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UnfairRepresent
11/27/24 3:09:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTt2_p9Mqzw

He gave it a 3/10. Thinks it's too woke. He was a big fan of the previous DA games.

Dude even praised the combat in DA2 which is wild.

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blacklabelice
11/27/24 3:55:21 PM
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yeah i won't be buying this crap.

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/24 3:55:54 PM
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blacklabelice posted
so when are you going to watch the review?

I already have

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Mechu
11/27/24 3:56:49 PM
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Not surprising.

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DoesntMatter
11/27/24 3:57:50 PM
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did he literally say it's "too woke"? did Angry Joe really hop on board that grift train?

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/24 4:03:10 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
did he literally say it's "too woke"?

Not literally no.

did Angry Joe really hop on board that grift train?

No lol those grifters despise Joe with a passion because he's so openly pro-LGBT.

Dude even points out how the game hurts it's own non-binary storyline by the non-binary character's best friend literally deadnaming them after they died. And compares it to the good depictions in previous games.

ITT: Joe was a big defender of Anita Sarkeesian too which got him in hot water with the chuds.

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DoesntMatter
11/27/24 4:08:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Not literally no.

No lol those grifters despise Joe with a passion because he's so openly pro-LGBT.

Dude even points out how the game hurts it's own non-binary storyline by the non-binary character's best friend literally deadnaming them after they died. And compares it to the good depictions in previous games.

ITT: Joe was a big defender of Anita Sarkeesian too which got him in hot water with the chuds.
so then why are you saying he thinks it's too woke?

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/24 4:12:56 PM
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You haven't watched the review have you?

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Solar_Crimson
11/27/24 4:13:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Not literally no.

No lol those grifters despise Joe with a passion because he's so openly pro-LGBT.

Dude even points out how the game hurts it's own non-binary storyline by the non-binary character's best friend literally deadnaming them after they died. And compares it to the good depictions in previous games.

ITT: Joe was a big defender of Anita Sarkeesian too which got him in hot water with the chuds.
Then why did you say that he thinks it's too woke?

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blacklabelice
11/28/24 12:20:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Not literally no.

No lol those grifters despise Joe with a passion because he's so openly pro-LGBT.

Dude even points out how the game hurts it's own non-binary storyline by the non-binary character's best friend literally deadnaming them after they died. And compares it to the good depictions in previous games.

ITT: Joe was a big defender of Anita Sarkeesian too which got him in hot water with the chuds.

that was practically the only time he even mentioned anything remotely to do with identity politics at all throughout his 47 minute review. he spent the rest of the time shitting all over the dragon age game for not being a dragon age game, and just being a downright bad game for pretty much everything except for the background music.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 7:16:01 AM
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epik_fail1 posted...
I am currently playing. I do think 3/10 is wayy too harsh,

It's what I would have given it

the game is decent, but I struggle to get into the story. The most interesting so far is that one of my companion has a pet griffon.

Yes, that's the highlight of my playthrough so far

To be fair, there is huge lore implications with that

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googs19
11/28/24 7:26:28 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You haven't watched the review have you?

Why would I watch a 47 minute review from someone I've never heard of before when the only information I've been given is that the reviewer is a right wing grifter?
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Baron_Ox
11/28/24 7:28:51 AM
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he's not a a right-wing grifter, but he's also not a great reviewer.

edit: you're not missing out by not watching his reviews.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 7:29:15 AM
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googs19 posted...
Why would I watch a 47 minute review from someone I've never heard of before when the only information I've been given is that the reviewer is a right wing grifter?
Kinda silly to write people off without listening to them

Susprised you not heard of Angry Joe tho. He's part of that AVGN/Nostagia Critic old guard

Edit:

User Since: Jul 2002 Karma: 8101 Active Posts: 5

Ah, an alt

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Ar0ge
11/28/24 7:29:19 AM
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I've played 30 hours of it and I just can't any more.

The story is literally going nowhere. I've done so many quests with my companions and their development is going no where.

The writing, especially the dialogue, is abysmal. They repeat the same thing over and over. And I can't even roleplay rook. Hell just say some corny shit all the time on his own.

The combat is fun. But the progression is badly paced. I don't even think I'm half way through the story and I've already unlocked all the abilities for my build. So the rest of the games combat is gonna get stale and boring. I guess the good thing is I can respec at any time and try different builds. But then again, there's no point in roleplaying a certain type of character and build.

The exploration is decent enough.

3/10 might be a bit harsh. But I don't think the game deserves any better than a 6.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 7:31:12 AM
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Ar0ge posted...


3/10 might be a bit harsh. But I don't think the game deserves any better than a 6.
To be fair to Joe. He's not IGN

He uses the ful spectrum. A 5/10 is actually average. Not 8/10

I don't see the argument that it's an above average game myself. Pretty much every modern RPG is better

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googs19
11/28/24 7:36:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
User Since: Jul 2002 Karma: 8101 Active Posts: 5

Ah, an alt

Nope, it's my only account. I just don't spend my time chronically online so I don't know random minor Internet personalities.

UnfairRepresent posted...
Kinda silly to write people off without listening to them

If the only information I have about someone is that they are a right wing grifter, I'm going to write them off.
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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 7:40:55 AM
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creativerealms posted...
an excuse to hate things without coming up with a real reason to dislike it.
He gave valid reasons for over 30 minutes dude..

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creativerealms
11/28/24 7:43:15 AM
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I think Angry Joe is a hack reviewer so I won't watch.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 7:45:11 AM
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creativerealms posted...
I think Angry Joe is a hack reviewer so I won't watch.
:( I like Angry Joe

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Solution_45
11/28/24 7:49:03 AM
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blacklabelice posted...
yeah i won't be buying this crap.

a lot of people didn't lol
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Mechu
11/28/24 7:56:03 AM
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Was gonna wait for a sale, but frankly it doesn't look worth it even reduced.

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NeonPhoenix
11/28/24 7:57:05 AM
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All I hear about this game is how awful the writing and dialogue are

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Kamil
11/28/24 7:57:28 AM
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I watched half of it. I don't watch any of his other content other than his videogame reviews usually though I suppose I don't find them as entertaining anymore like most things. (I never cared about movie critics tbh). He spent most of the review of what I saw saying that the game is nothing like the old Dragon Ages. And how the people who made it don't even know anything about what made it good. He also slammed the new character designs of old characters, the repetitive dialogue and gameplay. How major companies games these days make games rated for adults, but treat people who play them like children. He didn't even focus on the "identity policies/wokeness" or any of the stuff these games get slammed for the day they come out that I recall in any real detail. I actually was going to watch the rest of it so I might as well.

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bloodyarts
11/28/24 7:58:38 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
did he literally say it's "too woke"?

UnfairRepresent posted...
Not literally no.

DoesntMatter posted...
so then why are you saying he thinks it's too woke?

Solar_Crimson posted...
Then why did you say that he thinks it's too woke?
Why did you say he thinks it's too woke? And no, I'm not watching the video. You made the claim. Cite your source.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 8:35:53 AM
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NeonPhoenix posted...
All I hear about this game is how awful the writing and dialogue are
I think it just sticks out because Dragon Age a series was known for its great writing and sarcastic assholes.

So when they go full Suicide Squad killed the Justice League, it sticks out

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Kamil
11/28/24 8:37:33 AM
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So he mentioned something about identity and pro nouns literally two minutes later after I stopped the video. It was story related though and how they messed that up in their own story. Not just the things ppl like being upset about, the usual things I hear about like just the options for creating a character.

Anyhow it has its amusing moments, but *shrugs* the opening skit while I get he was really hammering home to a point of some exaggeration how repetitive the dialogue was, was about as annoying as those two gods sound in their story. It's not worth looking up how to spell them correctly. Well that's it. I meant to watch the rest of it anyway. So I probably forgot if he made some throwaway comment early, but 95 percent of the video is about what I mentioned in my original post with definitely some better skits in it after the first one.

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BaphometFlux
11/28/24 8:56:57 AM
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Anyone who likes Angry Joe has horrible tastes.

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Baron_Ox
11/28/24 9:00:52 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Who the fuck has 47 minutes to waste watching a review?
the thing is, AJ also spoils the story of the games in his reviews; so that assumes that you're already familiar with the story or that you don't care about it.

that's why I stopped watching his reviews years ago.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 9:44:54 AM
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BaphometFlux posted...
Anyone who likes Angry Joe has horrible tastes.
:(

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Southernfatman
11/28/24 9:46:17 AM
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Have nothing against AJ or people who like him, but I never got the appeal even when I was big into the TGWTG/CA guys and gals back in the day.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 9:50:02 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Have nothing against AJ or people who like him, but I never got the appeal even when I was big into the TGWTG/CA guys and gals back in the day.
He's the perfect Venn Diagram of a massive nerd, a dude bro and a legitimate critic.

He absolutely comes across as genuine and one of your buddies who can be annoying but knows his shit.

I've never really heard him saying anything unreasonable about a game, even when I disagree with him (I.e, he likes DA2's combat)

I think he's perfect as a YouTube reviewer. I don't see why people hate him.

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ThisIsAKnoife
11/28/24 9:50:37 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
I've played 30 hours of it and I just can't any more.

The story is literally going nowhere. I've done so many quests with my companions and their development is going no where.

The writing, especially the dialogue, is abysmal. They repeat the same thing over and over. And I can't even roleplay rook. Hell just say some corny shit all the time on his own.

The combat is fun. But the progression is badly paced. I don't even think I'm half way through the story and I've already unlocked all the abilities for my build. So the rest of the games combat is gonna get stale and boring. I guess the good thing is I can respec at any time and try different builds. But then again, there's no point in roleplaying a certain type of character and build.

The exploration is decent enough.

3/10 might be a bit harsh. But I don't think the game deserves any better than a 6.

I agree with this post, story and dialogue are pretty meh but combat and exploration are pretty decent so far. But yea Im still missing like 3 party members but have all of my combat abilities / the points to refund and try another build so I can see it getting stale pretty quickly.

Definitely a perfectly adequate game not a 3/10. Would put it 6 or 7/10.

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Bringit
11/28/24 10:07:55 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
I've done so many quests with my companions and their development is going no where.
This is maybe the worst aspect of the game's pacing. The companions are good but they don't really start to get interesting until about 40 hours which is like halfway through the game if you're not rushing the story. I liked them all a lot by the end but it takes SO long before the companions really affirm themselves character wise.

If they did a sequel I think they should bring them all back because by the time the game ends is when you're actually invested in them.

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mach25687
11/28/24 10:20:53 AM
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Wonder what spoony is up to?

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DodogamaRayBrst
11/28/24 10:21:22 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Wonder what spoony is up to?
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Southernfatman
11/28/24 10:27:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Fair enough.

mach25687 posted...
Wonder what spoony is up to?

Probably nothing besides the occasional quiet stream. He was a favorite back then and it's sad how far he fell even if it was from his own doing and crappy attitude.

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dhampire1
11/28/24 10:35:10 AM
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He used to be decent and maybe relevant, but now he just releases his videos a month after all other reviews and copies what everyone else said.
I remember in the past he reviewed a movie the first night, he loved it and praised it then awhile later changed his review on it all to match what everyone else said. Which they all hated it
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Srk700
11/28/24 10:59:21 AM
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Game was like a 4/10 or 5/10 for me. Which was what I expected from modern BioWare. Very sad how EA ruined them like they do with just about all the development studios theyve bought.
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DoesntMatter
11/28/24 11:03:16 AM
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bloodyarts posted...
Why did you say he thinks it's too woke? And no, I'm not watching the video. You made the claim. Cite your source.
still waiting on TC to answer this

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 11:52:23 AM
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What makes you say that?

He's usually pretty astute when talking about game mechanics and hes above average in skill.

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SAlYAN
11/28/24 12:06:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What makes you say that?

He's usually pretty astute when talking about game mechanics and hes above average in skill.
He got that reputation after Dark Souls 2.

It was his first Souls game, and he streamed gis first playsession of it. The Souls fans on his stream did the usual Souls fan thing, and raked him over the coals like a bunch of assholes when he wasn't immediately great at the game. It pissed him off so badly that he was unreasonably harsh on Souls games for a few years afterward.

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 1:09:55 PM
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SAlYAN posted...
He got that reputation after Dark Souls 2.

It was his first Souls game, and he streamed gis first playsession of it. The Souls fans on his stream did the usual Souls fan thing, and raked him over the coals like a bunch of assholes when he wasn't immediately great at the game. It pissed him off so badly that he was unreasonably harsh on Souls games for a few years afterward.
This sounds a little self fulfilling prophecy to me

You sure he wasn't just making valid criticism of the game and the toxic fanbase didn't just do what they always do?

Like that guy who made like an 9 part video bitching about Hbomber guy saying DS2 Is best souls

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/24 1:12:04 PM
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Found it

Over 10 hours

millions of views

https://youtu.be/RzKasf4_x34?si=eMEQi4dLaFEIn_ER

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DarthEnvoy
11/28/24 1:15:12 PM
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I was already not interested in this game since watching Act Man dunk on it. The writing looks absolutely terrible. Dragon Age is a cursed series, only Origins was any good.

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Naughtol
11/28/24 1:23:37 PM
#52:


Joe gave BG3 a 9/10 solo and a 10/10 coop score so he can't be all bad.


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