Current Events > Has Donald Trump been to church yet since he became President again?

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1NfamousACE_2
02/16/25 10:32:27 AM
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Just wondering

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Scintillant
02/16/25 10:33:47 AM
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did you not see that weird scandal with that priest who asked him to show mercy

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Thermador446
02/16/25 10:59:58 AM
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Scintillant posted...
did you not see that weird scandal with that priest who asked him to show mercy

I think that was right before he was sworn in

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PeteyParker
02/16/25 11:00:36 AM
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No. He spends every weekend golfing. You think he's actually going to spend time going to church?

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dameon_reaper
02/16/25 11:02:08 AM
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A bishop asked him to show mercy and everyone hates her and has been threatening her.

On the other hand, he's not gone to church since and everybody loves him.

Christianity, my dudes.
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ai123
02/16/25 11:02:27 AM
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He has a genuinely insane 'spiritual advisor' on call.

(Could be a skilled grifter faking the insanity, I guess).

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SSj4Wingzero
02/16/25 11:05:32 AM
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dameon_reaper posted...
A bishop asked him to show mercy and everyone hates her and has been threatening her.

On the other hand, he's not gone to church since and everybody loves him.

Christianity, my dudes.

And that's just the thing - if every single person in America voted based directly on the commandments given to us by Jesus, we'd have some sort of left-wing communist administration with no military

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Southernfatman
02/16/25 11:06:23 AM
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Most of Christianity these days is just the worship of Mammon and a new golden calf. Actual good Christians are a small minority.

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creativerealms
02/16/25 11:09:51 AM
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He doesn't want to burst into flames.

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McSame_as_Bush
02/16/25 12:02:21 PM
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Did Jesus ever go to church?

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NeonPhoenix
02/16/25 12:05:26 PM
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He went to church right after being swore in >_> With the whole priest thing

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Accolon
02/16/25 12:20:46 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Did Jesus ever go to church?

He went to Temple yeah

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FrozenBananas
02/16/25 12:22:08 PM
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It doesnt matter, theyll still vote for him again in the next election

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UnholyMudcrab
02/16/25 12:26:10 PM
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I imagine he would burst into flame as soon as he walked over the threshold

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__starsnostars
02/16/25 12:52:07 PM
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It certainly wouldn't be hard to find a right-wing pastor interested in creating Trump photo-ops at their church, because that's all it would be - Trump wouldn't waste his time attending the service but he won't even do that and the Christian right think he's the second coming of Jesus or something. Doesn't make any sense.

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Hejiru
02/16/25 1:10:39 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Did Jesus ever go to church?

Yes actually, or at least the equivalent of church at the time.

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WingsOfGood
02/16/25 1:12:43 PM
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Oval office is his church. He worships the savior of America.
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WingsOfGood
02/16/25 1:14:38 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Did Jesus ever go to church?

Jesus read from Isaiah about the messiah.

Then he said "today it is fulfilled!"

Then people were like "what!?"

He then rebuked them and they wanted to throw him off a cliff.

This was in his hometown he grew up in and people who knew him since he was a child.
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ellis123
02/16/25 1:21:00 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Did Jesus ever go to church?
Yes.

He then began to flip the stalls of the merchants.

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Tyranthraxus
02/16/25 1:21:12 PM
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Hejiru posted...
Yes actually, or at least the equivalent of church at the time.
Jesus was against church & public display of religion. He attended but mostly to tell people they were doing it wrong.

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FrozenBananas
02/16/25 3:27:08 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Jesus was against church & public display of religion. He attended but mostly to tell people they were doing it wrong.

Evangelical churches in the south have gone off the deep end years ago, the are all looking to steal peoples money just like Trump and Elon

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DrizztLink
02/16/25 3:34:33 PM
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The two times I know of that involved him going to church ended in, respectively, a woman daring to stand up to him and him tear-gassing a bunch of protestors for a photo op.

So honestly it's a crapshoot, 50/50 chance of him hating it because someone likes Jesus more than him or he gets to assault poor people so it's the fucking shit.

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Cynrascal
02/16/25 3:38:46 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Did Jesus ever go to church?

He did. And not only that, it was said that he even kicked out those who were using the temple as a blatantly shady form of business and said they made the temple a "den of thieves."

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Derwood
02/16/25 4:22:20 PM
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The fundie weirdos all come to him for photo ops

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