Current Events > DSPGaming General 35: I'm begging, begging you,

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Dsp said chargebacks are federal frauds and he could get people jailed for doing tip chargebacks.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp said chargebacks are federal frauds and he could get people jailed for doing tip chargebacks.

Interesting notion, so why haven't you tried doing it the entire time you've been streaming on twitch and youtube then, Dave? If you can get people jailed just like that, how about you do it then, pig?

https://x.com/brosydephil/status/1881212610370302404?s=46&t=yaW1Eb_3y6Ms8af8t266AQ

Phil and Kat failed to buy a DLC for Mario Kart, somehow, and instead had to buy the Switch online expansion pass and then he ranted about how dlcs should be free and Nintendo are bad and evil and whatever for charging money for their dlcs.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Interesting notion, so why haven't you tried doing it the entire time you've been streaming on twitch and youtube then, Dave? If you can get people jailed just like that, how about you do it then, pig?

Because the goal is to establish him as the underdog that constantly has ro endure the endless barrage of trolls.

How often does he not claim actions of others are illegal, breaking the law and how often does he call his detractors criminals, law breakers, mentally ill and such?

This makes it seem like he is facing near insurmountable odds and people will sympathize with him for that. I am also convinced he absolutely believes this himself.

And the thing about repetition, it works.

Phil's chat is disgusted that they can see Phil's feet in his new webcam long shot.

Phil says he has to buy more socks to be able to cover them up.

This man spends so much income on mobile gatcha games that he cannot afford socks.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil's chat is disgusted that they can see Phil's feet in his new webcam long shot.

Phil says he has to buy more socks to be able to cover them up.

This man spends so much income on mobile gatcha games that he cannot afford socks.

he's totally gonna make socks one of his tip goals

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQHxBrSPA8A

I don't know about you guys, but with quality gameplay like this, such as his very first match being an instant rage quit because someone picked a character he wanted to play as, I can't imagine why the wheelchairs didn't step up to the plate.

Ebic gameplay. Phil wants to one trick so he just quits.

Comcast has an outage in his area and his wrestling show is cancelled.

This will surely not be a 50 minute rant on his next podcast.

wanderingshade posted...

Ebic gameplay. Phil wants to one trick so he just quits.

Pig is talking about how his chat doesn't understand hero shooters when it's abundantly clear that he doesn't get it.

Oh, and while I decided to focus on the initial rage quit, also feel like mentioning he's pure fucking trash at Reed. Just because you can absorb a certain amount of damage and reflect it back with shift doesn't mean you can confidently go in 1v4 with a healer backing them up, Dave. Or just because you're bulked up, doesn't mean you can instantly tank Moon Knight and Punisher's ults. Saying this as someone who's still in Silver.

Phil has a weird idea that playing "tank" means "guns blazing, don't give a shit."

In his Mass Effect 3 TIHYDP he played Sentinel, the "tank" class and just stood right up out of cover in direct line of fire all the time, and cried when he died because he was playing a tank.

In Nioh he made a "tank" build (Which basically doesn't exist in the game) and just didn't care about dodging and guarding, and cried when he died because the damage numbers were stupid high.

Phil is also terrible at team games because he has no teamwork skills. Constantly runs into enemy areas and abandons his teammates while whining that they suck.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil has a weird idea that playing "tank" means "guns blazing, don't give a shit."

In his Mass Effect 3 TIHYDP he played Sentinel, the "tank" class and just stood right up out of cover in direct line of fire all the time, and cried when he died because he was playing a tank.

In Nioh he made a "tank" build (Which basically doesn't exist in the game) and just didn't care about dodging and guarding, and cried when he died because the damage numbers were stupid high.

He was trash at rivals last night and then said he was done with the game, yet didn't uninstall it lul.

Funny how he just runs in with Fantastic without practicing with him or checking out his skills.

Oh well, he got his money and ran with it

Fat nazi is grilling Phil about being a deranged hermit and disgusting person and Phil is just sitting there and slurping every single insult out of fear of losing his only (money making) "friend"

Dave literally owns more cameras, monitors, and microphones than he does pairs of socks.

What the fuck. And man, what the hell am I even looking at here, some fatty trying to jump ship off some other boat because it's helmed by someone who is most likely a PDF onto another one so he can just cook another lolcow into burnt bacon under the pretense of a wrestling show? Is that really what Triple Bypass (that's what I call him) is doing?

Whatever the hell is going on here is one of the most pathetic things Phil has ever been a part of. This is spineless even by Phil's standards.

Hes always been spineless when it comes to talking to people face to face. Dude was almost in tears during the side scroller interview.

He just admitted that the 25 push ups he pretended to do for a tip a few years ago were fake.

He banned the guy for not giving him the money.

Oh wow, link?

Dude got legitimately mad he did not get a tip for faking pushups.

LightningAce11 posted...

Oh wow, link?

Dude got legitimately mad he did not get a tip for faking pushups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvsVZ2iPdc

The exact clip is near the end, but it's worth watching the whole video for context.

Sidescrollers 2.0 happening with PPP mocking dsp.

https://twitter.com/Dumpykoala/status/1882163796699214270

DSP on why he takes 4 hours for grocery shopping.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://twitter.com/Dumpykoala/status/1882163796699214270

DSP on why he takes 4 hours for grocery shopping.

A very inefficient man.

Jasper's litterbox broke so of course Phil has to have a 40 minute diatribe about having to buy a new litterbox.

Apparently Phil has "domed" litterboxes with doors for his cat. I have never heard of such a thing, but it sounds unnecessarily expensive.

Its because phil keeps jaspers litterbox in his bedroom, not in a bathroom or laundry room like everyone else.

Did he ever end up getting that bloodwork for Jasper? I think a vet said he should do it and he didn't want to pay

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Jasper's litterbox broke so of course Phil has to have a 40 minute diatribe about having to buy a new litterbox.

Apparently Phil has "domed" litterboxes with doors for his cat. I have never heard of such a thing, but it sounds unnecessarily expensive.

Litterboxes with lids are relatively normal. Phil probably spent like $600 on a self cleaning one because he doesn't want to have to change the box every week.

Zikten posted...

Did he ever end up getting that bloodwork for Jasper? I think a vet said he should do it and he didn't want to pay

He bought a fight pad instead and wrecked it later on.

This is the guy who didnt clean up Jaspers puke in the bedroom and whined about how he has to wait for Kat to wake up and clean it.

wanderingshade posted...

Litterboxes with lids are relatively normal. Phil probably spent like $600 on a self cleaning one because he doesn't want to have to change the box every week.

Self cleaning ones can be dangerous. I heard some horror stories a while back .

LightningAce11 posted...

He bought a fight pad instead and wrecked it later on.

This is the guy who didnt clean up Jaspers puke in the bedroom and whined about how he has to wait for Kat to wake up and clean it.

Sigh
Poor Jasper

https://youtu.be/KzT_ZqvEOMU

he had a complete meltdown after someone mentioned his top whale being absent

Zikten posted...

Self cleaning ones can be dangerous. I heard some horror stories a while back .

Sigh
Poor Jasper

While I absolutely feel bad for Jasper and he doesn't deserve any of this, is it surprising Phil neglects him? Remember, he drummed a sick Leanna out of bed to cook for him. And his recent actions revolving Kat once again prove that he literally has no regard for anyone but himself. Anything and everyone around him is just a means to an end to him.

Phil has been slightly less delusional recently but this rant is right back up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bmx44pbMY

If you dislike him and make fun of him, but don't give him money, you are a loser... somehow

Got trolled into doing pushups and ranted about never doing them again if people dont support.

https://twitter.com/Dumpykoala/status/1883607230093971751

insanity

When did this obsession with fast food come back? I thought he was done with that and hated it because it's not healthy lol

Phil bought a snack box for the next DSP tries it and he's REFUSING to taste test all the snacks in it. Gotta have to give him 1500 more dollars to taste the last half of the 7 dollar box of candy.

Phil bought various cleaning tools for his office, saying he can "finally clean his office".

So he never cleaned it before.

None of them are a vacuum cleaner. His entire office is carpeted.

How?

He also didn't know cats don't like vacuum cleaners????????

A year ago Dave went thermonuclear on a viewer for saying that him going "it's just like me fr fr" on Infinite Wealth was beyond cringe.

Recently, Dave decided to reference this fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZzEFYvWW8
Really like the kick chat, "Do they make RGB spoons?"

Kind of an embarrassing thing to try to make a joke about.

"Remember when I had a melty comparing myself to a video game character?" and then he does it like a shitty version of Steve from Blue's Clues. If only he was wearing his green shirt. Today's letter is G, for Gwet fucked.

Phil is talking about buying underwear and he's confused by men's underwear not having a fly. He's 40 and he is having trouble comprehending taking a wizz without sticking your dick out through your boxer fly.

Also he's charging the dents money to show them his underwear.

He's so weird

In real time we are seeing what a man with no social skills is doing with a bunch of faceless strangers. Phil will be studied later on.

A fake ironchefsakai dropped 135 Argentinian subs. Phil sounded so hurt when he found out.

During his begging yesterday Phil suggested people should support because he "missed out on streams last week."

...What happened last week? The only thing I can remember is that he took an extra day off. Surely he's not saying people need to give him more money because he decided to not work?

He always compares what he has to a real job, but what job pays you money on the days when you dont work?

LightningAce11 posted...

He always compares what he has to a real job, but what job pays you money on the days when you dont work?

Unless it is PTO, not a single one. And when you are selfemployed, it is your own responsibility to manage your income in such a way you can bridge the days you dont work.

You'd think someone who majoree in finance would know this...

DSP asked ppp if he called his wife fat, and ppp said yea. Dsp immediately tried to damage control by asking if he was taken out of context. Pathetic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6hDZtyFAwD0
Moron actually thinks that people buy every single fucking game that's released.

Also, unhinged Hogwarts Legacy... something, not even sure whether to call it a rant or not. And no shit 2k sold more than fucking Metaphor Refantazio.