vet plus the money you won by defeating him. Dude was absolutely loaded. Mike purchases new shirts for the two of you plus some matching board shorts just for you. What a sweetheart. He browses Barbie outfits and finds Wormy a tiny sunhat and beach wrap, plus some other little accessories he thinks might be cute. You throw an awesome pool party. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a3c9c00.jpg You invite all your new friends; Jeri Rafaela the mechanic, Grotto Martinez the giant bat, Boney the breakout OnlyFloofs star, Benjamin Wallace the orb, and the mystery man. Your grandma even swings by with a pan of fresh baked cookies! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5e7c645b.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8cc024b.jpg Wormy becomes the captain of Jeri's new remote control toy boat. The mayor shows up at the party with the round of drinks he tried to offer you and Mike a week ago. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2f21fb0d.jpg He also takes the time to pet Mike because obviously he deserves it. Somehow, be it a drone or a paparazzo camped on a nearby roof, a picture of the pet gets out. A story about inappropriate touching circulates through the tabloids, then moves into mainstream outlets. Eventually the mayor is forced to make a statement. "He was so cute, of course I was petting him! What's more, this cat is a hero to our fine city. I'll say it: I'm not afraid to stroke Mike Hawk in public! I'll do it any time and I don't care who sees!" The statement is taken out of context and quickly goes viral. The mayor's approval ratings increase by 30 points and he steamrolls his opponent in the next election. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981709090] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>ooger posted... </cite><quote>We have to invite everyone we've met along the journey to the pool party!We should also go shopping for some swimwear.Maybe we can find like uhhhh, a "swimrobe" for Amenosnek?</quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Tabloid expose: Mayor caught with his hands on Mike Hawk at a pool party!"He was so cute, of course I was petting him" -Mayor</quote>Mike hits up the ol' Nile app and goes to town with all the money you didn't have to pay back to the vet plus the money you won by defeating him. Dude was absolutely loaded. Mike purchases new shirts for the two of you plus some matching board shorts just for you. What a sweetheart. He browses Barbie outfits and finds Wormy a tiny sunhat and beach wrap, plus some other little accessories he thinks might be cute. You throw an awesome pool party.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0a3c9c00.jpgYou invite all your new friends; Jeri Rafaela the mechanic, Grotto Martinez the giant bat, Boney the breakout OnlyFloofs star, Benjamin Wallace the orb, and the mystery man. Your grandma even swings by with a pan of fresh baked cookies! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5e7c645b.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8cc024b.jpgWormy becomes the captain of Jeri's new remote control toy boat. The mayor shows up at the party with the round of drinks he tried to offer you and Mike a week ago. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2f21fb0d.jpgHe also takes the time to pet Mike because obviously he deserves it. Somehow, be it a drone or a paparazzo camped on a nearby roof, a picture of the pet gets out. A story about inappropriate touching circulates through the tabloids, then moves into mainstream outlets. Eventually the mayor is forced to make a statement. "He was so cute, of course I was petting him! What's more, this cat is a hero to our fine city. I'll say it: I'm not afraid to stroke Mike Hawk in public! I'll do it any time and I don't care who sees!" The statement is taken out of context and quickly goes viral. The mayor's approval ratings increase by 30 points and he steamrolls his opponent in the next election. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/14/24 7:07:14 AM #433:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d25acdbb.jpg Grandma goes waterskiing with Grotto Martinez. This does NOT seem like a safe activity for a woman her age to be doing in a rooftop pool. You insist she stops. She begs for five more minutes. You compromise and allow her three. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3433ab46.jpg Grotto kicks back with Benjamin Wallace and his plus one to the party, Henry the demon. Apparently he knows Henry through work in the Samsummon app. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/186cd257.jpg The mystery man teaches Boney about flexing and self-confidence. He's already the top performer on OnlyFloofs as of this morning, but he's obviously still pretty new to showing off his body and could use some pointers. They practice flexing by the pool. Taking in the spectacle is a nice backup activity for Grandma. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981709162] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d25acdbb.jpgGrandma goes waterskiing with Grotto Martinez. This does NOT seem like a safe activity for a woman her age to be doing in a rooftop pool. You insist she stops. She begs for five more minutes. You compromise and allow her three. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3433ab46.jpgGrotto kicks back with Benjamin Wallace and his plus one to the party, Henry the demon. Apparently he knows Henry through work in the Samsummon app. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/186cd257.jpgThe mystery man teaches Boney about flexing and self-confidence. He's already the top performer on OnlyFloofs as of this morning, but he's obviously still pretty new to showing off his body and could use some pointers. They practice flexing by the pool. Taking in the spectacle is a nice backup activity for Grandma. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/14/24 7:10:14 AM #434:	Congratulations! You beat the game! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fceba42d.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5b93789.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/763f3b3f.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07262e1d.jpg --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981709178] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations! You beat the game! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fceba42d.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5b93789.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/763f3b3f.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07262e1d.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 08/14/24 7:15:18 AM #435:	What a lovely epilogue. Thanks again Hambo! --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:981709204] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>What a lovely epilogue. Thanks again Hambo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/14/24 7:20:23 AM #436:	Flawless. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:981709231] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Flawless.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 08/14/24 7:38:51 AM #437:	Thank you for that great interactive story with pictures Hambo :D --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:981709328] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Thank you for that great interactive story with pictures Hambo :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydnieStarlight 08/14/24 8:10:10 AM #438:	Hambo posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5e7c645b.jpg Mike's face here is prime reaction image material, someone needs to crop it! Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~ --- Master Duel (373-244-752) \| FGO (960,463,298) \| Star Rail (601319792) Let's be friends~ <cite>SydnieStarlight posted [p:981709552] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5e7c645b.jpg</quote>Mike's face here is prime reaction image material, someone needs to crop it!Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 08/14/24 8:27:57 AM #439:	Hambo posted... . https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/186cd257.jpg The mystery man teaches Boney about flexing and self-confidence. He's already the top performer on OnlyFloofs as of this morning, but he's obviously still pretty new to showing off his body and could use some pointers. They practice flexing by the pool. Taking in the spectacle is a nice backup activity for Grandma. And how to get sun burned holy crap! I got sun burned that bad once it hurt to even pee. I even had second degree burns on my shoulders. This is was an amazingly fun topic, thank you for making it! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:981709705] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite>. <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/186cd257.jpgThe mystery man teaches Boney about flexing and self-confidence. He's already the top performer on OnlyFloofs as of this morning, but he's obviously still pretty new to showing off his body and could use some pointers. They practice flexing by the pool. Taking in the spectacle is a nice backup activity for Grandma.</quote>And how to get sun burned holy crap! I got sun burned that bad once it hurt to even pee. I even had second degree burns on my shoulders. This is was an amazingly fun topic, thank you for making it!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/14/24 9:14:40 AM #440:	Game of the year. Topic of the year. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8cc024b.jpg Ghoul of the year. Thank you for the topic, Hambo! --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981710075] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Game of the year. Topic of the year. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8cc024b.jpgGhoul of the year. Thank you for the topic, Hambo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 08/14/24 10:42:04 AM #441:	I'm happy I got to be a part of this journey with you, thanks guys --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:981710957] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>I'm happy I got to be a part of this journey with you, thanks guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 08/14/24 12:47:14 PM #442:	10/10 topic. --- https://static.tumblr.com/fxyqnnj/aUMm09zol/alvin_and_leia.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:981712202] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>10/10 topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/14/24 4:25:42 PM #443:	Thanks everyone. This was fun. Not at all what I expected when I made the topic, but I like where we went with it. Mistere_Man posted... And how to get sun burned holy crap! I got sun burned that bad once it hurt to even pee. I even had second degree burns on my shoulders. Nah, he just looks like that. People come in all sorts of colors. Some are red, some are purple, some are yellow, some are blue, and some are pasty white cuz they need to get out of the house and have an adventure with a sassy little cat. And they're all valid, unless they're blue. :] For realsies though, wear sunscreen, kids. That sounds awful. SydnieStarlight posted... Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~ You start a new game on "The Dark Souls of Choose Your Own Adventure Topics" difficulty. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c00b5058.jpg Well, that was fast. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981715064] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Thanks everyone. This was fun. Not at all what I expected when I made the topic, but I like where we went with it. Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>And how to get sun burned holy crap! I got sun burned that bad once it hurt to even pee. I even had second degree burns on my shoulders.</quote>Nah, he just looks like that. People come in all sorts of colors. Some are red, some are purple, some are yellow, some are blue, and some are pasty white cuz they need to get out of the house and have an adventure with a sassy little cat. And they're all valid, unless they're blue. :] For realsies though, wear sunscreen, kids. That sounds awful. SydnieStarlight posted... </cite><quote>Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~</quote>You start a new game on "The Dark Souls of Choose Your Own Adventure Topics" difficulty. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c00b5058.jpg Well, that was fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 08/14/24 5:50:50 PM #444:	Hambo posted... Thanks everyone. This was fun. Not at all what I expected when I made the topic, but I like where we went with it. Nah, he just looks like that. People come in all sorts of colors. Some are red, some are purple, some are yellow, some are blue, and some are pasty white cuz they need to get out of the house and have an adventure with a sassy little cat. And they're all valid, unless they're blue. :] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sOy9b_WAJk&pp=ygUJQW0gaSBibHVl --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:981716302] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Thanks everyone. This was fun. Not at all what I expected when I made the topic, but I like where we went with it. Nah, he just looks like that. People come in all sorts of colors. Some are red, some are purple, some are yellow, some are blue, and some are pasty white cuz they need to get out of the house and have an adventure with a sassy little cat. And they're all valid, unless they're blue. :] </quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sOy9b_WAJk&pp=ygUJQW0gaSBibHVl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 08/14/24 6:27:53 PM #445:	Thank you for this Hambo. It has been quite a ride and I enjoyed every bit of it. I'm actually a bit sad that it's over, updates to this topic have been a highlight for me the past few weeks <3 --- Corruption that you can believe in. (She/her) <cite>evilpresident posted [p:981716689] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Thank you for this Hambo. It has been quite a ride and I enjoyed every bit of it. I'm actually a bit sad that it's over, updates to this topic have been a highlight for me the past few weeks <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/14/24 6:30:47 PM #446:	pet cat --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:981716723] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>pet cat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 08/14/24 7:41:44 PM #447:	evilpresident posted... Thank you for this Hambo. It has been quite a ride and I enjoyed every bit of it. I'm actually a bit sad that it's over, updates to this topic have been a highlight for me the past few weeks <3 Aww thank you so much and thanks for playing along. :3 Also since we're already over 400 posts, I guess y'all can keep messing around in the postgame until 500 if you want. There just won't be any more arcs or bigger sequences lol. And maybe that'll be easier and I won't feel the need to make cohesive action or interesting compositions or full color or God forbid shading. Idk lol. thronedfire2 posted... pet cat Oh yes, of course. You do that. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d29cc03.jpg --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981717465] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>evilpresident posted... </cite><quote>Thank you for this Hambo. It has been quite a ride and I enjoyed every bit of it. I'm actually a bit sad that it's over, updates to this topic have been a highlight for me the past few weeks <3</quote>Aww thank you so much and thanks for playing along. :3 Also since we're already over 400 posts, I guess y'all can keep messing around in the postgame until 500 if you want. There just won't be any more arcs or bigger sequences lol. And maybe that'll be easier and I won't feel the need to make cohesive action or interesting compositions or full color or God forbid shading. Idk lol.thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>pet cat</quote>Oh yes, of course. You do that. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d29cc03.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 08/14/24 7:51:59 PM #448:	Let's look at our stats and inventory. There's always some cool goodies when you start a new game plus. --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:981717591] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Let's look at our stats and inventory. There's always some cool goodies when you start a new game plus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 08/14/24 7:55:31 PM #449:	The singular form of dice is die. Ill see myself out now. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:981717628] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>The singular form of dice is die.Ill see myself out now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 08/14/24 7:56:32 PM #450:	SydnieStarlight posted... Mike's face here is prime reaction image material, someone needs to crop it! Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~ Here ya go https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b0c3fde7.jpg --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:981717642] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>SydnieStarlight posted... </cite><quote>Mike's face here is prime reaction image material, someone needs to crop it!Also, looks like it's time to start another playthrough on the highest difficulty~</quote>Here ya go https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b0c3fde7.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 08/14/24 8:19:28 PM #451:	Thank you for keeping this going for so long, Hambo! It's been very entertaining! --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:981717960] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>Thank you for keeping this going for so long, Hambo! It's been very entertaining!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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