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Antifar
12/08/24 3:37:49 PM
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https://bsky.app/profile/jphillll.bsky.social/post/3lcsymw2cfs2o

I'm not really sure there's a productive way to be searching central park several days after this guy left town, but it's another reminder that the "crime-solving" shown on TV is a myth.

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Beany
12/08/24 3:40:05 PM
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lmfao

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R1masher
12/08/24 3:40:41 PM
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Getting that OT

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CADE_FOSTER
12/08/24 3:42:24 PM
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guarantee they dont give a fuck either
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BakonBitz
12/08/24 3:45:50 PM
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It's the NYPD, they don't give a fuck in general, lol.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/08/24 3:47:33 PM
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They know it's bullshit to keep searching, but they've gotten orders to put on a show of doing something.

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 3:51:46 PM
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Those cops obviously just cashing checks.

Timesheet looks like
Monday: checked central Park for killer 12h
Tuesday: checked central park for killer 13h
Wednesday checked central Park for killer 12h

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cjsdowg
12/08/24 3:52:31 PM
#9:


These guys would find him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ae38672.jpg

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Charged151
12/08/24 3:56:07 PM
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Beany posted...
lmfao
That's my first reaction. It seems pretty clear the killer has left NYC at this point, so...yeah. Without any leads, there isn't a lot they can do.

CADE_FOSTER posted...
guarantee they dont give a fuck either

BakonBitz posted...
It's the NYPD, they don't give a fuck in general, lol.

Also this based off what friends who have lived in New York City tell me.

Lastly, some of the comments got a kick out of me, like this one...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b7d8afc8.png

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nocturnal_traveler
12/08/24 3:57:11 PM
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I don't think that these rich assholes realize that cops hate them too, as I'm sure plenty of officers have been screwed over at one time by their scummy insurance practices.

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Heineken14
12/08/24 4:04:10 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
guarantee they dont give a fuck either

As someone pointed out in the bluesky comments, it does straight up look like a middle school field trip. lol

Just a bunch of disinterested teens wondering around poking shit.

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DrizztLink
12/08/24 4:24:38 PM
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I'm not seeing how it's any different from police work as usual.

Other than them not shooting any infants or minorities, this is about the same work quality as their day-to-day.

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BucketCat
12/08/24 4:30:36 PM
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why don't they feed an image of his face through the magic database that they have in criminal minds?

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/08/24 4:32:40 PM
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If cops cant immediately start suspecting the spouse they have no idea what theyre doing. Theyre just hoping somebody knows him and turns him in.

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nocturnal_traveler
12/08/24 4:32:43 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I'm not seeing how it's any different from police work as usual.

Other than them not shooting any infants or minorities, this is about the same work quality as their day-to-day.
Which shows exactly how little they care that some rich guy got killed.

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Bugmeat
12/08/24 4:39:45 PM
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For me it comes across as a bunch of employees half heartedly acting for the news crew. Their superior told them to go out there and put on a little show for the cameras so they can get their footage.


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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 4:45:45 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
If cops cant immediately start suspecting the spouse they have no idea what theyre doing. Theyre just hoping somebody knows him and turns him in.
I'd be ok with arresting the wife tbh

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nocturnal_traveler
12/08/24 4:46:13 PM
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If they really want to find the killer, they're going to have to hire Wheels and the Legman.

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KiwiTerraRizing
12/08/24 4:46:40 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I'd be ok with arresting the wife tbh

Only really works on poor people who dont lawyer up.

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008Zulu
12/08/24 4:50:23 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I'd be ok with arresting the wife tbh
On what charge?

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__aCEr__
12/08/24 4:50:46 PM
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We ain't found shit!

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xAzNPimP4LiFex
12/08/24 4:50:50 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Only really works on poor people who dont lawyer up.

This. Theyre white and they have money. People like that are untouchable.

This is part of why the CEO got shot and killed in the first place

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 4:54:13 PM
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008Zulu posted...
On what charge?

Hiring a hitman for life insurance

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joe_stalin518
12/08/24 4:55:27 PM
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They are in central park so much cause it's safer to play Frisbee there then say the corner of 112w&Broadway in uws

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specialkid8
12/08/24 4:59:16 PM
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They aren't even shaking a bag of assassin treats. Not even trying.

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M1Astray
12/08/24 5:01:47 PM
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This guy is never going to be caught and is going to become one of those historical mysteries isn't he?

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 5:08:40 PM
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M1Astray posted...
This guy is never going to be caught and is going to become one of those historical mysteries isn't he?
He'll write a memoir when he's like 90 years old

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008Zulu
12/08/24 5:48:47 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Hiring a hitman for life insurance
Any proof?

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DrizztLink
12/08/24 5:55:30 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Any proof?
About as much proof as cops usually have when they decide to bust down the wrong door or start licking off shots into a public place

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 6:01:30 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Any proof?

Who cares? Let a jury decide.

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vycebrand2
12/08/24 6:05:20 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
These guys would find him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ae38672.jpg
Pretty sure there was a episode with this subject matter.

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NeonPhoenix
12/08/24 6:06:07 PM
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Seems like easy overtime money to me lol

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Bugmeat
12/08/24 6:19:05 PM
#36:


M1Astray posted...
This guy is never going to be caught and is going to become one of those historical mysteries isn't he?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e2c37999.jpg


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Cheetaluv
12/08/24 6:22:12 PM
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NeonPhoenix posted...
Seems like easy overtime money to me lol

Crazy how some get mad at people doing easy overtime, yet possibly guilty of doing worse.

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 6:23:19 PM
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I found him. He's chilling with the guys who did the Max Headroom broadcast hack.

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LightSnake
12/08/24 6:23:51 PM
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Dude just went on a Port Authority bus in the morning. He could've been halfway across the country by end of the afternoon

If he gets caught, it's probably just because he brags about it. If he was in NYC they would've likely caught him by now.

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Homeless_Waifu
12/08/24 6:26:40 PM
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I knew the feds werent gonna be looking for him when the CIA/FBI didnt make any statements or jointly operated efforts in finding that guy.

most likely not even considered Americas Most Wanted.

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EmanOn4life
12/08/24 6:28:12 PM
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Anybody feel like it'll be anticlimactic if it's a professional hit??

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Phantom_Nook
12/08/24 6:29:40 PM
#42:


cjsdowg posted...
These guys would find him.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3ae38672.jpg
I would love to hear what Briscoe has to say about the case.

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nocturnal_traveler
12/08/24 6:29:42 PM
#43:


EmanOn4life posted...
Anybody feel like it'll be anticlimactic if it's a professional hit??
Maybe. Unless it was the wife who hired the hit. Or it turned out that the CEO hired him for another hit, and refused to pay him.

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/24 6:31:01 PM
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EmanOn4life posted...
Anybody feel like it'll be anticlimactic if it's a professional hit??
This would be the worst case scenario because he's got everyone whipped up into an ideological frenzy.

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thronedfire2
12/08/24 6:37:24 PM
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lol the posts about this looking like a middle school field trip are so true

they send you on a scavenger hunt, but 75% of people sit back until the first few figure out where to go and tell everyone

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SSj4Wingzero
12/08/24 6:57:31 PM
#46:


Homeless_Waifu posted...
I knew the feds werent gonna be looking for him when the CIA/FBI didnt make any statements or jointly operated efforts in finding that guy.

most likely not even considered Americas Most Wanted.

Why would they get involved? People get killed in cities all the time and the FBI couldn't care less. Why does it matter when it's an executive?

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xAzNPimP4LiFex
12/08/24 7:25:03 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
lol the posts about this looking like a middle school field trip are so true

they send you on a scavenger hunt, but 75% of people sit back until the first few figure out where to go and tell everyone

hahahah walking around the park for busy work

I can picture it

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creativerealms
12/08/24 7:28:03 PM
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Searching central park? For a group of five black guys they can pin this on?

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LeoRavus
12/08/24 7:31:02 PM
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It would have been some shit if he popped out of that little bush they were searching

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VeggetaX
12/08/24 7:44:49 PM
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I wonder if they'll make a SVU episode for this

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Agent_Stroud
12/08/24 7:51:41 PM
#51:


008Zulu posted...
On what charge?

Oh, well come up with one later.

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