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andri_g
11/30/24 3:34:31 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
"For double posting to steal the 500"

Stealing someone else's turn to post (well, two can play that game my friend...).

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Trumble
11/30/24 4:01:02 AM
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Topic piracy.

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Despised
11/30/24 4:05:41 AM
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Always being the person I arrest

What that was pretty slick with the double post end

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Zikten
11/30/24 4:33:04 AM
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I didnt ever look at the first one, so maybe someone already said this but....

I have a feeling half the people on CE might get arrested for voting democrat. It will get made illegal and then they will retroactively enforce it and round up everyone who didn't support Trump
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atom27
11/30/24 4:36:33 AM
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Trespassing

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Antiyonder
11/30/24 4:41:32 AM
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Tricking Spider-Man into coming to Hollywood to film a movie, only to trap him in a cave with the Green Goblin, Enforcers and The Hulk.

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andri_g
11/30/24 6:37:17 AM
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Air-dropping balloons filled with ant colonies on all of Trump's golf courses.

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Trumble
11/30/24 6:55:28 AM
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Forcing Barbra Streisand to make a cover of Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand".

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PMarth2002
11/30/24 7:00:07 AM
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Making counterfeit monopoly money.

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andri_g
11/30/24 7:18:10 AM
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Making real Monopoly money.

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Despised
11/30/24 7:27:00 AM
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Impersonating Ali g

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Error1355
11/30/24 7:28:36 AM
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Getting caught with a bag full of ink stained bank robbery money after a comical switch up of luggage at the airport.

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Antiyonder
11/30/24 7:35:21 AM
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Blocking out the sun.

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DisgracefulSins
11/30/24 7:45:05 AM
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Indecent exposure.

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andri_g
11/30/24 10:35:34 AM
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Double exposure
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Despised posted...
Impersonating Ali g
I've been andri_g longer than he's been Ali g, but he's been SBC longer than I've been. :P

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kinetika_
11/30/24 10:45:19 AM
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Sneaking onto the stage of a Taylor Swift concert with a large group of friends, and then spraying the crowd with urine filled water guns.
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andri_g
11/30/24 12:09:30 PM
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Wearing socks with sandals.
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kinetika_ posted...
Sneaking onto the stage of a Taylor Swift concert with a large group of friends, and then spraying the crowd with urine filled water guns.
No, I wouldn't want to piss her off... or on.

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Mussurana
11/30/24 12:11:09 PM
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Wearing white socks with sandals.

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Trumble
11/30/24 2:31:48 PM
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Robbing a bank using a sandal as a weapon.

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ShaneMcComez
11/30/24 7:25:56 PM
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Looking for Dragon Balls with your Dragon Ball radar on the White House front lawn.

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andri_g
11/30/24 11:52:38 PM
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Buying sandals used to rob snow banks *while* wearing a pair of white socks (chillin' like a Krillin).

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Guide
11/30/24 11:53:18 PM
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being silent like the g in lasagna
in someone else's closet

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Antiyonder
12/01/24 1:31:54 AM
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Grabbing someone's comic in detention.

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andri_g
12/01/24 6:13:45 AM
#27:


Going against the yonder.

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action52
12/01/24 6:18:41 AM
#28:


Writing the topic title as

"What will the user above you be arrested for 2?"

instead of

"What will the user above you be arrested for?" 2

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DisgracefulSins
12/01/24 6:22:46 AM
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Disturbing the peace

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andri_g
12/01/24 7:15:24 AM
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Stirring the pot.
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action52 posted...
Writing the topic title as
Next time, we'll just call it "What will the user above you be arrested for, action52?" :P

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Antiyonder
12/01/24 7:57:29 PM
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Taking credit for Cell's defeat.

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andri_g
12/01/24 11:19:17 PM
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Tickling people's feet while they're asleep.

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Trumble
12/01/24 11:20:01 PM
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Inventing a new slur.

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andri_g
12/02/24 8:20:20 PM
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Tickling people's feet while they're in an elevator (what a Frungy-muncher, lol).

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Antiyonder
12/04/24 1:10:19 AM
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Claiming Krusty Burgers as your Steamed Hams recipe and committing Aurora Borealis fraud.

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argonautweakend
12/04/24 1:10:55 AM
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Pooping at the manned checkout
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andri_g
12/04/24 7:03:35 PM
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Mongolian throat singing Enya songs at Karaoke bar.

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trentpac
12/04/24 7:08:09 PM
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Hacking the entire world's phones and changing everyone's ring tone to the theme of Dawson's Creek.

https://youtu.be/izpNuTxGIrM?si=oylo6c4ioVd8j2lI

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andri_g
12/05/24 5:56:05 AM
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Hacking Paula Cole's phone to have the DC theme "Run Like Mad" by Jann Arden for all calls.

[ Everyone else's phone will have the DC theme "I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole for all calls. ]

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Trumble
12/05/24 6:29:33 AM
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Inventing a new crime (then committing it).

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Antiyonder
12/05/24 7:02:19 AM
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Selling a bootlegged Turbo Man.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
12/05/24 7:07:30 AM
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Pronouncing the 't' in ballet

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Ricemills
12/05/24 7:09:59 AM
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Pulled a gun over Starbucks because their bagel had no cream cheese.

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andri_g
12/05/24 1:11:30 PM
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Popping a bag near someone connecting explosives to a detonator.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
12/05/24 7:05:20 PM
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Selling radioactive isotopes to Iran.

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Despised
12/05/24 10:23:35 PM
#46:


Wearing Crocs with cargo shorts and knee high socks

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SpawnShadow
12/05/24 10:30:02 PM
#47:


Selling uranium to the Iraqis without any mark-up.

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Trumble
12/06/24 4:56:11 AM
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Drunk driving on a horse

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008Zulu
12/06/24 5:16:20 AM
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Adding sugar to diet Pepsi.

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Antiyonder
12/06/24 5:17:55 AM
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Illegal weather experiment which may have ruined the clock tower and disintegrated a teenager named Calvin Klein.

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