Current Events > $1 billion but Donald Trump gets Homelander's powers

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He already has the narcissism and disregard for people lesser than him so this would just complete the package.

Guess I'll stay poor.

Noooooooooooooope.

Fuck no. Trump is awful enough as he already is. There's nothing you could possibly offer me that would make it worth permanently giving him the power to smash the earth into pieces on a whim.

Sure. Ill never come into contact with him, so give me that fucking money.

Homelander ages and dies like a normal person. He wouldnt have those powers for long.

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I'd do it for 10 million

Finally one of these that would be difficult to answer. The problem here isn't so much Trump having Homelander's powers as it is trying to avoid him when you are a billionaire.

If I was feeling destructive then I'd take the money and build a facility covered in zinc to lay low in until he dies. If I was feeling empathetic for humanity I would spare them the fate of having that narcissist and wannabe dictator with real power at his fingertips every moment.

well the one plus side to this is that Homelander doesn't have immortality, so I doubt Trump would live much longer (if at all longer) with Homelander's powers but

yeah no

are you fucking kidding he'd wipe blue states off the map in a heartbeat

Id take the money. he would drop dead from super over exertion just from realizing he has powers very quickly. most damage he would do, is to himself.

Yeah, let's give an egomaniac with a god complex actual godlike powers.

I forsee nothing possibly going horribly fucking wrong with that.

that's the joke

can i have dinner with him first

That's a lot of money, however Trump having Homelander's powers would be terrible. He'd probably find and kill me after awhile, so the money wouldn't even be worth it.

TheShadowViper posted...

If I was feeling destructive then I'd take the money and build a facility covered in zinc to lay low in until he dies.

'Why is there a huge area that I can't see into? Lemme check that out."

Not even for the treasured kombo of infinite wealth, infinite health, and infinite stealth.

No. Being rich isn't worth sacrificing the world for.

Chances are very high he'd use his x-ray vision on Ivanka, and be stuck like that for the rest of his life.

whats the downside Trump is old as we have seen father time gets to homelander so i get a billion he gets powers for what 3 or 4 years

If you took the money, couldnt he easily just take it from you? You pretty much doom everyone and you lose your fortune too.

Edit: What Kradek said.

CADE_FOSTER posted...

whats the downside Trump is old as we have seen father time gets to homelander so i get a billion he gets powers for what 3 or 4 years

You underestimate how much damage he can do... his "presidency" was 4 years, and his influence has gone well past that.

why would he take some randos money he wouldnt know me

Actually, could we flip this? I get the powers and Dumbfuck gets the money?

Hell no!

That would result in the deaths of thousands, including me probably. Even if I choose to be selfish its just not worth it.

Dont we already have enough problems with Trump molesting ladies without introducing a Homelander plotline?

TheShadowViper posted...

Finally one of these that would be difficult to answer. The problem here isn't so much Trump having Homelander's powers as it is trying to avoid him when you are a billionaire.

If I was feeling destructive then I'd take the money and build a facility covered in zinc to lay low in until he dies. If I was feeling empathetic for humanity I would spare them the fate of having that narcissist and wannabe dictator with real power at his fingertips every moment.

Why would that be overly difficult?

No way.

Also in the Boyz it's shown that supes can live well beyond the normal age range

Yeah fuck no. Trump with that kind of power would be a blight on earth.

Show me the money

Heineken14 posted...

Guess I'll stay poor.

Yup. A billion dollars won't protect me from Trump the unstoppable supervillain.

Your billion dollars will be worthless when the world is in shambles. Whole nations wiped out. Billions dead. Trump ruling over the globe.

The money isn't worth that nightmare.