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divot1338
08/24/24 12:23:05 PM
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Jesus had an erection when crucified.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Talk about the Spear of Longinus


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ReturnOfDevsman
08/24/24 12:32:44 PM
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This is definitely one of those details that you let people study on their own if they want to.

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Fluttershy
08/24/24 12:36:03 PM
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Do note that when Jesus was initially hoisted on the cross, he and the other two condemned were in decent enough shape to hold a conversation. Then after Jesus bakes in the sun for awhile and one of the female NPCs gives Jesus some vinegar to sip from a sea sponge (or was it a rag?), a Roman soldier stabs him in the liver.

like how william wallace shouted 'freedom!' and died a nice clean death.

like, you said they flogged him. while he carried his own cross. but he was like 'ah jeez that smarts' 'hey how you doin' after that.

the image of jesus' crucifixion is probably cleaned up in more ways than hiding his death boner.

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ROBANN_88
08/24/24 12:38:17 PM
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Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
Then after Jesus bakes in the sun for awhile and one of the female NPCs gives Jesus some vinegar to sip from a sea sponge (or was it a rag?), a Roman soldier stabs him in the liver.

IIRC, the stabbing was post mortem, to make sure he's dead

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YugiNoob
08/24/24 12:39:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bf556c3c.jpg

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divot1338
08/24/24 12:47:13 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
IIRC, the stabbing was post mortem, to make sure he's dead
Thats what I remember. The goal was to make it last as long as possible not finish them off.

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Kurt_Russel
08/24/24 12:49:35 PM
#58:


Big if true

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Foppe
08/24/24 1:00:14 PM
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Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
Yeah, Jesus's death definitely was not this. They forced him to carry his cross to the hill while flogging him, then they hammer nails through his wrists and ankles. Do note that when Jesus was initially hoisted on the cross, he and the other two condemned were in decent enough shape to hold a conversation. Then after Jesus bakes in the sun for awhile and one of the female NPCs gives Jesus some vinegar to sip from a sea sponge (or was it a rag?), a Roman soldier stabs him in the liver.
It can be caused by Asphyxia, which is one possible way to die on a cross.

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DnDer
08/24/24 1:04:05 PM
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Hyena_Of_Ice posted...
They forced him to carry his cross to the hill while flogging him

One story says they did that.

Another story says they let someone else drag it up there for him.

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Alucard188
08/24/24 1:05:46 PM
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I love the irony of using science fact to talk to a congregation that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old.

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/24/24 1:38:35 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
I love the irony of using science fact to talk to a congregation that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old.
Not all Christians believe that. The a scripture doesn't definitively answer the question of how old the Earth is.

Then again, I don't know where Catholics specifically stand on it. Wherever Potato Man tells them to stand, I guess.

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UnfairRepresent
08/24/24 3:43:11 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
I love the irony of using science fact to talk to a congregation that believes the Earth is 6,000 years old.
err

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SSj4Wingzero
08/24/24 5:26:25 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Not all Christians believe that. The a scripture doesn't definitively answer the question of how old the Earth is.

Then again, I don't know where Catholics specifically stand on it. Wherever Potato Man tells them to stand, I guess.

Catholicism has believed for around 1700 years that the Bible was not intended to be used as a scientific document, and most Christians in history knew as such. Creationism is actually more of a 20th century phenomenon.

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UnfairRepresent
08/26/24 12:15:21 PM
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Ricemills posted...
From that article:

In popular culture
* In The Sexuality of Christ in Renaissance Art and in Modern Oblivion,[6] art historian and critic Leo Steinberg alleges that a number of Renaissance era artists depicted Jesus Christ with an emphasis on his genitalia including after the crucifixion with a post-mortem erection a motif which Steinberg named ostentatio genitalium. The artwork was suppressed by the Roman Catholic Church for several centuries
Is this something the congregation including kids need to know about?

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Notti
08/29/24 7:43:18 AM
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Giving "I protect the Lord." vibes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNl6Gbk1NA

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