Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVI: Pigs, Rabbits, Birds and Withholding Racists

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Phil got up to do something and once again it looks like he's wearing a diaper.

Former Rimworld dev has now become a detractor
https://x.com/Rhopunzel/status/1941166478360993883

Dude wants $5000 for a new vest holy shit

poor kat is never going on the honeymoon, if she is still even living with him

UK residents, can one of you guys explain why so many of his whales are from the British Isles?

I guess the british pound is worth more than the dollar so those are some foreigners hes ok with donating.

He even mocked an australian chatter because $5 aud was like $3 usd

Kat has screwed up dinner once again so dsp is forced to get sonic.

LightningAce11 posted...

Kat has screwed up dinner once again so dsp is forced to get sonic.

And I am sure by "get" he just spent yet more money on those delivery apps .

He said that the food was screwed up and both he and Kat agreed not to eat it.

I am 100% sure that was a one way conversation.

"Hunny, this isn't your fault totes, but this food sucks. You agree right?"

"Yeah, Phil. Sure."

I'm more convinced that he didn't even ask Khet anything, just Doordashed Sonic because fuck it, and lied because he can't go 10 minutes without lying.

Now knowing that a certain war criminal is part of the main storyline in Death Stranding 2 and gives you a silly reward if you get l to the second connection level, did he deliver a pizza to the data scientist yet or is he continuing to live up to the Death Stranding name I invented for him of "Phil Slowman"?

Phil has cancelled his stream due to "unforseen circumstances" and doesn't know when he will be able to stream again.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil has cancelled his stream due to "unforseen circumstances" and doesn't know when he will be able to stream again.

Ok, so he's using the 1k he got to visit his dying mom in Connecticut like he said he'd do in the Kino Casino DMs, got it.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Ok, so he's using the 1k he got to visit his dying mom in Connecticut like he said he'd do in the Kino Casino DMs, got it.

I didn't think it needed to be said, so I didn't.

He'll be back tomorrow and the reason for not being able to steam today will be a nothing burger but expect the begging to be off the charts insane

b_nolan posted...

He'll be back tomorrow and the reason for not being able to steam today will be a nothing burger but expect the begging to be off the charts insane

I HAVE RECEIVED A 50 SUB BOMB FROM LANCE CATAMARAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH LANCE I'LL PUT YOU UP ON THE LEADERBOARD! Now in order to hit the next goal...

You guys know that WE are going to have to make up for his missed days of streaming right?

Phil does not seem to be back today either, unless he is announced his return on twitter but not his community notes, which seems unlikely.

He also hasn't commented on his lack of return, again, as far as I can see outside of Twitter.

I think hes definitely going to visit his parents or it has something to do with Kat.

Fifth day of afk, with no update.

You think he's waiting for the detractors to beg him to come back? Because honestly it would take forever.

Its gotta be something to do with his parents. If it is, why did he leave it this long while lamenting their poor health for years?

Well, whatever the story 'might' be (come on, it's Phil, there will be lies), he still has time to get his daily fix:

https://x.com/mario_faker/status/1943159880564842791?t=uuz4euAPoUfJfnrd9jU0ew&s=19

Phil would play it at a funeral

The pig returns tomorrow

Return of the pig

https://x.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1943878654779371765?t=GYa5oW_CqUZ2_Uj_CNROlA&s=19

"Return of the King", good lord.

Also, get ready little paypiggies, your "King" has missed 4 days of your payments, time to make up for the deficit.

Nazanir posted...

https://x.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1943878654779371765?t=GYa5oW_CqUZ2_Uj_CNROlA&s=19

"Return of the King", good lord.

Also, get ready little paypiggies, your "King" has missed 4 days of your payments, time to make up for the deficit.

The begging shall be....exquisite!

"EMPTY YOUR WALLETS, I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS" - Phil probably.

wanderingshade posted...

"EMPTY YOUR WALLETS, I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS" - Phil probably.

I HAVE RECEIVED A 50 SUB BOMB FROM LANCE CATAMARAN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

"You were all wrong about the guesses you made"
-Man who said people were wrong about him owning a cat before revealing that he owned a cat the same exact day.

100% something happened in Connecticut.

Phil claims he has a lawyer documenting all his trolls to sue them.

Why does every new arc start with him attacking and threatening detractors?

https://x.com/MeowBlocks/status/1944103942939394219?t=dkCquTWCUDJDTOY05KLX4g&s=19

This is the beginning of the Stream.

that was a fun prestream for sure.

Hes still upset about the cologne review.

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1944486860257984716?t=DfRNsDlZ_wsJ2_w774q6LQ&s=19

He is an absolutely disgusting human being. It may sound like he is making joke, but we all know he is being deadly serious. He truly believes he is entitled to the money of others.

He really doesn't get that he gets treated the way he's treated people all these years.

Why is he so blind to that?

Nazanir posted...

He is an absolutely disgusting human being. It may sound like he is making joke, but we all know he is being deadly serious. He truly believes he is entitled to the money of others.

You can tell he's not making a joke because one time he basically told someone who gave him $2 that he stiffed him because the dude mentioned being on vacation. His logic was "You should have given me more money because if you can afford vacation you can afford to give me more money".

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1944622682487521388?t=bKzoL8a8LNf2YpQGwkkVWQ&s=19

I swear you can hear the moment the lie starts to develop in his mind and reality just has to bend to Phil'a delusions.

Phil has found a way to make his streams even worse.

Periodically reading out the list of chatters with the highest amount of chat exp.

Fun!

Apparently Billy Mitchell is tweeting about DSP.

I saw that lol, phil will eventually rant about it.

Rimworld dev that became a detractor noticed that for all the talk Dave is doing about suing people for using shit without permission, that for the past few months Dave has been using art the dev made for Starbound without permission.

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1945285752348172685

what is this thumbnail lmao

LightningAce11 posted...

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1945285752348172685

what is this thumbnail lmao

Most disgusting slop, holy shit.

What's with the multiple fonts?

Jayde kept asking to play mario kart but dsp denied him.

Phil pointed out to his audience that his chat was so slow and empty that Nightbot was in the top three chat exp earners.

He did it himself.

And he thought it was funny. And not embarrassing.

That lawyer guy who makes a thousand videos about the Hasan-Ethan Klein thing says Phil reached out to him about suing his detractors.

It seems Phil is actually serious about trying to find a way to sue his detractors. But even then because he is the eternal lolcow he is, rather than consult a proper lawyer, he DMs a lawtuber.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

That lawyer guy who makes a thousand videos about the Hasan-Ethan Klein thing says Phil reached out to him about suing his detractors.

It seems Phil is actually serious about trying to find a way to sue his detractors. But even then because he is the eternal lolcow he is, rather than consult a proper lawyer, he DMs a lawtuber.

I am 100% ready for the lawsuit saga

Even low tier god wants to sue his detractors.

Wings is the only one recognising how costly and ineffective it would be to do it. So what, he maybe takes down or gains access to a few channels, and the channel owner may have no way to give him money or be in contact.

He used to get kickbacks from a few channels which seemed better.