Current Events > Who would you rather be president right now? Trump or Bret Hitman Hart?

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Guns_of_Verdun
08/14/25 5:05:40 PM
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Could Bret Hart fix the economy? Handle China?

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Bishop9800
08/14/25 5:07:25 PM
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I wonder who's the idiot that voted for Trump

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ai123
08/14/25 5:22:49 PM
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I don't know anything about Bret Hart's politics or abilities, but I find it hard to believe he could be worse than Trump.

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Kanaya413
08/14/25 5:23:23 PM
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ai123 posted...
I don't know anything about Bret Hart's politics or abilities, but I find it hard to believe he could be worse than Trump.

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Silver_Ogre
08/14/25 5:25:32 PM
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I imagine Bret Hart would do rallies a lot like Trump's, but all of the rants about windmills replaced with rants about Bill Goldberg.
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Southernfatman
08/14/25 5:26:29 PM
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Bret's first act: Exile Bill Goldberg.

And you know what? Bret knew the truth a long time ago.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/432d8aa1.jpg

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hmnut7
08/14/25 5:28:09 PM
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Pretty sure I would vote for any non-MAGA person, before I vote for Trump.

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joaquintall
08/14/25 5:31:01 PM
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Inanimate objects can run the country better than the current guy. Of course I'm voting for Hitman.

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Daremo
08/14/25 5:42:22 PM
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You want a Canadian to become President of The United States of America?

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Enclave
08/14/25 5:44:57 PM
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He's Canadian but seems like a better choice anyways.

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Wedge_Antilles
08/14/25 5:46:45 PM
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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

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SauI_Goodman
08/14/25 5:47:15 PM
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Obviously he's ineligible. But anyone who knows pro wrestling knows that Bret suffers from a very bad case of "I tried to tell ya!"

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Bass
08/14/25 5:55:46 PM
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ai123 posted...
I don't know anything about Bret Hart's politics or abilities, but I find it hard to believe he could be worse than Trump.


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BiweeklyAaron
08/14/25 6:00:24 PM
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If Bret is even half the president as he is Game Dev, the US would be in great hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdIGG36GgU&t=99s

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kawalimus
08/14/25 6:07:49 PM
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Enclave posted...
He's Canadian but seems like a better choice anyways.

He's from Calgary Alberta which is more 'Murican than a lot of America
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PMarth2002
08/14/25 6:11:29 PM
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I don't know who Bret Hart is, but he's not trump, so I pick him.

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darkknight109
08/14/25 6:13:58 PM
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kawalimus posted...
He's from Calgary Alberta which is more 'Murican than a lot of America
Calgary? Nah. Calgary is Canadian centrist. Like most municipal areas in predominantly conservative regions, Alberta's cities tend to be bastions of relative sanity. Calgary is the only place in Alberta outside of Edmonton that reliably elects non-Conservatives both provincially and federally. They're also notable as being the first major city in North America to elect a Muslim mayor (who was stridently left-wing and proved to be one of the most popular mayors the city has ever had).

You want to get "'Murican", head outside of city limits. Rural Alberta is wild.

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Enclave
08/14/25 6:14:49 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
You want to get "'Murican", head outside of city limits. Rural Alberta is wild.

That's where my in-laws are so yeah, I hear ya.

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kawalimus
08/14/25 6:15:39 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Calgary? Nah. Calgary is Canadian centrist. Like most municipal areas in predominantly conservative regions, Alberta's cities tend to be bastions of relative sanity. Calgary is the only place in Alberta outside of Edmonton that reliably elects non-Conservatives both provincially and federally.

You want to get "'Murican", head outside of city limits. Rural Alberta is wild.

I should've just said Alberta in general lol. I was up that way once years ago and was well...not expecting that haha

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buddah86
08/14/25 6:38:05 PM
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Bret can put the sharpshooter on Putin, Benji and Kim to save the world!

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monkmith
08/14/25 6:42:15 PM
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fuck i'd take doink the clown.

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EPR-radar
08/14/25 7:05:33 PM
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This is a total no-brainer in favor of this wrestler (who I know nothing about).

Some other people and things that would be better as president than Trump:

1) Cat shit fresh from the litterbox.

2) A death-row inmate.

3) A corpse.

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thronedfire2
08/14/25 7:17:29 PM
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monkmith posted...
fuck i'd take doink the clown.


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jumi
08/14/25 7:22:51 PM
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Bret Hart has dual citizenship. His mom was American.

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joaquintall
08/14/25 8:22:22 PM
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monkmith posted...
fuck i'd take doink the clown.

Well... you have a clown, you're halfway there!

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Bosstoise
08/14/25 8:59:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpgOnIe1UGU

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ShineboxPhil
08/14/25 9:01:40 PM
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https://streamable.com/rdahx5

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DragulaRULEZ
08/14/25 9:06:49 PM
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Bret Hart beat Bob Backlund so bad he ran for President of the United States to get away from him.

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BiggWillieStylk
08/14/25 9:10:49 PM
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jumi posted...
Bret Hart has dual citizenship. His mom was American.
Who last I heard makes his permanent residence in the US.

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Ryven
08/14/25 9:29:09 PM
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darkknight109 posted...

You want to get "'Murican", head outside of city limits. Rural Alberta is wild.


Yeah, to the point where a number of brain dead imbeciles up here think seperating from Canada will solve all their problems. And shocker, they're all middle aged white guys.

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GGuirao13
08/15/25 4:16:29 AM
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Hart.

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thekosmicfool
08/15/25 4:56:05 AM
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ai123 posted...
I don't know anything about Bret Hart's politics or abilities, but I find it hard to believe he could be worse than Trump.


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mustachedmystic
08/15/25 6:21:26 AM
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Brett Hart is an old man who spent his youth jucing up and getting concussions. a poorly coded AI would make for a better President.

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TakashiMifune85
08/15/25 7:10:52 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Brett Hart is an old man who spent his youth jucing up and getting concussions. a poorly coded AI would make for a better President.

Bret Hart wasnt on the juice, yo. Perhaps you are thinking of Bill Goldberg.

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Guns_of_Verdun
08/15/25 7:27:06 AM
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TakashiMifune85 posted...
Bret Hart wasnt on the juice, yo. Perhaps you are thinking of Bill Goldberg.
Bret was on the juice in the 80s. He's admitted this. He says almost everyone in WWF was.

He claims he stopped when people started getting investigated for it in the early 90s. Right before the steroid trial.

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YugiNoob
08/15/25 7:41:44 AM
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Bret Hart's middle name is Sergeant. That alone makes him better than Trump.

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SauI_Goodman
08/15/25 8:33:38 AM
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Bret has admitted to being on gear. I believe I read it in his book. Cant remember exact quote, but it was something like "back when I was still natural...."

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YugiNoob
08/15/25 8:38:15 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/02582310.jpg

From this article

https://www.bbc.co.uk/birmingham/content/articles/2008/11/24/bret_hart_feature.shtml

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Error1355
08/15/25 9:12:50 AM
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There is a very, very small list of people I'd want to be President less than Trump.

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