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I feel like you underutilized the canine feces. I really wish I had more of that dog shit flavor.

I've never seen dog shit be an ingredient on that show.

MysteryMan923 posted...

I've never seen dog shit be an ingredient on that show.

Hyperbole

What are those berries that become a delicacy after an animal shits them out

HylianFox posted...

What are those berries that become a delicacy after an animal shits them out

I think youre thinking of the coffee. Kopi Luwak.

"I'm not really getting any kind of a flavor profile from how you've incorporated the dog shit into this dish".

Lid about to come off to reveal the dish
*cuts to commercial*

"My lamb testicles were slightly overcooked."

It's honestly a terrible show they go far out of their way to pick ingredients that don't make any fucking sense.

"Your ingredients for dessert are.... Vanilla buttercream icing, Anchovies, and shirataki noodles"

LonelyStoner posted...

I think youre thinking of the coffee. Kopi Luwak.

That's it, yeah

Tyranthraxus posted...

It's honestly a terrible show they go far out of their way to pick ingredients that don't make any fucking sense.

"Your ingredients for dessert are.... Vanilla buttercream icing, Anchovies, and shirataki noodles"

Did you ever see the time they let the audience pick the ingredients? Chopped viewers are fucking sadistic. Ingredients were Lime jello, cheese doodles, imitation crab meat, and Durians. the judges basically said it was impossible to make a good dish from that

LightSnake posted...

Did you ever see the time they let the audience pick the ingredients? Chopped viewers are fucking sadistic. Ingredients were Lime jello, cheese doodles, imitation crab meat, and Durians. the judges basically said it was impossible to make a good dish from that

Yeah the viewer baskets are so trollish. I saw one that had fish heads and cookie dough.

I remember we tuned into the food network channel at a hotel we were staying at. And almost all the shows were cooking competitions with the exact same typical format of being overly exaggerated.

Tyranthraxus posted...

It's honestly a terrible show they go far out of their way to pick ingredients that don't make any fucking sense.

"Your ingredients for dessert are.... Vanilla buttercream icing, Anchovies, and shirataki noodles"

It's supposed to be a challenge though. Not much point if the ingredients are like steak, garlic, and potatoes.

pegusus123456 posted...

It's supposed to be a challenge though. Not much point if the ingredients are like steak, garlic, and potatoes.

There's a whole lot of stuff you can do to make things challenging while having ingredients that make sense. Steak, garlic, and potatoes make sense, but it would be pretty challenging to make a dessert out of them, for example.

Tyranthraxus posted...

There's a whole lot of stuff you can do to make things challenging while having ingredients that make sense. Steak, garlic, and potatoes make sense, but it would be pretty challenging to make a dessert out of them, for example.

That would make less sense than the typical challenge ingredient.

Guide posted...

That would make less sense than the typical challenge ingredient.

I don't agree. Imagine like a sweet potato puff pastry beef Wellington. It could be amazing.

Tyranthraxus posted...

I don't agree. Imagine like a sweet potato puff pastry beef Wellington. It could be amazing.

Sweet potato is already a staple ingredient of quite a few desserts, but you said potato, and they don't typically mix up surprise ingredients like that. That being said, potato candy exists. Like, from non-sweet potatoes. But beef wellington?