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1. I have done fetish porn
2. I have a pilots license
3. I went to the gates of Area 51 before the Naruto run

1. I have done fetish porn
2. I have a pilots license
3. I went to the gates of Area 51 before the Naruto run

Lie is the pilots license

1. I went to Japanese owarai comedy show yesterday
2. I had gum gum fruit icecream a few hours ago and it tastes floralish berryish to me
3. I won a plushie of one of those cat robot things you can find at Kura Sushi

1. As a kid, I unintentionally caused a neighbor to break up with her fiancee by making a prank phone call with her phone. Some friends and I had found it in the street and, not knowing it was hers, dialed a random number. She thought he was calling a secret girlfriend and kicked him out, never to be seen again.
2. I have fired a gun only once in my life. Some family members were skeet shooting, and let me take a shot. I managed to hit the target on my first try, then refused to take any more shots so I could honestly say I've never missed in my entire life.
3. I auditioned for a season of Big Brother back in 2018. I submitted my application and received a callback interview, then they had me take some tests for things like personality and how I would play the game. The only reason I didn't make it was because I failed a medical examination due to my bad knee.

I'm going to go with my gut and say 1 is the lie

1. As a kid, I unintentionally caused a neighbor to break up with her fiancee by making a prank phone call with her phone. Some friends and I had found it in the street and, not knowing it was hers, dialed a random number. She thought he was calling a secret girlfriend and kicked him out, never to be seen again.
2. I have fired a gun only once in my life. Some family members were skeet shooting, and let me take a shot. I managed to hit the target on my first try, then refused to take any more shots so I could honestly say I've never missed in my entire life.
3. I auditioned for a season of Big Brother back in 2018. I submitted my application and received a callback interview, then they had me take some tests for things like personality and how I would play the game. The only reason I didn't make it was because I failed a medical examination due to my bad knee.

@TMOG lie is 1, others feel too real

I'm guessing 2.

My lie is number 3

My lie is number 3

1. In fourth grade, I was friends with somebody for an entire year and never actually knew his name. We weren't in the same class and only saw each other during lunch or recess. Somehow, he knew my name, but I never found out what his was and after a while it felt too awkward to ask him. Every day we would play at recess and not once did anyone say this kid's name in my presence. We lost contact after that year when my parents pulled me out of that specific school and homeschooled me for a few years instead.
2. I nearly died a few years ago. I was sitting on my grandma's porch with my laptop, and heard a series of gunshots behind me, but didn't think anything of it because that's sadly a common sound in my neighborhood and I'm desensitized to it. I learned a minute later that there had been a drive-by at the corner of my street (nobody was hit, thankfully) and if I had been sitting six inches to the right, a bullet would have gone through the back of my head.
3. When I worked at Sam's Club, I nearly had a man fall on me. I had just clocked in and was going into the small computer room to check my emails for morning messages (we would use them to communicate price or layout changes, or things like that) and a contractor who was working on something fell through the ceiling, only about three feet in front of me. I tried to get him to sit down and rest while I got help, but he went right back up the ladder and back to work.

1. I do not own a pair of shoes that have laces

2. I'm 6'2"

3. I went to college on a football scholarship

1. I do not own a pair of shoes that have laces

2. I'm 6'2"

3. I went to college on a football scholarship

Fuck it I'm doing another round

1. In fourth grade, I was friends with somebody for an entire year and never actually knew his name. We weren't in the same class and only saw each other during lunch or recess. Somehow, he knew my name, but I never found out what his was and after a while it felt too awkward to ask him. Every day we would play at recess and not once did anyone say this kid's name in my presence. We lost contact after that year when my parents pulled me out of that specific school and homeschooled me for a few years instead.
2. I nearly died a few years ago. I was sitting on my grandma's porch with my laptop, and heard a series of gunshots behind me, but didn't think anything of it because that's sadly a common sound in my neighborhood and I'm desensitized to it. I learned a minute later that there had been a drive-by at the corner of my street (nobody was hit, thankfully) and if I had been sitting six inches to the right, a bullet would have gone through the back of my head.
3. When I worked at Sam's Club, I nearly had a man fall on me. I had just clocked in and was going into the small computer room to check my emails for morning messages (we would use them to communicate price or layout changes, or things like that) and a contractor who was working on something fell through the ceiling, only about three feet in front of me. I tried to get him to sit down and rest while I got help, but he went right back up the ladder and back to work.

1. I got married to my wife after dating for a month and a half.

2. I played lacrosse and hockey in high school.

3. I have met more than half a dozen actors who have been involved with Star Wars.

2

I'm guessing the plushie is the lie?

1. I've had carnal relations with older women when I was in high school.
2. I took part in an interrogation of terrorists who were captured during the Siege of Marawi.
3. My father's family were cronies of a dictator who banned robot anime decades ago.

Yep. It actually surprises people when I say how quickly I got married and we have been married nearly 13 years.

The actors are as follows: Ashley Eckstein, Jim Cummings, Carl Weathers (RIP), Emily Swallow, Alan Tudyk, Elijah Wood, and Dominic Monaghan.

Yep. It actually surprises people when I say how quickly I got married and we have been married nearly 13 years.

1. I have sat and had conversations with Kenny Loggins, Kenny G, and Joan Jett

2. I have spent time near the top of the online Tekken 8 rankings

3. I once was a phone psychic.

Like, what possesses someone to do that? How do you know it will work when still in the infatuation stage? Also, congrats!

3 is the lie

It was only tickling, sticky, feet stuff etc. in Vegas, but its out there lol

I used to be an EMT.
I have my pilots license.
I almost died at the beach.

Like, what possesses someone to do that? How do you know it will work when still in the infatuation stage? Also, congrats!

3 is the lie

1. I have been woken up by General Norman Schwarzkopf having his German Shepard pounce on me

2. I have won over 5,000 on a single hand of blackjack

3. Despite having dated a lot of women, I have never cold approached a woman in my life for dating purposes

When you know, you know. I proposed to my wife 6 months into our relationship. Been together for 7 years. No regrets.

Nope. I spent a week reading tarot cards and giving people psychic advice over the phone when I lived in Reno when I was 18. It was a dull, terrible job.

1?

1. I used to be on the cheer squad for my high school football team
2. I once threatened to attack my brother with a knife
3. I once threw up on a date while watching a movie

Damn. I really don't know. Maybe you aren't a Tekken expert?

I was pretty sure at about 4 months, but still waited to propose. It was a little less than 2 years after we started dating.

I do think being married after a month and a half can be a risk though. Probably haven't dealt with any issues yet and tested compatibility.

Feet are awesome

1. I used to be on the cheer squad for my high school football team
2. I once threatened to attack my brother with a knife
3. I once threw up on a date while watching a movie

1. i dated my girl 10 years before getting married
2. Ive been arrested
3. Ive never seen an episode of Star trek

I feel 1 is the lie

1. i dated my girl 10 years before getting married
2. Ive been arrested
3. Ive never seen an episode of Star trek

Thats fair. We didnt even have our first argument until a year and a half or so. Drove some of our friends crazy lol

1. I quit smoking nearly 15 years ago, though to this day I continue to suck on nicotine lozenges. Before that I tried everything, quitting cold turkey, the patch, you name it, but the lozenges were the thing that finally stuck. I think about weening off of them from time to time but I figure whatever negative effects are still better than if I were to go back to smoking.
2. My biggest disappointment in another person happened in high school when my best friend tried to get my favorite teacher fired over false claims of sexual harassment. I know or at least strongly believe they were all lies because of the incident that preceded the accusation. During a school trip out of state her college boyfriend tried to visit her in her hotel room and the teacher would not allow it because of school rules. This set her on a path of revenge that shattered all feelings of friendship and respect I had for her.
3. My partner warned me for years that she would be inconsolable when our cat passed away, but I was the one who had a huge emotional breakdown when it finally happened even though I long thought I wouldnt be bothered as much. There were definite factors for this. She was out of state at the time visiting family and I was the one who came home to discover him deceased and I had the stress of having to tell her and worrying how shed take it. Still I was shocked how hard it hit me and was legit bawling for a bit and when that passed I spent the rest of the evening in a daze.

I feel 1 is the lie

1?