Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVI: Pigs, Rabbits, Birds and Withholding Racists

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That was a spicy topic.

How long till he buys Street Fighter 6 yet again on the Switch 2?

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LightningAce11 posted...

How long till he buys Street Fighter 6 yet again on the Switch 2?

Buying the game again to run worse is something a financial fool would do. Then, another fight stick...

Imagine buying SF6 again just to play Blanka poorly again.

wanderingshade posted...

Imagine buying SF6 again just to play Blanka poorly again.

We won't have to it looks like.

Wait what is he really doing that?

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Wait what is he really doing that?

I don't think Phil said anything to that effect, however, he bought the game first on PS5 and XSX, spend at least over 300 dollars for a controller/fighting stick (I think even twice?) to then buy a massively overpriced PC and buy the game YET again.

Now no doubt he'll be getting the Switch 2 because "professional gamurrrr" and I can totally see it happen he'll buy SF6 again under some stupid reasoning like differe t network, rollback and inout delay bullshit.

I still laugh that he basically mentally gives up when he fights Cammy and just decides if he ever gets drive rush Cr. HP'd there's nothing he can do. It's one of the most fundamentally simple SF6 interactions. Drive Rush normals are plus, Cammy will either frame trap you (which means you can't press or jump) or she will throw you (which means you have to delay tech) and he's just at a loss almost every time.

Cant do anything its all top tier bullshit.

Never mind the fact dude never ever blocks and tries to reversal out of shimmies.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Cant do anything its all top tier bullshit.

Never mind the fact dude never ever blocks and tries to reversal out of shimmies.

Even most of his complaints about mashing is without real cause. He's always trying to press something at bad spacing after one single blocked jab or like recently, a DR Cr. LK which isn't even plus. He hasn't even pulled up the frame data option in practice to see what Drive Rush normals are plus for the characters he plays.

Reminder that dsp hates labbing and learning to play the game and despises people that do. Every game should be like the broken port of super turbo.

If a fighting game isn't like his shitty Super Turbo port, then that game is shit.

He was asked why he makes Kat work when he comfortably earns over 120k a year and he went on a predictable rant.

You dont know how much he makes, every tip he gets could be fake, youtube takes a massive cut, dont ask him about his personal life and also he needs money now.

He was BLAKINGGG KAM ONNNNN

Dsp did a cologne review and had a crashout when nobody liked it.

This dude constantly does things his fans dont like or want and whines he doesnt get support.

He has hissyfit meltdowns where he insults his fans literally every single day, but he's confused why he's considered a lolcow.

DSP smells it is probably the dumbest thing he's done in quite some time, lmfao.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp did a cologne review and had a crashout when nobody liked it.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

He has hissyfit meltdowns where he insults his fans literally every single day

Uh, NO! He's MARRIED dood, he's married to Khet which is why he's not mad anymore! Watch the crying birthday stream and get felted, trolls.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp did a cologne review and had a crashout when nobody liked it.

This dude constantly does things his fans dont like or want and whines he doesnt get support.

For the life of me I don't understand how he has any viewers left at this point, let alone people willing to give him money. I honestly cannot remember a stream where he didn't shit on his audience.

Phil hasn't visited his parents in a decade because his hometown is boring.

His words, not mine.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil hasn't visited his parents in a decade because his hometown is boring.

His words, not mine.

Hold up, then where the fuck did he go when he got married to Khet? Am I stupid and overthinking here?

Wedding excluded. He got a lot of money from his mom for that.

Very specifically he is saying he doesn't want to visit his parents because there is "nothing to do" in Connecticut.

It's at around 2 hours 20 or 30 minutes in the WPIG stream from today.

Yeah his parents probably have no idea what he does or have ever seen his streams.

DSP threw a grenade at a wall, ran into it and died on CoD. "Whaaat it says my own grenade killed me?! Make sense of that!"

Dsp brought a pedo onto smark guys??

Oh boy Derich could have a friend.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp brought a pedo onto smark guys??

If the FBI did raid him, I'd love to know how he is streaming from his house. Maybe that guy is a piece of trash. PPP is a far more disgusting human being than DSP, and beyond his obsession with retaliating and furthering this drama, I have no idea what people are smoking that he looks bad here. Too many people, and I don't necessarily mean here, are quick to point the finger at DSP and only him. Phil is a greedy crackhead for money, but PPP and Warski are so obviously another level of despicable and heinous. I'm aware Phil has been bringing similarly reprehensible people on stream, but that doesn't necessarily negate that PPP is a sick person that should have some comeuppance. I even said some of those same exact things in the last topic, that the guy is lost and broken and so obviously genuinely wanted Phil to be his friend and talk about wrestling.

i havent been keeping up with this dude lately after the Kino Casino thing but i imagine he continues to begs for subs like a crackhead... lol

So basically all three of his wrestling show cohosts were chosen because they wanted a platform to bitch about PPP?

Phil continues to be a serious content creator.

Not a drama streamer though.

Holy shit. His guest said PPP is so fat he's going to die soon and people giving him money are helping him die faster by allowing him to buy more food.

Phil with a wife almost the same size: "Hmm yes, quite true. That's the shtick at this point. "

People are helping Phil die faster by giving him money so he can buy more Gordon's Dry Gin.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Holy shit. His guest said PPP is so fat he's going to die soon and people giving him money are helping him die faster by allowing him to buy more food.

Phil with a wife almost the same size: "Hmm yes, quite true. That's the shtick at this point. "

She is big but let's be real, nowhere near the same size as PPP

Phil is trying to explain why wokeness is bad while pretending to not be a rightwinger and I cannot imagine a five year old having a less intelligent explanation of anything he's saying.

There are two political sides. Not hating gay people and conservatives, and those are two equal ideologies.
-DSP, probably.

That's not even specifically true of all Democrats either, in a certain sense. There might be really old fashioned moderate democrat voters who don't really care for gay right one way or the other, more neoiberal Dems who are progressive socially and then the really lefty democrats whose entire life ideology is defending victims to the point that victimhood is kind of a badge of honor and they start trying to do a hierarchical pecking order of either who is more of a victim or who is more of a saintly defender of victims while shouting over everyone and denigrating people who aren't "good enough" of a defender of victims.

And then Conservatives are almost ALL lockstep with the party line no matter what. There's hardly anything that's a deal breaker to them

Remember how just one week ago he was going wild over people not donating to his stream because they're all racists who see woke everywhere.

I maintain that the political belief Dave has is exactly the same as Moviebob's in that it's "whatever will benefit me the most right now"

Dsp is just one of those old school bigots, where he doesnt want to hear about inequality, he has no idea how other people live and assumes the worst of them.

Phil is having a sissyfit about how a game for toddlers is too difficult.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is having a sissyfit about how a game for toddlers is too difficult.

Literally got his inventory jacked by Creepers and Zombies XD

Even got killed by a Zombie using his own Diamond Sword.

Phil is so terrified of making his own decisions about his content he has spent the entire prestream melting down over what to play today and the fact that he's not getting an overwhelming response in one direction or another is leaving him as a literal deer in headlights. All stream. "I don't know what to do", he is literally saying. After discussing it at least 90 minutes.

Imagine planning on playing Oblivion today no matter how the cookie crumbles, and instead of doing it when you get frontpaged on Kick, you decide to wait until later when you'll probably be off the frontpage and instead play a puzzle game supported by 1 whale at best.

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Has anyone ever confronted him about that behavior? I wonder if he is even aware he does it or its an unconscious tic

https://x.com/gamebryoviews/status/1915046843744158127?t=9WmcA-zrBDWk8qcM0f8NUA&s=19

Nice to see nothing ever changes.

How is the lockpicking supposed to work? What is he doing wrong?

Phil ordered 2 Switch 2 on his night stream, but on his daily wrap he is crying, claiming that trolls socially engineered his wallmart account and cancelled his order. Conveniently this allow shim to beg for a Switch 2.

Extreme doubt.

But also, next prestream will surely be a ball of fun.

dancing_cactuar posted...

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Every damn time

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil ordered 2 Switch 2 on his night stream, but on his daily wrap he is crying, claiming that trolls socially engineered his wallmart account and cancelled his order. Conveniently this allow shim to beg for a Switch 2.

Extreme doubt.

But also, next prestream will surely be a ball of fun.

Well there might be a little hint of truth to trolls canceling his order:

https://youtu.be/E3zp65UhT2U?si=7SXq-Xd3jib9qzjh

But only because Phil is a massive moron who doxxed himself (and the order number). And he tried to order 2 so he could scalp the second.

Also, he has the vocabulary of a 3 year old, how many fucking times can you say "in line" in shuch a short span.

Well he tried to buy 2 of them.