Current Events > There is a sudden push to 'Federalize DC' after member of DOGE got assaulted

(+) Yeah! (+)

That DOGE member is the well known Big Balls

https://x.com/rapidresponse47/status/1952840166458195972?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

https://x.com/restoreorderusa/status/1952845407312330874?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

Liar.

DrizztLink posted...

Liar.

yes. one of those fake incidents he makes up so he can act on em.

Trump says it was last night, Elon says it was a few days ago

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1952836498971344926?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

Reichstag Fire etc

I guarantee if a gang of men were harassing a woman it's far more likely the gang were members of DOGE

5 bucks says that big balls said something incredibly racist, got confronted, Doubled down and got shoved and thats all.. I expect everything else is just made up shit

Lying mother fuckers

Ah yes, the member of DOGE that hasn't been a member since June. Story is checking out already. This is a really stupid pretense to try and federalize DC over

a yes a single crime was commit obviously the place is out of control /s

lmao I already didn't believe it but Elon claiming it happened because DOGE bitch was being fucking Batman absolutely confirms this is fucking fanfiction

This so-called "big balls" guy sounds like someone who probably had it coming honestly

weird.. random guy says it was 8 black teens on a specific date, elon says it was 12 youths on a different date entirely

is anyone involved telling the truth? who knows \_()_/

Meanwhile, crime is at a 30 year low in the area...

pedro45 posted...

Meanwhile, crime is at a 30 year low in the area...

There's no reason to think facts have any bearing on these people.

holy crap it's not even real

lmfao

at what point does this constitute fraud. i feel like we should have laws against fraud like this.

Raiden2909 posted...

5 bucks says that big balls said something incredibly racist, got confronted, Doubled down and got shoved and thats all.. I expect everything else is just made up shit

or was walking out of a store, saw a black person (maybe even a kid), got scared, fell down, and went crying to daddy about the "big scawwy mean bwack people"

If proof comes out that this attack is fake, I hope the media drags them as hard they dragged Jussie Smollett for his bullshit fake attack

Is this another distraction?

Btw Trump was seen taking a walk on White House roof talking to press he implied he was making renovations on the roof

https://x.com/alaynatreene/status/1952744873934590309?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

Obviously those violent youth were all hopped up on fentanyl that they got from eating people's dogs and cats and just randomly decided to 12 on 1 attack a car to get at an innocent young woman. But thankfully very brave and concerned Patriot Citizen Big Balls was on hand to stop those perpetrators!

KnightofShikari posted...

or was walking out of a store, saw a black person (maybe even a kid), got scared, fell down, and went crying to daddy about the "big scawwy mean bwack people"

Or it didn't happen. I'm betting nothing happened

Isn't Big Balls out of Doge and with the social security office?

A_Good_Boy posted...

Isn't Big Balls out of Doge and with the social security office?

Yep. Hasn't been a member of DOGE since June. So that immediately makes me skeptical of this story if they can't even get that fact straight.

Not to mention, there's a picture of him covered in blood, supposedly from the attack, but the earliest instance of that photo that I can find is from Trump himself at 1:13pm today.

You're telling me, that in the age of social media, there's only 1 single picture from the incident, and it originated from Trump several hours later?

Jussie Smollet 2: 2big2balls

NoxObscuras posted...

Not to mention, there's a picture of him covered in blood, supposedly from the attack, but the earliest instance of that photo that I can find is from Trump himself at 1:13pm today.

I've seen that picture and I've seen pictures of the dude in question.

He ain't that buff.

We live in a post truth world now, whether it happened or not is kind of unimportant.

What's important is what they're going to use this as an excuse to do.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

Jussie Smollet 2: 2big2balls

Same exact thing that calls this into is the same thing that calls that one into question. You mean a bunch of teenagers were wandering outside in the middle of the night, happened to randomly cross paths with Big Balls, recognized him, and beat him up then just disappeared leaving no other witnesses? Hmmmm Idk man. Lots of hoaxes start with stories of random invisible black people that just disappear into the ether after leaving behind a victim. Since Trump and Elon are such upstanding truth tellers I'm sure this one is going to be different.

He was definitely jumped by Trump goons.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Same exact thing that calls this into is the same thing that calls that one into question. You mean a bunch of teenagers were wandering outside in the middle of the night, happened to randomly cross paths with Big Balls, recognized him, and beat him up then just disappeared leaving no other witnesses? Hmmmm Idk man. Lots of hoaxes start with stories of random invisible black people that just disappear into the ether after leaving behind a victim. Since Trump and Elon are such upstanding truth tellers I'm sure this one is going to be different.

Of course it was 8 of them too. He totally would have won if there were only 3 of them but nobody could be expected to defend against 8 people.

Remember during Trump 1, when Steve Miller was flipped off and had to throw out his sushi because his tears made the low-sodium soy sauce too salty? Sometimes I think about it when I'm sad.
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/7/9/17549282/stephen-miller-sushi-kellyanne-conway-civility-trump-officials

I highly doubt Big Ballz ever leaves his moms basement to get beaten up.

I'd be modded if I said what I wished would happen to Big Balls and all his DOGE friends.

This is such a stupid pretense for federalizing DC, though. We really are all on the dumbest timeline.

False flag %100

In this age there are cameras everywhere. So showing proof shouldn't be too difficult.

DC is currently experiencing its lowest violent crime rate in 30 years. But you can't expect people to stand around and not beat up Big Balls. It's simply too much to ask.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68c8a79d.jpg

Luteo posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68c8a79d.jpg

I think the bot got stuck

If they can Federalize DC that easily whats stopping them from Federalizing NYC, Seattle, Portland?

LMFAO he was beat up by a 15 year old girl

NoxObscuras posted...

Yep. Hasn't been a member of DOGE since June. So that immediately makes me skeptical of this story if they can't even get that fact straight.

Not to mention, there's a picture of him covered in blood, supposedly from the attack, but the earliest instance of that photo that I can find is from Trump himself at 1:13pm today.

You're telling me, that in the age of social media, there's only 1 single picture from the incident, and it originated from Trump several hours later?

Did they carve the "B" into his face the right way around this time?

PeteyParker posted...

Of course it was 8 of them too. He totally would have won if there were only 3 of them but nobody could be expected to defend against 8 people.

Well, there is maga super hero Chuck Norris and his KKKarate KKKommandos.

He'd roundhouse kick all 8 of them at once.

PLEASE tell me that Big Balls getting beat up by gang members is not the

Burning of the Reichstag EVENT.

(Another lie is that kids go free. Ten year olds have been put in adult prison).

This is all performative bullshit.

008Zulu posted...

This is all performative bullshit.

No. It's a straight up lie. Let's call it what it is. There was no attack

Luteo posted...

Trump says it was last night, Elon says it was a few days ago

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1952836498971344926?s=46&t=pGlQy9QzYotcsUa1DNrknw

That sounds SO EMBELLISHED, you know it has to be a lie. Its only missing a rainbow with a promise of no more rain.

Takuya_Lee posted...

No. It's a straight up lie. Let's call it what it is. There was no attack

There's a picture of him and credible outlets are verifying it.

It just likely didn't happen the way they're painting it. He got carjacked by teenagers